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So some asshole just stole all my weed
    #21675199 - 05/13/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

What the fuck do I do? I come home and my stash jars are totally empty... like $400 worth of fucking cannabis products. Thankfully all my pieces are still here...

The good news is, I know what fucker did it. He blocked me on his phone, isn't home, and no one knows where the prick is. He will come home sooner or later. Should I beat the shit out of this dude?

So pissed


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21675206 - 05/13/15 03:46 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Go punch dat nigguh in the dick.

Fucking sucks when someone robs you of something illegal, can't do much about it but try to steal it/something back or let it go lol.

Or fuck them up, but if someone's a douche then that could end worse for you with legal troubles.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid] * 4
    #21675225 - 05/13/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Why do you leave your place unlocked?


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21675226 - 05/13/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:cantbelievethatshit:

DSHSB and show him who wears the pants.

But seriously yeah....do something...


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21675230 - 05/13/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

If you're willing to risk the legal hassle of beating his ass, then go for it. Then wait a couple of months and slash his tires for good measure.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: 1234go] * 2
    #21675234 - 05/13/15 03:51 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Show him the business end of a baseball bat


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21675235 - 05/13/15 03:51 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Thats really beat man im sorry to hear that, you should go find his ass and get it back if you can.

Do you think he did it to sell it or smoke it or both?


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21675242 - 05/13/15 03:52 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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If you're willing to risk the legal hassle of beating his ass, then go for it. Then wait a couple of months and slash his tires for good measure.



The good ol tried n true slashing tires at the dead of night


so easy and so costly around 300-400$ of damage that you can cause silently


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Connoisseur]
    #21675254 - 05/13/15 03:55 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Why do you leave your place unlocked?




because I live in a neighborhood where literally no one even steps in each others yards and we all know each other. Definitely not somewhere your house would get robbed, and I am surprised this asshole stole my shit... I don't like holding grudges with people, so usually no one gets up in my buisness....

I will be locking it from now on though

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Thats really beat man im sorry to hear that, you should go find his ass and get it back if you can.

Do you think he did it to sell it or smoke it or both?



Knowing his little greedy ass he probably is smoking right now with like 9 other people... pretty good chance by the time he comes back there will be little to non left :frown:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid] * 2
    #21675258 - 05/13/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Dose him.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Sham87] * 10
    #21675264 - 05/13/15 03:58 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

It was ipraytomushrooms.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21675268 - 05/13/15 03:58 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Gottaloveacid said:
Quote:

Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Why do you leave your place unlocked?




because I live in a neighborhood where literally no one even steps in each others yards and we all know each other. Definitely not somewhere your house would get robbed



Let me give you a good piece of life advice.. No such place exists. You may think it does because nothing has happened before, but it doesn't. This false sense of security is exactly what will get $400 worth of weed stolen, or worse.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: D.M.T]
    #21675284 - 05/13/15 04:00 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah I definitely see that now


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21675291 - 05/13/15 04:02 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Kick his ass preferably with a bat.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: spixce]
    #21675313 - 05/13/15 04:08 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

i want to know how this pans out.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21675316 - 05/13/15 04:08 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Gottaloveacid said:
What the fuck do I do? I come home and my stash jars are totally empty... like $400 worth of fucking cannabis products. Thankfully all my pieces are still here...

The good news is, I know what fucker did it. He blocked me on his phone, isn't home, and no one knows where the prick is. He will come home sooner or later. Should I beat the shit out of this dude?

So pissed




Buy more.

Also, beat his ass. 400$ is enough money to break a small bone


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Patlal]
    #21675358 - 05/13/15 04:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Definitely put a hurtin on him. That's pretty fucked up.

@Connoisseur: I'm going to start saying "that's beat" instead of "that sucks" now.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: TopPmz]
    #21675414 - 05/13/15 04:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah, i think you owe this guy a good old fashioned ass kickin'. You need to beat his ass and take his shit to make up for what you lost.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid] * 2
    #21675418 - 05/13/15 04:33 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

This isn't the answer you want to hear. But just learn from it. Too many people are like that and unless you know you can absolutely trust them you just have to stay on top of our shit. Especially when you have fools like this guy hanging around.
Sure there is revenge, by all means do what you have to to get it back, but it isnt going to stop the next one.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: TopPmz]
    #21675426 - 05/13/15 04:37 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

yea shit sucks man , my best friend broke a golf club on the legs of a dude over some stolen weed and stole his laptop and fucked his apartment . it was instant satisfaction and he became a small legend in my town but he got caught and sentenced to 2 years (because he had a good lawyer) for broking into the apartment , thief and assault . could have been sentence to attempted murder and shit . definitely wasn't worth it .

maybe you could do something more sneaky , or beat him up in the street or something . definitely do something but not something too hardcore

but anyway :feelssadman:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
    #21675454 - 05/13/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah my friend just got $800 worth of drug money stolen from her car about a week ago. It's some really fucked up shit, especially since it had to have been someone who knows her. Be careful who you trust...

Edit: Get some back up and kick his fuckin ass!!


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: ImSl8]
    #21676283 - 05/13/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Just got contact with the asshole. He said he was selling it to buy me a birthday present? Lol right buddy especially since it is in november.

Didn't tell him I was gonna beat his ass, but I did tell him shit was gonna hit the fan if I didn't get it all back or get my 400$ back tomorrow. Got my 9mm in my stash room now, hidden away.

Fuck assholes man now I gotta go out tomorrow and buy some more so I can actually get to sleep these next few nights

All I was left with is the resin in my pieces and whatever was left in my grinder... which was like less than .1g :sad:




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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Sham87] * 1
    #21676482 - 05/13/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Dose him.




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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21676492 - 05/13/15 08:54 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Just got contact with the asshole. He said he was selling it to buy me a birthday present? Lol right buddy especially since it is in november.

Didn't tell him I was gonna beat his ass, but I did tell him shit was gonna hit the fan if I didn't get it all back or get my 400$ back tomorrow. Got my 9mm in my stash room now, hidden away.

Fuck assholes man now I gotta go out tomorrow and buy some more so I can actually get to sleep these next few nights

All I was left with is the resin in my pieces and whatever was left in my grinder... which was like less than .1g :sad:






Isn't much of a birthday present if you still had to pay for it. What a dick.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21676549 - 05/13/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

arent you in a legal state?

fuckin call the cops on him....thats what theyre for


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: D.M.T] * 1
    #21676555 - 05/13/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

LOL? I think that's the best excuse for a theft I've ever heard.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: trippinballs420]
    #21676564 - 05/13/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

You can involve the police in weed matters in colorado? I did not know that. I thought the fact weed is still illegal federally had something to do with it, idk

I might just get them involved, but only if I really need to. I hate dealing with cops


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid] * 1
    #21676617 - 05/13/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

fuck no dude.....its like if he stole 400$ worth of fine wine - especially since he has it in his possession.


id go to the local PD tomorrow and report it - along with any evidence you have.....hes gonna get hurt way worse for breaking and entering and stealing on his record than if you beat it out of him



i understand the want for backlash but the cops might be your best bet - you can also probably claim he stole more in weight than he actually did :lol: get 500$ worth of weed back


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: trippinballs420] * 3
    #21676701 - 05/13/15 09:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Was it ipraytomushrooms?


