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OfflineMr. Penguin
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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Mr. Penguin] * 2
    #21677289 - 05/14/15 12:30 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Get an ice pick and poke holes in his outdoor ac unit. Make sure to get the tubing between the fins in multiple  places. They won't  be able to repair it and he will have to purchase a new unit. Lololllool


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Mr. Penguin]
    #21677303 - 05/14/15 12:34 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Mr. Penguin said:
Get an ice pick and poke holes in his outdoor ac unit. Make sure to get the tubing between the fins in multiple  places. They won't  be able to repair it and he will have to purchase a new unit. steal yours Lololllool




Come on man, the dude would just steal from him to pay for it.


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OfflineMr. Penguin
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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21677312 - 05/14/15 12:37 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Wait a month or two. He wouldn't  see it coming


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica] * 1
    #21677313 - 05/14/15 12:38 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I like the way you think

:ohsodevious:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 1
    #21678149 - 05/14/15 08:51 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

In all honesty you probably aren't gonna get any of your shit back. If that kid has half a brain all your stuff is looong gone. Just chalk it up as a loss and move on. And lock your goddamn doors when you have $500 worth of quality buds just sitting around! :awewtf:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 5
    #21678340 - 05/14/15 10:04 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

More like



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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid] * 1
    #21678352 - 05/14/15 10:06 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

If he's capable I'd demand reimbursement then after thats squared up maybe a good dick punch


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Corporal Kielbasa] * 4
    #21679273 - 05/14/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Well I managed to find him today.

He had no weed or money

I basically sucker punched + kicked the shit out of him.

Hope the piece of shit broke a leg or a rib or something.

I told him before I left that there better be 4 benjamins in an envelope hand delivered to me tomorrow or I will beat the shit out of him again.


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OfflineEzuma
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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21679278 - 05/14/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

The fuck... was this guy a 'friend'?

I'd get him to give my shit back and pay extra, then never talk to the fucker again... or beat the shit out of him if that's realistic. Either or.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21679301 - 05/14/15 03:27 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Gottaloveacid said:
Well I managed to find him today.

He had no weed or money

I basically sucker punched + kicked the shit out of him.

Hope the piece of shit broke a leg or a rib or something.

I told him before I left that there better be 4 benjamins in an envelope hand delivered to me tomorrow or I will beat the shit out of him again.



Haha, nice.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21679306 - 05/14/15 03:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Gottaloveacid said:
Well I managed to find him today.

He had no weed or money

I basically sucker punched + kicked the shit out of him.

Hope the piece of shit broke a leg or a rib or something.

I told him before I left that there better be 4 benjamins in an envelope hand delivered to me tomorrow or I will beat the shit out of him again.




Did he have a sick birthday present for you?

That's a load of horse shit, it's only been like, 23 hours since you posted, not even a full day yet, and he managed to smoke 400 dollars of weed? You better go break into this dudes house and tear that shit apart. Your weed is there man. It has to be.


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Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21679309 - 05/14/15 03:31 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

How do you know he stole it?


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Shins]
    #21679316 - 05/14/15 03:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Shins said:
How do you know he stole it?




Read the thread, he admitted he stole it. He said he stole it to buy OP a birthday present, supposedly.


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
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yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Shins]
    #21679318 - 05/14/15 03:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

He admitted it via text.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: TopPmz]
    #21679328 - 05/14/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Hivemind.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21679330 - 05/14/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I wouldn't do that. Unfortunately the cops aren't going to care if you broke in to recover your own property. A B&E charge is not a good thing to have on your record.

:thumbup: for kicking the shit out of him though.

He say anything else? Like your birthday present is in the mail?:lol: Maybe he ordered it from Amazon or something. Get a tracking number.


Edited by Shroomslip (05/14/15 03:35 PM)


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid] * 1
    #21679331 - 05/14/15 03:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Gottaloveacid said:
Well I managed to find him today.

He had no weed or money

I basically sucker punched + kicked the shit out of him.

Hope the piece of shit broke a leg or a rib or something.

I told him before I left that there better be 4 benjamins in an envelope hand delivered to me tomorrow or I will beat the shit out of him again.





when he gives you your money, beat him again anyway and take his shoes

and yea its been so little time that he either has it stashed somewhere, already sold it, or got robbed


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Salomon]
    #21679334 - 05/14/15 03:36 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Or, he used it to pay back people all the mooching he's done. It was free weed for him, so it wouldn't hurt too much to just start handing out nugs.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21679346 - 05/14/15 03:39 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
I wouldn't do that. Unfortunately the cops aren't going to care if you broke in to recover your own property. A B&E charge is not a good thing to have on your record.

:thumbup: for kicking the shit out of him though.

He say anything else? Like your birthday present is in the mail?:lol: Maybe he ordered it from Amazon or something. Get a tracking number.




He's either breaking the law with assault, or breaking the law with a breaking and entering, and technically, as long as he doesn't break anything on his way in, and doesn't steal anything, it'd just be trespassing.

Taking back what's his is hardly stealing. I'm not a lawyer though, but I'd imagine that if he went in through an open window or something it's no longer a B&E and he's just trespassing. :shrug:


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
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Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21679380 - 05/14/15 03:46 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Well you know it wasn't me, anyway.


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