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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21676892 - 05/13/15 10:10 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

True. But you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.
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D.M.T said:
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Yal are fucking lucky. Can just leave your doors unlocked and shit, I can't even feel safe in my own home without a loaded pistol in a quick open safe.



Detroit?



No just a really shitty part in a really shitty city in Texas.


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I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #21676898 - 05/13/15 10:11 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Texas if I remember correctly.

I'm stalking you.

Darn he beat me too it. Now I don't even look like a stalker :frown:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21676981 - 05/13/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Tell us how it goes


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21676988 - 05/13/15 10:38 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Was it ipraytomushrooms?









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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: nuds] * 1
    #21677002 - 05/13/15 10:42 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

ketamine dart to the neck, wine bottle up the ass:pokerawe:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21677003 - 05/13/15 10:42 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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YES YOU CAN REPORT HE STOLE YOUR POT


ITS CALLED A LEGAL STATE AND STATE COURT




No need for the caps lock man, I didn't know he lived in a legal state, nor have I ever lived in one, so I'm not familiar with the laws.

Sorry man :frown:

Yeah that's a bummer, I never lock my doors either, because all my friends know they're welcome at my house any time.. :frown: Sheisty people.

Hide your shit man, even if you don't like the door, and even though your an adult, you should still hide your shit. No need for that to be in plain view... But I bet it wasn't. I'm sure you just always put it in the same spot, so he watches you take it from that spot, huh? :frown:

Bummer man:(




i used caps because it had been previously discussed in the thread - i didnt feel like explaining it again


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: trippinballs420]
    #21677037 - 05/13/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

You people really leave your doors unlocked? Unbelievable. I guess i'm a little jaded. Atlanta is sketchy as fuck. Homeless people always asking you for money and a bunch of other shady characters.

Plus, I don't really trust anyone :shrug:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21677051 - 05/13/15 10:58 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Extract a lot of salvinorin a and pack it into another stash of weed, where you know this guy will find it if he does it again. Then keep some of your better stuff hidden in a new spot.

I'm sure if he isn't expecting the salvia trip, and he shares it with his friends they'll beat his ass when they all come down, thinking he dozed them.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Oggy]
    #21677059 - 05/13/15 11:00 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Oggy said:
Extract a lot of salvinorin a and pack it into another stash of weed, where you know this guy will find it if he does it again. Then keep some of your better stuff hidden in a new spot.

I'm sure if he isn't expecting the salvia trip, and he shares it with his friends they'll beat his ass when they all come down, thinking he dozed them.




haha I love this. I am liking the idea of dosing him as a "surprise", could probably get the asshole fired or something. Doing it with a STRONG salvia extract sounds like a decent idea though haha, scare the shit out of him and his idiot friends


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21677065 - 05/13/15 11:03 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Catch him, hold him down, and force-feed him magic mushrooms.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
    #21677084 - 05/13/15 11:09 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Or just drop like 10 hits of acid in that fat fucks drink next time he comes over. But then again that's a waste of perfectly good LSD


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
    #21677088 - 05/13/15 11:11 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

How do you know it was just him who stole it? You said the guy doesn't drive

Maybe he told a third party where you live and that you leave the house open & the weed out maybe someone else orchestrated this theft and used him as their pawn

In which case he's still a piece of shit but it just goes to show you can't trust anyone


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21677098 - 05/13/15 11:13 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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How do you know it was just him who stole it? You said the guy doesn't drive



He knows now because he admitted it via text.

If I were OP I'd save that text in case he does decide to go to police.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: D.M.T]
    #21677103 - 05/13/15 11:14 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Ahh yes I forgot about that part

Well if he's in a legal state going to the police would be the best choice

Doing something violent or aggressive on the other hand may be more trouble than it's worth


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21677137 - 05/13/15 11:27 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

He stole your bud to buy you a birthday present  :awewtf:  what the fucckkkk


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21677144 - 05/13/15 11:29 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

oh yeah but make sure that its not an illegal amount if youre goin the legal route or else you're fucked....but you could claim you bought a rec oz for like 400+tax and that would well cover it:tongue:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: trippinballs420]
    #21677230 - 05/14/15 12:06 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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OhMrJohnson said:
How do you know it was just him who stole it? You said the guy doesn't drive

Maybe he told a third party where you live and that you leave the house open & the weed out maybe someone else orchestrated this theft and used him as their pawn

In which case he's still a piece of shit but it just goes to show you can't trust anyone




Half of it was concentrate, so the volume wasn't anything too big.

I think I had 20-21 grams of bud and like 5-6 grams of hash oil


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
    #21677254 - 05/14/15 12:16 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Arctic W. Fox said:
Catch him, hold him down, and force-feed him magic mushrooms.



Haha he seems like the type of dude who would love this type of "torture"

I would probably just cut him off and catch em slipping. There isn't much some flying fists could teach him, he'd probably do it again. Then again, maybe if you beat em hard enough he'll learn not to be a fucking thief.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Mescalitoe] * 1
    #21677272 - 05/14/15 12:24 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Purchase bedbugs and dump them in his house his garage  or even clothing. He'll  have to move, burn his house or deal with it


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Mr. Penguin] * 1
    #21677273 - 05/14/15 12:25 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Once his friends find out he has them nobody  will want to be around him. It's  also a good excuse  for him not to go over to your house. He wouldn't  expect  a move like that and won't  think somebody did it to him


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