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21676711 - 05/13/15 09:36 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Nah haha

It was one of my old asshole friends who would only come over to smoke all my weed and eat all my food... and then leave


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: trippinballs420]
    #21676727 - 05/13/15 09:38 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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arent you in a legal state?

fuckin call the cops on him....thats what theyre for





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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21676735 - 05/13/15 09:39 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Fuckin' bummy man... What kind of cunt would do that :frown:

You seem like the type of dude I could call up too and just say "Hey man, I'm having a shitty day, down to smoke me out?" And I'm sure you'd be like "Hell Yeah" But I'm probably not as big of a piece of shit as the dude who stole from you.

That's such a bummer :frown: did he break into your house too? It's too bad there isn't shit you can do besides fight him though, even if he did break in "Uh yeah officer he broke in and stole nothing, but I know he broke in and I know it was him" Like you can't admit he stole a bunch of your pot :frown:

Kick him in the dick. Don't even fight him just full force punt to the crotch.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21676781 - 05/13/15 09:47 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Fuckin' bummy man... What kind of cunt would do that :frown:

You seem like the type of dude I could call up too and just say "Hey man, I'm having a shitty day, down to smoke me out?" And I'm sure you'd be like "Hell Yeah" But I'm probably not as big of a piece of shit as the dude who stole from you.

That's such a bummer :frown: did he break into your house too? It's too bad there isn't shit you can do besides fight him though, even if he did break in "Uh yeah officer he broke in and stole nothing, but I know he broke in and I know it was him" Like you can't admit he stole a bunch of your pot :frown:

Kick him in the dick. Don't even fight him just full force punt to the crotch.



I am always down to smoke people out... but this dude would have his buddy drop him off at my place as he has no license or his own car, and fuck if I am gonna drive him 20 miles back home... and he would always get dropped off at random times, doesn't even text to tell me he just fuckin walks up to my house and knocks on the door. Then he comes in, grabs like 3 bags of chips and drinks so many drinks my ice maker is always empty afterwards.... he was fat as fuck because of this

then he just goes into my room and says "lets smoke" and proceeds to smoke like 2-3 grams by himself in one sesh. Like how the fuck do you even do that? This guy barely has a tolerance... he doesn't buy his own weed so doesn't smoke all the time.



What he did was he just walked up to my place when I was at work (and like I said earlier in the thread, my house is always unlocked haven't had a break in since forever) and just walks on in. Goes straight to my room I smoke in and just fuckin opens all my jars and takes all my shit.

As much as I would like to see the fucker have some hefty charges on his record, I would like to see what happens tomorrow. If he doesn't have my shit, he is fucked hard as far as I am concerned


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21676790 - 05/13/15 09:49 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

YES YOU CAN REPORT HE STOLE YOUR POT


ITS CALLED A LEGAL STATE AND STATE COURT


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: trippinballs420]
    #21676813 - 05/13/15 09:53 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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YES YOU CAN REPORT HE STOLE YOUR POT


ITS CALLED A LEGAL STATE AND STATE COURT




No need for the caps lock man, I didn't know he lived in a legal state, nor have I ever lived in one, so I'm not familiar with the laws.

Sorry man :frown:

Yeah that's a bummer, I never lock my doors either, because all my friends know they're welcome at my house any time.. :frown: Sheisty people.

Hide your shit man, even if you don't like the door, and even though your an adult, you should still hide your shit. No need for that to be in plain view... But I bet it wasn't. I'm sure you just always put it in the same spot, so he watches you take it from that spot, huh? :frown:

Bummer man:(


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21676824 - 05/13/15 09:55 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yal are fucking lucky. Can just leave your doors unlocked and shit, I can't even feel safe in my own home without a loaded pistol in a quick open safe.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21676851 - 05/13/15 10:00 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I will be hiding it from now on, previously I pretty much just left it laying in the open on my desk. I was hiding it up until 2 months or so ago, remodeled my house a bit so I got my computer and stuff set up in the same room I smoke (only room that doesn't make the entire house smell when I toke) so I just kept it on my desk so if I want to get baked, I could just grab my bong without even moving :lol:

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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid] * 1
    #21676858 - 05/13/15 10:03 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Actually you should just keep leaving it out. Figure out something really unpleasant to dose it with and that will be the decoy batch. Someone steals the shit and sells it, they'll get their ass kicked by multiple people, they smoke it they get the fucked up shit. :hehehe:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21676874 - 05/13/15 10:06 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Actually you should just keep leaving it out. Figure out something really unpleasant to dose it with and that will be the decoy batch. Someone steals the shit and sells it, they'll get their ass kicked by multiple people, they smoke it they get the fucked up shit. :hehehe:




That punishes the innocent people they sell it too though :frown:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21676885 - 05/13/15 10:09 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Yal are fucking lucky. Can just leave your doors unlocked and shit, I can't even feel safe in my own home without a loaded pistol in a quick open safe.



Detroit?


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21676892 - 05/13/15 10:10 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

True. But you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.
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Yal are fucking lucky. Can just leave your doors unlocked and shit, I can't even feel safe in my own home without a loaded pistol in a quick open safe.



Detroit?



No just a really shitty part in a really shitty city in Texas.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #21676898 - 05/13/15 10:11 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Texas if I remember correctly.

I'm stalking you.

Darn he beat me too it. Now I don't even look like a stalker :frown:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21676981 - 05/13/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Tell us how it goes


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21676988 - 05/13/15 10:38 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: nuds] * 1
    #21677002 - 05/13/15 10:42 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21677003 - 05/13/15 10:42 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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YES YOU CAN REPORT HE STOLE YOUR POT


ITS CALLED A LEGAL STATE AND STATE COURT




No need for the caps lock man, I didn't know he lived in a legal state, nor have I ever lived in one, so I'm not familiar with the laws.

Sorry man :frown:

Yeah that's a bummer, I never lock my doors either, because all my friends know they're welcome at my house any time.. :frown: Sheisty people.

Hide your shit man, even if you don't like the door, and even though your an adult, you should still hide your shit. No need for that to be in plain view... But I bet it wasn't. I'm sure you just always put it in the same spot, so he watches you take it from that spot, huh? :frown:

Bummer man:(




i used caps because it had been previously discussed in the thread - i didnt feel like explaining it again


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: trippinballs420]
    #21677037 - 05/13/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

You people really leave your doors unlocked? Unbelievable. I guess i'm a little jaded. Atlanta is sketchy as fuck. Homeless people always asking you for money and a bunch of other shady characters.

Plus, I don't really trust anyone :shrug:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21677051 - 05/13/15 10:58 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Extract a lot of salvinorin a and pack it into another stash of weed, where you know this guy will find it if he does it again. Then keep some of your better stuff hidden in a new spot.

