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Double meat scandal
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So, i've been goin to subway for the 249 sandwchich almost every day for the past 2 weeks.. right away, i noticed a callendar on the wall, a subway one, with coupons... this month it's got a free double meat coupon.. so right away i hit em up for it... no dice. it's a high turn over subway, so on the next shift, no dice... next day, i tried again, with a new person in there.. "nah, i cant, that's the owner right over there, she wouldnt like it much..." So i went to pay, hit the owner up for the coupon.. she said "yea, you can have it.. next time..." (bitch!)... and then she wrote my name on it... which was pretty cool. so later, i went in, and the same 2 girls that refered me to the owner were there.. i was like "i got that double meat coupon with my name on it..." and i had to go thru and explain to them that she actualy did in fact write my name on the coupon... so they eventualy gave it to me.. they didnt cut it out... they jsut left it hangin there... they even gave me one of the callendars they 'just found' while cleaning out the back... so i've used it like, 3 times.

And right now, i went in, and yet again, whole new crew workin... so i went to educate them as to my free double meat (i had the coupon from my callendar in my pocket just in case it wasnt there.).. and i was like "yea, i got this coupon of yours, hangin on your wall... the owner said i could have next time i came in... it's got my name on it.." and she was about 50-ish, and she threw this one in my face: "i am the owner" so it kinda stopped my momentum for half a second... but i was like "well, someone pointed her out as the owner, maybe she was the manager or something?" "we dont have a manager right now......" "well, i dont know who it was then... " i told her. then she gave me the "maybe it was my daughter, she'll be here in a few minutes.... So you'll be having double meat then?" "oh yea"

man, she sounded pissed when she realized her daughter was giving away coupons.. but funny thing is, is she didnt cut the coupon out either... she just left it hangin... i'll be back.

Her daughter was pretty cute, maybe i should get her number... I knew she was too young to own a subway.


i got home, and threw some gallo salami on my roast beef sandwhich, and man, that hooked it up fat.


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Re: Double meat scandal [Re: Phychotron]
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i wouldn't quite call that scandalous...

-j


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Re: Double meat scandal [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
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yea... your right...


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Re: Double meat scandal [Re: Phychotron]
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you are getting over on them slightly though by re-using coupons... so maybe slightly dishonest?


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Re: Double meat scandal [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
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someone loves their meat


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Re: Double meat scandal [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
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Ask them if they want your double meat special.


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Re: Double meat scandal [Re: TrancedShroom]
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i had that salami with me when i walked in... i was gonna ask em if they "if i brought in my own ingredients, could you throw them on there...?" but that owner really wasnt about to take that sorta shit from me..


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