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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21684745 - 05/15/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Oh I see

Was super confused for a second by what you were trying to say

Surprised someone noticed that, I always read over my posts for typos and other shit like that. Guess I am a little wasted on this oxy and etiz right now haha

Anyways I meant to say his buddy's car that they were both in :smile:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21684752 - 05/15/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:justno:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #21684756 - 05/15/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:shockedpussy:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21684765 - 05/15/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Gottaloveacid said:
Oh I see

Was super confused for a second by what you were trying to say

Surprised someone noticed that, I always read over my posts for typos and other shit like that. Guess I am a little wasted on this oxy and etiz right now haha

Anyways I meant to say his buddy's car that they were both in :smile:



That isn't a typo. Its a blatant inconsistency in your story. Don't blame it on imaginary drugs man. Just admit you're bullshitting


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21684792 - 05/15/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Hey man I am really not trying to bullshit anyone here

The guy was a total idiot, a little while ago he went joyriding in one of his friend's van (without him knowing) and was going at like 90mph down us-285 to denver at like 4am. The funny thing is is that he did this twice, god knows why. The first time no one found out (though he stupidly told a few of his other buddies) but the second time he got caught. He ended up losing his license so now all his friends have to drive him places


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21684794 - 05/15/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

That's a really cool story and everything. But I stand by my opinion :shrug:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21684826 - 05/15/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

If he doesn't hang out with dudes buddy who chauffeurs him, isn't it reasonable to assume he just associates the car with dude, and basically forgets chauffeur buddy exists? And if so, isn't it reasonable to assume that he may refer to the car as dude's car, mistakenly, without lying?


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: TopPmz]
    #21684839 - 05/15/15 09:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Eh, Possibly. You make a good point.

I still have a weird gut feeling about this Though.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21684849 - 05/15/15 09:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I choose to believe him, even if his story is a little farfetched, because I like the story.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #21684854 - 05/15/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:ancientaliens:what if op got his weed stolen , and never did anything about it, but wanted to pretend like he avenged his weed by beating up the guy who did it so he made this story ?


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Salomon]
    #21684860 - 05/15/15 09:30 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:
:ancientaliens:what if op got his weed stolen , and never did anything about it, but wanted to pretend like he avenged his weed by beating up the guy who did it so he made this story ?



My thoughts exactly


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: TopPmz]
    #21684865 - 05/15/15 09:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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TopPmz said:
I choose to believe him, even if his story is a little farfetched, because I like the story.



That's not a good reason to believe anything. that's how religion was started


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21684883 - 05/15/15 09:37 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I didn't say it was a good reason. And I doubt anyone is gonna drink OP's koolaid just cuz I want to believe his story.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: TopPmz]
    #21684895 - 05/15/15 09:40 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Alright well I can't make anyone believe what I tell you, so I gotta respect your opinion

But can we tone it down a little, I don't want this thread to be locked in case he decides to man up and do something back :laugh:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21684901 - 05/15/15 09:41 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:whathesaid:

I try to give people the benefit of the doubt but its hard on the internet, I believe OP though, not a big thing to lie over but people do love BS'n.

In highschool I witnessed this freshman tell all these girls in my class he  had apparently been jumped into the bloods whilst living in LA, then stole a car an drove up to Oregon on the run, and now he is hiding out in that town going to school :lol: the girls were all looking at him like "wow" dumbass highschool kids....


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21684933 - 05/15/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Psychonautica said:
Acid gave me his number, guys.


PM me fucked up porn and mutilated dicks to send him. Or funny messages.

I'm not sure if he has MMS so all this horse porn might go to waste.

:laugh: whatever though. So worth it anyways.

Working my way through multiple gore sites and sending him every picture.

Nevermind, spamming pictures takes too long.

Just gonna spam him like normal.




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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: drege]
    #21685021 - 05/15/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

This thread is great and the probable conspiracy at the end. :justastonishing: Genius!


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: uncommonsence]
    #21685033 - 05/15/15 10:22 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:highfive:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #21685103 - 05/15/15 10:45 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:tinfoil:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21685127 - 05/15/15 10:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Gottaloveacid said:
Hey man I am really not trying to bullshit anyone here

The guy was a total idiot, a little while ago he went joyriding in one of his friend's van (without him knowing) and was going at like 90mph down us-285 to denver at like 4am. The funny thing is is that he did this twice, god knows why. The first time no one found out (though he stupidly told a few of his other buddies) but the second time he got caught. He ended up losing his license so now all his friends have to drive him places




They automatically take your license away for doing 90? I do 90 every day. Shit, I got pulled over by a cop a few months ago doing 95 at 2am and he just gave me a verbal warning and told me to slow down. Lucky, I know. Saved me from about a $500+ ticket. Good thing I'm white I guess. But here, the speed limit is 70 in most places and the 'flow of traffic' is usually 75-80


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