I'm sure if he isn't expecting the salvia trip, and he shares it with his friends they'll beat his ass when they all come down, thinking he dozed them.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Oggy]
    #21677059 - 05/13/15 11:00 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Extract a lot of salvinorin a and pack it into another stash of weed, where you know this guy will find it if he does it again. Then keep some of your better stuff hidden in a new spot.

I'm sure if he isn't expecting the salvia trip, and he shares it with his friends they'll beat his ass when they all come down, thinking he dozed them.




haha I love this. I am liking the idea of dosing him as a "surprise", could probably get the asshole fired or something. Doing it with a STRONG salvia extract sounds like a decent idea though haha, scare the shit out of him and his idiot friends


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21677065 - 05/13/15 11:03 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Catch him, hold him down, and force-feed him magic mushrooms.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
    #21677084 - 05/13/15 11:09 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Or just drop like 10 hits of acid in that fat fucks drink next time he comes over. But then again that's a waste of perfectly good LSD


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
    #21677088 - 05/13/15 11:11 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

How do you know it was just him who stole it? You said the guy doesn't drive

Maybe he told a third party where you live and that you leave the house open & the weed out maybe someone else orchestrated this theft and used him as their pawn

In which case he's still a piece of shit but it just goes to show you can't trust anyone


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21677098 - 05/13/15 11:13 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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How do you know it was just him who stole it? You said the guy doesn't drive



He knows now because he admitted it via text.

If I were OP I'd save that text in case he does decide to go to police.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: D.M.T]
    #21677103 - 05/13/15 11:14 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Ahh yes I forgot about that part

Well if he's in a legal state going to the police would be the best choice

Doing something violent or aggressive on the other hand may be more trouble than it's worth


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21677137 - 05/13/15 11:27 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

He stole your bud to buy you a birthday present  :awewtf:  what the fucckkkk


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21677144 - 05/13/15 11:29 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

oh yeah but make sure that its not an illegal amount if youre goin the legal route or else you're fucked....but you could claim you bought a rec oz for like 400+tax and that would well cover it:tongue:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: trippinballs420]
    #21677230 - 05/14/15 12:06 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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How do you know it was just him who stole it? You said the guy doesn't drive

Maybe he told a third party where you live and that you leave the house open & the weed out maybe someone else orchestrated this theft and used him as their pawn

In which case he's still a piece of shit but it just goes to show you can't trust anyone




Half of it was concentrate, so the volume wasn't anything too big.

I think I had 20-21 grams of bud and like 5-6 grams of hash oil


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
    #21677254 - 05/14/15 12:16 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Catch him, hold him down, and force-feed him magic mushrooms.



Haha he seems like the type of dude who would love this type of "torture"

I would probably just cut him off and catch em slipping. There isn't much some flying fists could teach him, he'd probably do it again. Then again, maybe if you beat em hard enough he'll learn not to be a fucking thief.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Mescalitoe] * 1
    #21677272 - 05/14/15 12:24 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Purchase bedbugs and dump them in his house his garage  or even clothing. He'll  have to move, burn his house or deal with it


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    #21677273 - 05/14/15 12:25 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Once his friends find out he has them nobody  will want to be around him. It's  also a good excuse  for him not to go over to your house. He wouldn't  expect  a move like that and won't  think somebody did it to him


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    #21677289 - 05/14/15 12:30 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Get an ice pick and poke holes in his outdoor ac unit. Make sure to get the tubing between the fins in multiple  places. They won't  be able to repair it and he will have to purchase a new unit. Lololllool


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Mr. Penguin]
    #21677303 - 05/14/15 12:34 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Get an ice pick and poke holes in his outdoor ac unit. Make sure to get the tubing between the fins in multiple  places. They won't  be able to repair it and he will have to purchase a new unit. steal yours Lololllool




Come on man, the dude would just steal from him to pay for it.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21677312 - 05/14/15 12:37 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Wait a month or two. He wouldn't  see it coming


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica] * 1
    #21677313 - 05/14/15 12:38 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I like the way you think

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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 1
    #21678149 - 05/14/15 08:51 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

In all honesty you probably aren't gonna get any of your shit back. If that kid has half a brain all your stuff is looong gone. Just chalk it up as a loss and move on. And lock your goddamn doors when you have $500 worth of quality buds just sitting around! :awewtf:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid] * 1
    #21678352 - 05/14/15 10:06 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

If he's capable I'd demand reimbursement then after thats squared up maybe a good dick punch


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Corporal Kielbasa] * 4
    #21679273 - 05/14/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Well I managed to find him today.

He had no weed or money

I basically sucker punched + kicked the shit out of him.

Hope the piece of shit broke a leg or a rib or something.

I told him before I left that there better be 4 benjamins in an envelope hand delivered to me tomorrow or I will beat the shit out of him again.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21679278 - 05/14/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

The fuck... was this guy a 'friend'?

I'd get him to give my shit back and pay extra, then never talk to the fucker again... or beat the shit out of him if that's realistic. Either or.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21679301 - 05/14/15 03:27 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Well I managed to find him today.

He had no weed or money

I basically sucker punched + kicked the shit out of him.

Hope the piece of shit broke a leg or a rib or something.

I told him before I left that there better be 4 benjamins in an envelope hand delivered to me tomorrow or I will beat the shit out of him again.



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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21679306 - 05/14/15 03:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Well I managed to find him today.

He had no weed or money

I basically sucker punched + kicked the shit out of him.

Hope the piece of shit broke a leg or a rib or something.

I told him before I left that there better be 4 benjamins in an envelope hand delivered to me tomorrow or I will beat the shit out of him again.




Did he have a sick birthday present for you?

That's a load of horse shit, it's only been like, 23 hours since you posted, not even a full day yet, and he managed to smoke 400 dollars of weed? You better go break into this dudes house and tear that shit apart. Your weed is there man. It has to be.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21679309 - 05/14/15 03:31 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

How do you know he stole it?


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    #21679316 - 05/14/15 03:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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How do you know he stole it?




Read the thread, he admitted he stole it. He said he stole it to buy OP a birthday present, supposedly.


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    #21679318 - 05/14/15 03:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

He admitted it via text.


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    #21679328 - 05/14/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Hivemind.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21679330 - 05/14/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I wouldn't do that. Unfortunately the cops aren't going to care if you broke in to recover your own property. A B&E charge is not a good thing to have on your record.

:thumbup: for kicking the shit out of him though.

He say anything else? Like your birthday present is in the mail?:lol: Maybe he ordered it from Amazon or something. Get a tracking number.


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    #21679331 - 05/14/15 03:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Well I managed to find him today.

He had no weed or money

I basically sucker punched + kicked the shit out of him.

Hope the piece of shit broke a leg or a rib or something.

