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Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her?
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Yea... Its this chick i barely knew in HS then she myspaced me and shit and now she called me up and wants to hang out tonight...

So yea when I was on the phone she talked to me about cooking for like 5 minutes and it wasnt very entertaining.... She said she was gonna bake me an apple pie too...

But anyways bottom line is I can definitely get some ass. I dont want to take her out drinking cause I have a 7 page paper due tommorow night that I haven't even started on... And I havent talked to this chick in like 2 years so I don't want to take her out for dinner or anything where I am gonna just stand there and talk to her all night... So I am thinking maybe I take her to a movie but IDK what to see. And I dont want to go to movies really.

So where should i take her? Only thing is I dont want to be out too late and I dont want to drink or anything cause I have a paper I have to write tonight.

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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: Hitman203]
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take her to the city dump, start looking for dinner, if she's willing to stick around after that, it wont take much to please her


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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: Hitman203]
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bollocks


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let yourself be silently drawn by the stronger pull of what you really love

Edited by mr_kite (12/07/06 03:28 PM)

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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: Prisoner#1]
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There's nothing quite so romantic as taking a chick to the dump to shoot rats. :cool:

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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: Hitman203]
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Post your myspace page link.

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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: Hitman203]
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Movies are lame for dates. Take her to Cici's, they have the best trash in town and shit.

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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: Hitman203]
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Tell her you can't go tonight, that you have a paper due.

For 2 reasons -

1) You will get your paper done.

2) You will be more appealing to her because you're a challenge. Girls like a challenge.

Oh, and, can you afford to take her anywhere? I mean, if you're going to be a teacher, you should start saving money now...since yo uwont have any then.


Oh, and like Randal said, post your myspace link. He's right.


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The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.


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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: Liz]
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Is this the fat chick?  :wink:



Dinner, but movies are lame, do something fun after.


(stay away from the buffet...)


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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: Maverick]
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Why stay away from a buffet with a fat chick?

Might as well pay 1 price for all youc an eat than have to pay for her to order 10 things off a menu, no?  :shrug:


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Remember, remember the fifth of November
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.


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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: Liz]
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Yeah, that might keep the price down. :wink:  Poor girl.


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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: Liz]
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I hit up saw 3 with my girlfriend. Twas a good experience. Nothing like getting head while watching people get brutally mutilated in sick sick ways. :grin:

If you just wanna get in her pants, best thing to do is get hella crunk.  I was smashed at some random mateys house party, chilling smoking a J (checking the shroomery actually - everyone was sort of dying down (everyone was rolling 'cept me and this girl, I personally dispise the drug)). Then this girl, one of my friends, stripped off and jumped on me.  BEST.NIGHT.EVER

I've been with her since the summer, I cant remember exactly how long cause Im a lazy stoner :frown:.. a good 5 months at least :laugh:


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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: Maverick]
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man don't you have a incredible blunt ride, the weed will get you guys talking laughing, she'll like the rebel in you. and she'll be like wow that's pretty. lol I always do that 100% laid everytime man.

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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: Hitman203]
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Hitman203 said:
Yea... Its this chick i barely knew in HS then she myspaced me and shit and now she called me up and wants to hang out tonight...



Hitman203 said:
But anyways bottom line is I can definitely get some ass.



Hitman203 said:
I don't want to take her out for dinner or anything where I am gonna just stand there and talk to her all night...



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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: Rylmonkey]
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Rylmonkey said:
man don't you have a incredible blunt ride, the weed will get you guys talking laughing, she'll like the rebel in you. and she'll be like wow that's pretty. lol I always do that 100% laid everytime man.



OMG LOL thatz so kewl. A/S/L?



I don't think it counts as getting laid when you smoke them retarded and slip a hand up their shirt.

Edited by DNKYD (12/07/06 03:45 PM)

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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: Hitman203]
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Go away, damnit


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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: angryshroom]
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angryshroom said:
Hitman203 said:
Yea...  Its this chick i barely knew in HS then she myspaced me and shit and now she called me up and wants to hang out tonight...



Hitman203 said:
But anyways bottom line is I can definitely get some ass. 


Hitman203 said:
I don't want to take her out for dinner or anything where I am gonna just stand there and talk to her all night... 






:rofl2:  :rofl:  :lol:  :rofl:  :rofl2:

This has got to be the 3rd thread on this chick.


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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: Dark_Star]
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yea its the chubby chick lol.

Yea dude honestly i don't want to go anywhere tonight but Idk if I can get out of it.

I would rather take her out doing something fun for the first time like to a party or something.

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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: Hitman203]
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Just tell her "Lets just cut through the turkey and just move on to the stuffing".

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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: Hitman203]
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Take her somewhere to eat, pigout, and then hit the skins, she still seem some what chunky, as she said she was going to make you an apple pie, if shes still pleasantly plump, just invite her over, different rulz apply.

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Re: Yo this chick just asked me out.... where should i take her? [Re: Hitman203]
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pick her up, go to blockbuster or rogers or whatever and rent a movie (but not a really good one), half-way through the movie try to get in there...

works like a charm


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consists not in seeing new landscapes,
but in having new eyes."

"Small doses suck dogs cocks, smoke that shit until the elves piss in your eyes. " -Hanky

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