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Someone stole my umbrella
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Today it was raining like hell and I went to the gym to train kickboxing. I changed @ the changing room and went to the tatami room. In the middle of the training, I noticed I forgot my umbrella in the locker, but gave no importance. Who would steal a 3 euro umbrella?

Well, someone would. Not there, not in lost&found, not near the doors...

Of course it was still raining like hell, and I had to face a 3km running under heavy rain, dodging puddles, slippery mud, and dissolved dog shit.

I expect karma to put the umbrella in his anus and open it.

Sorry for boring you with my problems, just had to say it.


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Re: Someone stole my umbrella [Re: funnybunny]
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Umbrellas piss me off.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Someone stole my umbrella [Re: funnybunny]
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I think karma will get him right after Santa gets back from his lunch date with Tony the Tiger.


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Re: Someone stole my umbrella [Re: Chazzersize]
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Probably the same bastard that stole the gas can outta the back of my truck.....

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Re: Someone stole my umbrella [Re: TxRebel]
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sought for questioning


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Re: Someone stole my umbrella [Re: funnybunny]
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Nobody uses umbrellas where I live. Too windy.


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