I told him before I left that there better be 4 benjamins in an envelope hand delivered to me tomorrow or I will beat the shit out of him again.





when he gives you your money, beat him again anyway and take his shoes

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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Salomon]
    #21679334 - 05/14/15 03:36 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Or, he used it to pay back people all the mooching he's done. It was free weed for him, so it wouldn't hurt too much to just start handing out nugs.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21679346 - 05/14/15 03:39 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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I wouldn't do that. Unfortunately the cops aren't going to care if you broke in to recover your own property. A B&E charge is not a good thing to have on your record.

:thumbup: for kicking the shit out of him though.

He say anything else? Like your birthday present is in the mail?:lol: Maybe he ordered it from Amazon or something. Get a tracking number.




He's either breaking the law with assault, or breaking the law with a breaking and entering, and technically, as long as he doesn't break anything on his way in, and doesn't steal anything, it'd just be trespassing.

Taking back what's his is hardly stealing. I'm not a lawyer though, but I'd imagine that if he went in through an open window or something it's no longer a B&E and he's just trespassing. :shrug:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21679380 - 05/14/15 03:46 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Well you know it wasn't me, anyway.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21679385 - 05/14/15 03:47 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I'm not saying he shouldn't do it because it's breaking the law, I'm saying it because that is a red flag charge for employment. An assault charge isn't necessarily that bad. It's also a lot more likely you'll get charged and convicted for the B&E if caught than the assault. People get in fights all the time and police get involved, but a lot of times there are no criminal charges. Pretty much anytime someone gets caught in a B&E they're charged.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21679387 - 05/14/15 03:47 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Its still B&E even if you don't break anything, AFAIK.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21679405 - 05/14/15 03:52 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I agree.. shouldnt do it.  There are worse things than someone stealing your weed, like turning you into the cops.  It comes with the territory, deal with drug addicts and things (especially drugs) come up missing.  Write it off as a loss.  Thats the price you pay with the lifestyle.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: TopPmz]
    #21679411 - 05/14/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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In all these cases the person has not shown any intent to commit a crime beyond trespass and therefore cannot be convicted of B&E. However, he has never been banned from the property either and therefore cannot be convicted of statutory trespass.




I did a quick google, but It seems OP would be legit, BUT It also depends on local and state laws and shit, B&E is:

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Breaking and Entering offenses, locally known as burglary (any degree), unlawful entry with intent to commit a larceny or felony, breaking and entering with intent to commit a larceny, house-breaking, safecracking, and all attempts at these offenses as burglary.




Technically, he has no intentions of any of that right?

And if they're friends, and if he doesn't have no trespassing signs he couldn't be charged with trespassing unless the Thief asks him to leave?

I'm not sure, you definitely SHOULDN'T do it though, I don't know shit about the law, I only spent like 3 minutes on google

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An actual breach of the peace is fairly easy to establish; it's "an act of violence or an act likely to produce violence."



Well nevermind, they could argue that OP broke in, to fuck the thief up, and now he's catching a charge.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21679438 - 05/14/15 04:02 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

It'd be unlawful entry, which is worse than just trespassing. Idk what the charge would be exactly, but I'm sure it'd be more than trespassing.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: TopPmz]
    #21679453 - 05/14/15 04:05 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Unlawful entry is illegal entry upon lands or structures without force but by means of fraud or other willful wrong. It is closely related to housebreaking. But unlike housebreaking, the intent to commit an offense within the place entered is not needed for this offense. The basis of proof for this offense is that the entry was unlawful and that the conduct of the accused was contrary to good order and discipline.




I still don't know, going in to get your shit back isn't contrary to good order and discipline, though :shrug:

I'm sure you're right, and it would be illegal in some form or another, but I don't think it would be too hard for a lawyer to find a loop hole in this situation.

I think they'd just laugh the case out of a court room. "You stole his weed, and you went and stole your weed back? Get the fuck out of my courtroom you hippy stoners"


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: TopPmz]
    #21679464 - 05/14/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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It'd be unlawful entry, which is worse than just trespassing. Idk what the charge would be exactly, but I'm sure it'd be more than trespassing.



It's called burglary in most states. Breaking and entering differs in that a structure may be entered but that's the only crime to be committed, since a theft occurred it's burglary.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21679472 - 05/14/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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I think they'd just laugh the case out of a court room. "You stole his weed, and you went and stole your weed back? Get the fuck out of my courtroom you hippy stoners"



no way its happening like that :lol:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21679475 - 05/14/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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I wouldn't do that. Unfortunately the cops aren't going to care if you broke in to recover your own property. A B&E charge is not a good thing to have on your record.

:thumbup: for kicking the shit out of him though.

He say anything else? Like your birthday present is in the mail?:lol: Maybe he ordered it from Amazon or something. Get a tracking number.




He's either breaking the law with assault, or breaking the law with a breaking and entering, and technically, as long as he doesn't break anything on his way in, and doesn't steal anything, it'd just be trespassing.

Taking back what's his is hardly stealing. I'm not a lawyer though, but I'd imagine that if he went in through an open window or something it's no longer a B&E and he's just trespassing. :shrug:



No just entering is B&e. Breaking stuff would make it a burglary. Both are felonies. Criminal trespassing is when you are on the propert or were allowed in a structure but refuse to leave.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: D.M.T]
    #21679487 - 05/14/15 04:12 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

No? Read the legal definition. It's not breaking and entering without intent to commit a felony, or steal. It'd be something else. Unless you're a lawyer? In which case my bad.
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Third-degree burglary is defined as breaking and entering into a dwelling with intent to commit a crime. Simple breaking and entering into a dwelling or storehouse without specific intent to commit an additional crime is fourth-degree burglary.




So it's fourth degree burglary at best.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: D.M.T]
    #21679491 - 05/14/15 04:13 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Psychonautica said:
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Shroomslip said:
I wouldn't do that. Unfortunately the cops aren't going to care if you broke in to recover your own property. A B&E charge is not a good thing to have on your record.

:thumbup: for kicking the shit out of him though.

He say anything else? Like your birthday present is in the mail?:lol: Maybe he ordered it from Amazon or something. Get a tracking number.




He's either breaking the law with assault, or breaking the law with a breaking and entering, and technically, as long as he doesn't break anything on his way in, and doesn't steal anything, it'd just be trespassing.

Taking back what's his is hardly stealing. I'm not a lawyer though, but I'd imagine that if he went in through an open window or something it's no longer a B&E and he's just trespassing. :shrug:



No just entering is B&e. Breaking stuff would make it a burglary. Both are felonies. Criminal trespassing is when you are on the propert or were allowed in a structure but refuse to leave.




That's what I thought.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: TopPmz]
    #21679497 - 05/14/15 04:15 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Good job OP


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: TopPmz]
    #21679505 - 05/14/15 04:16 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

He's wrong though, read the definition I just added in the edit, that's the legal definition.

It's fourth degree burglary.. It doesn't become burglary when you steal or break something. You can evidently still get charged with burglary, without stealing, and without the intent to steal, it's just fourth degree.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21679530 - 05/14/15 04:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Well you know it wasn't me, anyway.




Plot twist.

