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OfflineMaverick
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Re: I got a Blowjob from that fat chick [Re: skeeter]
    #6352941 - 12/10/06 12:20 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

No that looks like her, there were dark lipstick and drool marks inside of my paper sack that he gave back... fuck I use this for groceries.

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OfflineHitman203
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Re: I got a Blowjob from that fat chick [Re: angryshroom]
    #6352945 - 12/10/06 12:22 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

angryshroom said:
Actually, judging from half your posts, I bet your bullshitting about this.

Let me get this straight... she myspaced you, you went out with her once and she gave you a BJ?

hahaha oh man, she must have been a sad fuck to give Hitman203 a BJ on the first date.





well that may be the case, but don't hate the player, hate the game.  And it actually wasn't our first date.  Its like the 3rd time we have seen each other.

hey dude dont hate me cause im beatiful  :cool:

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Invisibleskeeter
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Re: I got a Blowjob from that fat chick [Re: Hitman203]
    #6352950 - 12/10/06 12:23 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Hitman203 said:
Quote:

angryshroom said:
Actually, judging from half your posts, I bet your bullshitting about this.

Let me get this straight... she myspaced you, you went out with her once and she gave you a BJ?

hahaha oh man, she must have been a sad fuck to give Hitman203 a BJ on the first date.





well that may be the case, but don't hate the player, hate the game.  And it actually wasn't our first date.  Its like the 3rd time we have seen each other.

hey dude dont hate me cause im beatiful  :cool:


You fucktard, your not a player if you tag up fat girls.


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UncleLuke said:
you talking about the child porn? I can explain that... it's my nephew.

stickyicky13 said:
I'm not gay, I'm brittish! you let one guy put his wiener in your bottom and instantly everyone thinks you are a poofta

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Re: I got a Blowjob from that fat chick [Re: Hitman203]
    #6352951 - 12/10/06 12:23 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

lol :smile:

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Re: I got a Blowjob from that fat chick [Re: Hitman203]
    #6352963 - 12/10/06 12:30 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Yo, Hitman, what's this chick look like, post a pic or give her myspace out.


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Re: I got a Blowjob from that fat chick [Re: skeeter]
    #6352966 - 12/10/06 12:31 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

fried said:
Quote:

Hitman203 said:
Quote:

angryshroom said:
Actually, judging from half your posts, I bet your bullshitting about this.

Let me get this straight... she myspaced you, you went out with her once and she gave you a BJ?

hahaha oh man, she must have been a sad fuck to give Hitman203 a BJ on the first date.





well that may be the case, but don't hate the player, hate the game.  And it actually wasn't our first date.  Its like the 3rd time we have seen each other.

hey dude dont hate me cause im beatiful  :cool:


You fucktard, your not a player if you tag up fat girls.




or is he?  :naughty:


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Re: I got a Blowjob from that fat chick [Re: Hitman203]
    #6352970 - 12/10/06 12:33 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

i said it once and ill say it again. hitman is a genius who is fucking with all of us for sick laughs. none of his posts are true. think about it no links EVER, and even when people tell him to shut the fuck up he keeps posting.

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Invisibleskeeter
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Re: I got a Blowjob from that fat chick [Re: evolprim]
    #6352975 - 12/10/06 12:37 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

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evolprim said:
i said it once and ill say it again. hitman is a genius who is fucking with all of us for sick laughs. none of his posts are true. think about it no links EVER, and even when people tell him to shut the fuck up he keeps posting.


Someone's said it once, I'll say it again:

His douchebaggery is genuine.


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UncleLuke said:
you talking about the child porn? I can explain that... it's my nephew.

stickyicky13 said:
I'm not gay, I'm brittish! you let one guy put his wiener in your bottom and instantly everyone thinks you are a poofta

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Re: I got a Blowjob from that fat chick [Re: eligal]
    #6352977 - 12/10/06 12:39 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Oh shit that bitch is fat & ugly, Looking down and finding that monster going at it would freak me out.
Why would you want to lie about that.

Could she deep throat or what. Did you make her gag
If she can't do that trick who cares.


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Invisibleskeeter
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Re: I got a Blowjob from that fat chick [Re: Hitman203]
    #6353016 - 12/10/06 12:52 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck you hitman, that fat bitch ruined my boner


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UncleLuke said:
you talking about the child porn? I can explain that... it's my nephew.

stickyicky13 said:
I'm not gay, I'm brittish! you let one guy put his wiener in your bottom and instantly everyone thinks you are a poofta

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Re: I got a Blowjob from that fat chick [Re: Hitman203]
    #6353030 - 12/10/06 01:00 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Hitman203 said:
...don't hate the player, hate the game.





and what game would that be? Hungry Hungry Hippos!?


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OfflineHitman203
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Re: I got a Blowjob from that fat chick [Re: MAGnum]
    #6353031 - 12/10/06 01:00 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

MAGnum said:
Yo, Hitman, what's this chick look like, post a pic or give her myspace out.




Shes short, blond hair, brown eyes. Pretty face. A little chubby, has big tits, and thats about it....


I think its obvious why I dont post pics.... This is an illegal website

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InvisibleUnderNose
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Re: I got a Blowjob from that fat chick [Re: S33D]
    #6353051 - 12/10/06 01:15 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

S33D said:
Quote:

Hitman203 said:
...don't hate the player, hate the game. 





and what game would that be? Hungry Hungry Hippos!?



:lolz0rz:  :rofl2:  :handth:


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Re: I got a Blowjob from that fat chick [Re: UnderNose]
    #6353057 - 12/10/06 01:18 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Well we don't need to ask if she swallowed.


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Invisibleskeeter
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Re: I got a Blowjob from that fat chick [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #6353060 - 12/10/06 01:22 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

She scarfed.











:puke:


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UncleLuke said:
you talking about the child porn? I can explain that... it's my nephew.

stickyicky13 said:
I'm not gay, I'm brittish! you let one guy put his wiener in your bottom and instantly everyone thinks you are a poofta

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OfflineKonnrade
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Re: I got a Blowjob from that fat chick [Re: Hitman203]
    #6353090 - 12/10/06 01:45 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

If you're going to brag about barely having enough mental competence to exploit a homely woman, you should at least finish humiliating yourself by posting pictures of the unlucky girl.


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Re: I got a Blowjob from that fat chick [Re: S33D]
    #6353374 - 12/10/06 07:50 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

S33D said:
Quote:

Hitman203 said:
...don't hate the player, hate the game. 





and what game would that be? Hungry Hungry Hippos!?




I literally just spit out a mouthful of water when I read this post. 

Funniest thing I've read in a while  :thumbup:

and Hitman - you're either a really bad puppet, or you're a 16 yr old with an uneventful life who wants to seem cool in front of a bucnh of message board people, who really don't seem to like you very much.  Either way, why don't you stop posting about random stupid shit?


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Re: I got a Blowjob from that fat chick [Re: Liz]
    #6353400 - 12/10/06 08:15 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

lmao... has to be the best succession of posts Ive ever read


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Re: I got a Blowjob from that fat chick [Re: snoot]
    #6353404 - 12/10/06 08:17 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

snoot said:
did she lather it in butter first?




:lol: Comedy.


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Offlinehot48yearolds
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Re: I got a Blowjob from that fat chick [Re: theuser]
    #6353422 - 12/10/06 08:34 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Its pretty sad when imaginary girlfriends are kinda fat...  :whacker:


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