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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21679566 - 05/14/15 04:27 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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He's wrong though, read the definition I just added in the edit, that's the legal definition.

It's fourth degree burglary.. It doesn't become burglary when you steal or break something. You can evidently still get charged with burglary, without stealing, and without the intent to steal, it's just fourth degree.



Its what I thought, whether its right or wrong lol.
Also, the way D.M.T. described it and I thought it makes more sense than the definitions you posted.

Not saying your definitions are wrong. Just that it seems backwards.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Patlal]
    #21679567 - 05/14/15 04:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Psychonautkca what state is the definition you're using for? Because there are so many variables state to state. Example here in ohio it's second degree felony burglary if you enter a home while residents are inside, If you commit a felomy like stealing while someone is home (which anything off a person or while a person is present is robbery) then it becomes first degree aggravated burglary. I'm on my phone so I'm not gonna be too precise here


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: D.M.T]
    #21679597 - 05/14/15 04:34 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Well the last one, I posted about fourth degree is federal, I think? It doesn't say what state.

I'm not sure. I know it varies state from state, I've been trying to find shit that isn't one state, Like I know in Florida you can get trespassing just for walking along the train tracks (CSX owns them), but in states like Virginia, you can't get trespassing if you've never been asked to leave, So if you left your door unlocked and come home to a homeless man sleeping on your couch, he can't get charged with a trespassing.

I also said I'm not a lawyer so I cant verify for certain, I just googled "Breaking and Entering Legal Definition" and these are my findings.

Is it even theft to steal something back that's yours and was stolen in the first place?

I think we should probably not be calling each other wrong, though, with so many variables and shit in the equation it's hard to know for certain, so my bad on that one, I shouldn't have said you we're wrong necessarily.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21679621 - 05/14/15 04:39 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah its still theft, especially with no proof it was yours to begin with. Possession is 9/10 of the law. Its currently in that dick's possession, so if OP breaks in and takes it, its theft.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: TopPmz]
    #21679631 - 05/14/15 04:41 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Yeah its still theft, especially with no proof it was yours to begin with. Possession is 9/10 of the law. Its currently in that dick's possession, so if OP breaks in and takes it, its theft.




But if it's legal, OP would have a receipt for the weed, wouldn't he?


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21679682 - 05/14/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Maybe. I don't keep my receipt when I buy things I know I'm not going to return.

If he filed a police report about it being stolen from him, before he took it back, it would probably count as evidence that it was his property to begin with.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: TopPmz]
    #21679869 - 05/14/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Hitting the jackass was fucking stupid, OP. You should delete that post and keep your fucking mouth shut. $400 is chump change, and it's well worth it to know that somebody you trusted is a piece of shit. Really, he did you a favor by stealing and fessing up. But now you've got to worry about assault charges, which generally come with jail time FYI. You didn't even get your $400 or your weed back for fuck's sake...:stonedjerk::facepalm:


Just tell everybody who you know that he broke into your house, stole your pot, and fessed up to it. Everybody will hate him for it, and it probably won't happen again because nobody will give him enough trust to violate.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #21679948 - 05/14/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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The fuck... was this guy a 'friend'?

I'd get him to give my shit back and pay extra, then never talk to the fucker again... or beat the shit out of him if that's realistic. Either or.




He sort of used to be a friend, the kind that eats all your food and smokes all your weed then bounces. But yeah that is the plan




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I wouldn't do that. Unfortunately the cops aren't going to care if you broke in to recover your own property. A B&E charge is not a good thing to have on your record.

:thumbup: for kicking the shit out of him though.

He say anything else? Like your birthday present is in the mail?:lol: Maybe he ordered it from Amazon or something. Get a tracking number.




I was gonna do this as well but got all weirded out by the idea. He must have my weed, knowing him if he sold it he would already have bought an ipad or something




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Hitting the jackass was fucking stupid, OP. You should delete that post and keep your fucking mouth shut. $400 is chump change, and it's well worth it to know that somebody you trusted is a piece of shit. Really, he did you a favor by stealing and fessing up. But now you've got to worry about assault charges, which generally come with jail time FYI. You didn't even get your $400 or your weed back for fuck's sake...:stonedjerk::facepalm:


Just tell everybody who you know that he broke into your house, stole your pot, and fessed up to it. Everybody will hate him for it, and it probably won't happen again because nobody will give him enough trust to violate.




The little pussy won't file assault charges (it would be very easy to blackmail him if he did though)

I did it more so to just teach him a lesson, I did it shortly after I heard from one of his old friends that he broke into some dudes house with a firearm and stole like 6 weed plants not too long ago. Piece of shit had it coming

Normally I wouldn't be concerned, and frankly it isn't even about the weed/money, but I just bought a pretty expensive vehicle so my funds are a little tight right now


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21679961 - 05/14/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Hitting the jackass was fucking stupid, OP. You should delete that post and keep your fucking mouth shut. $400 is chump change, and it's well worth it to know that somebody you trusted is a piece of shit. Really, he did you a favor by stealing and fessing up. But now you've got to worry about assault charges, which generally come with jail time FYI. You didn't even get your $400 or your weed back for fuck's sake...:stonedjerk::facepalm:


Just tell everybody who you know that he broke into your house, stole your pot, and fessed up to it. Everybody will hate him for it, and it probably won't happen again because nobody will give him enough trust to violate.




The little pussy won't file assault charges (it would be very easy to blackmail him if he did though)

I did it more so to just teach him a lesson, I did it shortly after I heard from one of his old friends that he broke into some dudes house with a firearm and stole like 6 weed plants not too long ago. Piece of shit had it coming

Normally I wouldn't be concerned, and frankly it isn't even about the weed/money, but I just bought a pretty expensive vehicle so my funds are a little tight right now




Well that changes things.

The guy you just beat up has a gun and he's not afraid to show off.

Murder waiting to happen.

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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21679966 - 05/14/15 05:56 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah I agree. It's not about the money it's about the principle. Even if he stole a gram from me I'd fuck him up.

You're going to enter my house, AND disrespect me?




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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Patlal]
    #21679986 - 05/14/15 05:59 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

You do raise a pretty good point. I don't know if the gun was even his though as he was also in a stolen van with some of his friends, it could have been one of there's. I have never personally seen him with a gun though

If anything bad happens, I have a 9mm in my house nearby, hopefully (if he actually has access to a gun right now) he doesn't catch me in the wrong place at the wrong time


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21680017 - 05/14/15 06:06 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Do you know if the gun was even real?


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21680054 - 05/14/15 06:15 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Nah sadly I have no idea :shrug:

Just another reason for me to not have to worry about it too much


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid] * 1
    #21680071 - 05/14/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Sound's like you don't have much to worry about actually. Doesn't sound like he has enough balls to pull the trigger, with all his scummy activities being behind peoples backs and shit.

But still, better safe, then on the floor, choking in your own blood, ya know? Do you have a conceal carry / can you open carry in your state? I'd just start carrying if it was me :shrug:

I don't want to see you go, but It'd be cool to hear the story of how he pulled a gun on you and you got to shoot the fucker.

Rock Salt shotgun shells are always fun.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21680198 - 05/14/15 06:53 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

You kicked his ass......o shit bro.....

Someone que up we are the champions by queen we got a fuckin victor over here lol....

Thats whatsup......im just glad someone got to kick someones ass.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: quazerjunkie420]
    #21680211 - 05/14/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

You should be smoking victory weed and texting him and telling him how much of a loser he is.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: quazerjunkie420]
    #21680215 - 05/14/15 06:56 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Eye of the Tiger by Survivor would be more fitting, I think.
I hope you kick his ass again tomorrow, OP.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21680226 - 05/14/15 06:59 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I do have a concealed permit, but I am not sure how I feel about carrying my gun around with me all the time. If someone saw it, it might be pretty sketch haha I am not the type of guy who likes to make others feel uncomfortable (unless of course I am beating the shit out of someone :lol )

That would be a pretty sick story though


@quazerjunkie420

Already one step ahead of ya - ran down town about an hour ago to pick up some weed. Got some herijuana

Definitely gonna text him in a few minutes here



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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21680261 - 05/14/15 07:10 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

arent you in CO?

open carry is legal here - though certain towns dont


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: trippinballs420] * 1
    #21680282 - 05/14/15 07:16 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

He took your weed, take his butthole's virginity ( all though it sounds like he already lost it lol)

Fair is fair. He took something of yours, you take something of his.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: trippinballs420]
    #21680292 - 05/14/15 07:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

May be legal, but like I said, I don't like to sketch people out by having a visible gun on me. I know when I see someone has one on them in random places like a store or something it makes me a bit uncomfortable

I got a concealed permit so I could well, conceal it :lol:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21680298 - 05/14/15 07:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Not sure what the castle laws are in CO, but I'm in Florida, so I'd just try to get the fucker to break in when I'm home and shoot out his knees.

I wouldn't kill him or anything, but he can bleed out on my floor for a few minutes before I call him an ambulance.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21680366 - 05/14/15 07:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I haven't went through the thread, just reminded me of a story based on my first post.

I mean I am not suggesting it at all.. but i know someone who planted his jewelry in another guys home, in his drawer in the bedroom, because that guy stole from him...eye for an eye. needless to say someone was arrested


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21680571 - 05/14/15 08:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Is herijuana what you call concentrates? :lol: I do that too sometimes, shatter is like the meth of extracts though...


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: musiclover420]
    #21680584 - 05/14/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Nah dude, the strain is literally called herijuana/herojuana because of it's extreme marcotic effect. I was nodding out a little on it, reminds me of my first dab (which was also a heavy indica).

https://www.leafly.com/indica/herojuana

Lol I am surprised some have listed euphoria as an effect, it is just making me extremely stoned and tired while also putting a grin on my face. Absolutely no head high going on right now though haha


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21680748 - 05/14/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I would have guessed it was a Jack Herer cross breed. :shrug:
Herojuana is a retarded name if its named after heroin. Weed doesn't need anymore negative stigma then it already has.

Can I have this dudes number, to SMS bomb him pictures of me dick?

I'll literally send him 1000 pictures of my dick. It'll lock up his phone too, he won't be able to use it because it'll be nonstop flooded with my dick.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21680786 - 05/14/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Nah dude, the strain is literally called herijuana/herojuana because of it's extreme marcotic effect. I was nodding out a little on it, reminds me of my first dab (which was also a heavy indica).

https://www.leafly.com/indica/herojuana

Lol I am surprised some have listed euphoria as an effect, it is just making me extremely stoned and tired while also putting a grin on my face. Absolutely no head high going on right now though haha




Sounds fantastic. I need that bud.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21680793 - 05/14/15 09:14 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:rofl2:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21680940 - 05/14/15 09:57 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

It is pretty good stuff. The taste and flavor isn't really there (which isn't a big deal) however it is extremely potent. My batch tested in at just a hair under 30% THC!

It is extremely heavy, I passed out for a good 40 minutes or so just woke back up :yesnod:

It feels like nodding out on morphine (I guess heroin too, though I have never touched it) where you're not quite asleep and not quite awake, the state in between where stress and worry does not exist. It is pretty damn good for chillin on the couch. I went to go watch a movie and passed out in like 5 minute haha


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I would have guessed it was a Jack Herer cross breed. :shrug:
Herojuana is a retarded name if its named after heroin. Weed doesn't need anymore negative stigma then it already has.

Can I have this dudes number, to SMS bomb him pictures of me dick?

I'll literally send him 1000 pictures of my dick. It'll lock up his phone too, he won't be able to use it because it'll be nonstop flooded with my dick.




I think someone said they were gonna do this to him (one of my friends) tonight or tomorrow :laugh:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21682182 - 05/15/15 08:52 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Did you find 400$ on your doorstep this morning OP?


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Patlal]
    #21682545 - 05/15/15 11:00 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I've been out skating all day. My balls are in prime sweaty condition if you want me to send him thousands of dick pics I'm down.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21682947 - 05/15/15 12:43 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I would send mine but he would probably be too amazed


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Mr. Penguin]
    #21683039 - 05/15/15 01:05 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

He gave me about 250$ worth of my shit back and 2 hundreds. I still punched him right in the gut afterwards anyways to make sure he got the point.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21683065 - 05/15/15 01:11 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

You should pursue a career in gang enforcement. You make people pay up with interest. :lol:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21683070 - 05/15/15 01:12 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Well, you came out on top, and hopefully taught the guy a lesson.:highfive:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21683071 - 05/15/15 01:12 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Is this real life?


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Mr. Penguin]
    #21683087 - 05/15/15 01:14 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

That's how it's done!


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: stratocast]
    #21683131 - 05/15/15 01:27 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Glad to here you got your shit back!


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21683170 - 05/15/15 01:34 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Wow. Im surprised. good job op


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    #21683281 - 05/15/15 02:07 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Jesus, so the guy learned his lesson.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #21683293 - 05/15/15 02:14 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Doubt it.

He'll probably learn his lesson as he's bleeding out on the floor of the last guy he tries to rob.


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I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21683477 - 05/15/15 03:00 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Acid gave me his number, guys.


PM me fucked up porn and mutilated dicks to send him. Or funny messages.

I'm not sure if he has MMS so all this horse porn might go to waste.

:laugh: whatever though. So worth it anyways.

Working my way through multiple gore sites and sending him every picture.

Nevermind, spamming pictures takes too long.

Just gonna spam him like normal.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21683507 - 05/15/15 03:09 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Spamming intiated. 10,000 messages saying so I heard you were a thief. I took a screenshot on my phone but I can't upload it while I'm using my phone to spam. lol.

I'll take a screenshot at like 1000 messages, or whenever I overload my phone and have to use a delay. There's no delay at the moment but usually 500-1000 texts with no delay will start giving me failure to send errors.

150 messages sent so far. Still going strong.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21683559 - 05/15/15 03:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

weird story. Never heard of someone stealing someones stash, getting beat up over it, then returning it lmao. I keep all my shit locked up, the chances of a break in are like 00.000001% where I'm at. It's more of a habit to keep my money/bud/documents in my lockers


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21683560 - 05/15/15 03:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:rofl2:

:raisemyglass:

I used to spam people that pissed me off, so great :awesomenod:

Especially if you are there to witness them trying to use their phone and getting a new message every 5 seconds...


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21683561 - 05/15/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Spamming intiated. 10,000 messages saying so I heard you were a thief. I took a screenshot on my phone but I can't upload it while I'm using my phone to spam. lol.

I'll take a screenshot at like 1000 messages, or whenever I overload my phone and have to use a delay. There's no delay at the moment but usually 500-1000 texts with no delay will start giving me failure to send errors.

150 messages sent so far. Still going strong.



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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: musiclover420]
    #21683562 - 05/15/15 03:22 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Phenazepam'n someone would be hell of a way to get revenge. Though you would need access to them somehow to get it into their system. Which is also extremely dangerous and probably not a good idea.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gorlax]
    #21683591 - 05/15/15 03:31 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

You might be right.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21683605 - 05/15/15 03:36 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I'm so high and so fucking stupid.

His number is on there 13 times and I only edited out one. Lmfao.


If I edited every time his number was up there out it'd take so long, and then the picture wouldn't make sense anyways.

My bad on that. Idk why I feel guilty for putting the number on the internet when I'm already spamming the FUCK out of it.

600 "Stealing is wrong, fuck boy" messages so far. lol


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21683636 - 05/15/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I'm not sure, but that may be against the rules. Might wanna delete/edit the pic.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: TopPmz]
    #21683644 - 05/15/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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I'm not sure, but that may be against the rules. Might wanna delete/edit the pic.




Yeah, in retrospect I think it is.

It's not another members info per se, and even though he deserves it. I don't want to break the rules, so better safe then sorry. I'll just take a few minutes to clean it up

There


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21683656 - 05/15/15 03:47 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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What the fuck do I do? I come home and my stash jars are totally empty... like $400 worth of fucking cannabis products. Thankfully all my pieces are still here...

The good news is, I know what fucker did it. He blocked me on his phone, isn't home, and no one knows where the prick is. He will come home sooner or later. Should I beat the shit out of this dude?

So pissed



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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21683664 - 05/15/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Quote:

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I'm not sure, but that may be against the rules. Might wanna delete/edit the pic.




Yeah, in retrospect I think it is.

It's not another members info per se, and even though he deserves it. I don't want to break the rules, so better safe then sorry. I'll just take a few minutes to clean it up

There



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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: TopPmz]
    #21684353 - 05/15/15 07:01 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

rekt


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Salomon]
    #21684587 - 05/15/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

My friend stole weed - then invites gangsters to his house to smoke the stolen weed and gets it stolen himself when he was in the bathroom.


The person who stole it showed up at the park yesterday with their 12 and 14 year brothers telling my friend he had the name of our dead homie  while proceeding to ask my potnA if he wants to buy a sack. It was just weird because I knew the name of the kid and he didnt need to lie about it unless he wanted to do something scandalous.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: JayZ Morgan]
    #21684609 - 05/15/15 08:22 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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My friend stole weed - then invites gangsters to his house to smoke the stolen weed and gets it stolen himself when he was in the bathroom.




That's hilarious. Your friend is dumb.
Quote:

The person who stole it showed up at the park yesterday with their 12 and 14 year brothers telling my friend he had the name of our dead homie  while proceeding to ask my potnA if he wants to buy a sack. It was just weird because I knew the name of the kid and he didnt need to lie about it unless he wanted to do something scandalous.




I don't really understand what happened here, but it sounds weird.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: TopPmz]
    #21684610 - 05/15/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Something about this thread sounds like horseshit to me but I can't really put my finger on it..


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21684640 - 05/15/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:shrug: I just posted it because I was pissed that he stole my shit

Wasn't really expecting to fill in on the details but some people were interested in hearing about them. Also got several good ideas at how I was to get back at this guy that I probably wouldn't have thought of haha


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21684653 - 05/15/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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He took your weed, take his butthole's virginity ( all though it sounds like he already lost it lol)

Fair is fair. He took something of yours, you take something of his.



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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21684656 - 05/15/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I mean that's fair. I Just think its odd how the situation played out... I think it has more to do with the kid being a moron than anything. Im just surprised he admitted it, you kicked his ass, then he paid you back with interest. It almost never works like that :shrug:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21684671 - 05/15/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I think he only admitted it because he knew damn well I know he took it. He is the only one I have had in my house that known I have weed, plus one of my neighbors called my cell and said someone was in my drive way when I wasn't home (was his car) I just assumed he was getting something he forgot because he was over kind of recently

I am sure if that wasn't the case (or he knew beforehand he is the only one who knew about my weed), he definitely wouldn't have admitted it. I would have kicked his ass either way (unless I knew someone else took it of course)

Think I mentioned it early on in the thread that he was also a pretty big pussy. I got him pretty damn good, but I am still surprised he gave me an extra 50 bucks. Maybe he didn't know how much weed he actually ended up selling/using?

I am just fortunate this didn't drag on, hell it still might if he decides to man up and come back at me


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21684690 - 05/15/15 08:45 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Didn't you also say he didn't have a car?

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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21684702 - 05/15/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Fuckin' bummy man... What kind of cunt would do that :frown:

You seem like the type of dude I could call up too and just say "Hey man, I'm having a shitty day, down to smoke me out?" And I'm sure you'd be like "Hell Yeah" But I'm probably not as big of a piece of shit as the dude who stole from you.

That's such a bummer :frown: did he break into your house too? It's too bad there isn't shit you can do besides fight him though, even if he did break in "Uh yeah officer he broke in and stole nothing, but I know he broke in and I know it was him" Like you can't admit he stole a bunch of your pot :frown:

Kick him in the dick. Don't even fight him just full force punt to the crotch.



I am always down to smoke people out... but this dude would have his buddy drop him off at my place as he has no license or his own car, and fuck if I am gonna drive him 20 miles back home... and he would always get dropped off at random times, doesn't even text to tell me he just fuckin walks up to my house and knocks on the door. Then he comes in, grabs like 3 bags of chips and drinks so many drinks my ice maker is always empty afterwards.... he was fat as fuck because of this

then he just goes into my room and says "lets smoke" and proceeds to smoke like 2-3 grams by himself in one sesh. Like how the fuck do you even do that? This guy barely has a tolerance... he doesn't buy his own weed so doesn't smoke all the time.



What he did was he just walked up to my place when I was at work (and like I said earlier in the thread, my house is always unlocked haven't had a break in since forever) and just walks on in. Goes straight to my room I smoke in and just fuckin opens all my jars and takes all my shit.

As much as I would like to see the fucker have some hefty charges on his record, I would like to see what happens tomorrow. If he doesn't have my shit, he is fucked hard as far as I am concerned




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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: musiclover420]
    #21684707 - 05/15/15 08:49 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Didn't you also say he didn't have a car?

:notsureif:





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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: musiclover420]
    #21684725 - 05/15/15 08:54 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Nah dude I said his buddy drives him around, he has no license

Always the same buddy too, he drives a black toyota so whenever I see that in front of my house I know it is him

But my neighbor noticed that car in my drive way when I wasn't home, so he called me because he thought something might have been up

Not sure if I mentioned it earlier but I am pretty sure the dude who drives the asshole had nothing to actually do with stealing it or planning this, he has never been more than a few feet in my door. I think he was just there to transport the asshole and then they went to someone's house to smoke my weed


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21684733 - 05/15/15 08:55 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

The Main thing is you specifying that it was HIS CAR


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21684745 - 05/15/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Oh I see

Was super confused for a second by what you were trying to say

Surprised someone noticed that, I always read over my posts for typos and other shit like that. Guess I am a little wasted on this oxy and etiz right now haha

Anyways I meant to say his buddy's car that they were both in :smile:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21684752 - 05/15/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:justno:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #21684756 - 05/15/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:shockedpussy:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21684765 - 05/15/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Oh I see

Was super confused for a second by what you were trying to say

Surprised someone noticed that, I always read over my posts for typos and other shit like that. Guess I am a little wasted on this oxy and etiz right now haha

Anyways I meant to say his buddy's car that they were both in :smile:



That isn't a typo. Its a blatant inconsistency in your story. Don't blame it on imaginary drugs man. Just admit you're bullshitting


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21684792 - 05/15/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Hey man I am really not trying to bullshit anyone here

The guy was a total idiot, a little while ago he went joyriding in one of his friend's van (without him knowing) and was going at like 90mph down us-285 to denver at like 4am. The funny thing is is that he did this twice, god knows why. The first time no one found out (though he stupidly told a few of his other buddies) but the second time he got caught. He ended up losing his license so now all his friends have to drive him places


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21684794 - 05/15/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

That's a really cool story and everything. But I stand by my opinion :shrug:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21684826 - 05/15/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

If he doesn't hang out with dudes buddy who chauffeurs him, isn't it reasonable to assume he just associates the car with dude, and basically forgets chauffeur buddy exists? And if so, isn't it reasonable to assume that he may refer to the car as dude's car, mistakenly, without lying?


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: TopPmz]
    #21684839 - 05/15/15 09:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Eh, Possibly. You make a good point.

I still have a weird gut feeling about this Though.


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    #21684849 - 05/15/15 09:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I choose to believe him, even if his story is a little farfetched, because I like the story.


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    #21684854 - 05/15/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:ancientaliens:what if op got his weed stolen , and never did anything about it, but wanted to pretend like he avenged his weed by beating up the guy who did it so he made this story ?


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Salomon]
    #21684860 - 05/15/15 09:30 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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:ancientaliens:what if op got his weed stolen , and never did anything about it, but wanted to pretend like he avenged his weed by beating up the guy who did it so he made this story ?



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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: TopPmz]
    #21684865 - 05/15/15 09:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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I choose to believe him, even if his story is a little farfetched, because I like the story.



That's not a good reason to believe anything. that's how religion was started


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21684883 - 05/15/15 09:37 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I didn't say it was a good reason. And I doubt anyone is gonna drink OP's koolaid just cuz I want to believe his story.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: TopPmz]
    #21684895 - 05/15/15 09:40 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Alright well I can't make anyone believe what I tell you, so I gotta respect your opinion

But can we tone it down a little, I don't want this thread to be locked in case he decides to man up and do something back :laugh:


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    #21684901 - 05/15/15 09:41 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:whathesaid:

I try to give people the benefit of the doubt but its hard on the internet, I believe OP though, not a big thing to lie over but people do love BS'n.

In highschool I witnessed this freshman tell all these girls in my class he  had apparently been jumped into the bloods whilst living in LA, then stole a car an drove up to Oregon on the run, and now he is hiding out in that town going to school :lol: the girls were all looking at him like "wow" dumbass highschool kids....


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21684933 - 05/15/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Psychonautica said:
Acid gave me his number, guys.


PM me fucked up porn and mutilated dicks to send him. Or funny messages.

I'm not sure if he has MMS so all this horse porn might go to waste.

:laugh: whatever though. So worth it anyways.

Working my way through multiple gore sites and sending him every picture.

Nevermind, spamming pictures takes too long.

Just gonna spam him like normal.




Rogue leader reporting for duty, sir.


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: drege]
    #21685021 - 05/15/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

This thread is great and the probable conspiracy at the end. :justastonishing: Genius!


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: uncommonsence]
    #21685033 - 05/15/15 10:22 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:highfive:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #21685103 - 05/15/15 10:45 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:tinfoil:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21685127 - 05/15/15 10:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Gottaloveacid said:
Hey man I am really not trying to bullshit anyone here

The guy was a total idiot, a little while ago he went joyriding in one of his friend's van (without him knowing) and was going at like 90mph down us-285 to denver at like 4am. The funny thing is is that he did this twice, god knows why. The first time no one found out (though he stupidly told a few of his other buddies) but the second time he got caught. He ended up losing his license so now all his friends have to drive him places




They automatically take your license away for doing 90? I do 90 every day. Shit, I got pulled over by a cop a few months ago doing 95 at 2am and he just gave me a verbal warning and told me to slow down. Lucky, I know. Saved me from about a $500+ ticket. Good thing I'm white I guess. But here, the speed limit is 70 in most places and the 'flow of traffic' is usually 75-80


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: musiclover420]
    #21685137 - 05/15/15 10:52 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I have this dilemma solved. Beat the ever loving fuck out of the guy, and then write "Gottaloveacid" and a dick (for the lulz) on his forehead in sharpie, take a pic and post it here.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Shroomism]
    #21685172 - 05/15/15 11:01 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

The issue was he was intoxicated , in a stolen vehicle, was endangering others (was 4am people were just waking up and tired) and evasion of a police officer (went a good 15 miles from aspen park to morrison before the cops finally got him to pull over)

I definitely go faster than the speed limit, as does most others here in colorado it seems. Usually freeways are 65-70mph here but most are going 80+

But 285 isn't a freeway and he was drunk/high on something in a stolen vehicle :lol:


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21685180 - 05/15/15 11:04 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
I have this dilemma solved. Beat the ever loving fuck out of the guy, and then write "Gottaloveacid" and a dick (for the lulz) on his forehead in sharpie, take a pic and post it here.




Lol certainly can do this if we cross hairs again


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Re: So some asshole just stole all my weed [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21685250 - 05/15/15 11:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Don't do it man, I believe your story. It honestly seems like a situation that would occur often in that type of relationship and have seen similar scenarios play out first hand.


You know a piece of shit. He gets too comfortable, does something really stupid. Apologizes/Reconciles bla bla happens all the time.

I'm actually a friend of OP's and was asked to come here and be apart of the conspiracy by supporting his claims....


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