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problem with women
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I have great personality, hold good conversations and have medium high confidence. This goes for me in general, but applies to me when meeting people as well.
Well, I think my problem is I'm just too dirty to go out. I know if I go out, women will like me, but if they saw my dirty toe nails/feet, my scraped up arms legs hands and feet, my beer breath, and smelled my forest musk odor, they would scoff.
Actually I kind of play it this way, cause fucking the up and up. I still get women the way I am.
I really don't want to change, but now I need to.
So what is the most important thing for women , Clean hands?
Lemme get the scrub brush out I have party tomorrow night I want to look JAZZ AS HELL.

Tips, advice, and comments from the pros are welcome.


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Re: problem with women [Re: Kerbouchard]
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wash your feet? Is it that hard to take one shower daily? A little soap goes a long way.


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Re: problem with women [Re: hobbitxkillyou]
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Hell if you're dirty it's more fun cause then you can shower first.
I like doing that anyways, and during/after.
The system of appearance appeal is WAY OFF. and way misconstrued by top women models.
Women got their true beauty stolen from them by magazines and TV


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Re: problem with women [Re: Kerbouchard]
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I think women generally have more respect for a man who maintains himself.  If you don't regularly look after your appearance, or it's not all that important to you, who's to say you wouldn't treat a chick as trashy as you treat yourself?

I can only imagine the girls you bring home, if your a trash bag all the time.  Seriously man, take pride in yourself.

Imagine the grossness that's lurking around your 'private' areas, if your feet and limbs are as bad as you say they are.

:sorry:


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Re: problem with women [Re: Kerbouchard]
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Take a fucking shower you hippie.  :smirk:


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Re: problem with women [Re: boatlaunch]
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I'm perfectly clean and shaven down there.
BUT BY GOLLY, I work in the dirt and outdoors so often, that my hands and feet suffer.
For one, every woman I've been with hasn't complained about my hygiene, and the ones that did said it wasn't that bad
Point is, I am trying to get with some higher class( way above toadie level) chicks. I'll be in college town, where the girls there are extremely ambrosia'ish.
Time to leave my hometown booty call behind, and go be a heart maker not a heart breaker.
Time to scrub my fucking feet. DAMNIT! NO MOE SWORD-FIGHTS OR MIDNIGHT FORESTRY HIKES!


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Re: problem with women [Re: Kerbouchard]
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:bitchsmack:

If you didn't dump ounces of unwashed chanterelles on the dinner table in front of your date, instead of bringing her flowers, it might help things along.  :wink:


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Re: problem with women [Re: Kerbouchard]
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My boyfriend is an ironworker. He gets filthy at work every day. He also showers every day right when he gets home. He respects himself, and is more comfortable being clean. That, and he know's I won't suck him off if he's dirty.

So, do you leave your body filthy and just wash your nuts?

Cleanliness is key my friend. If you want 'higher class' chicks, then present a higher class you.!

I don't know what else to say. Except that if all else fails, I can sell you a cyber pussy, and you can put your dirty horn and your dirty fingers in it all you want, and no one will know any different. You might even master the art, who knows!?


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Re: problem with women [Re: boatlaunch]
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Yeah well it's funny because unless I get REALLY dirty, I don't feel different.
Infact I feel just fine with dirt on me, and in actuality, I don't feel right if I am 100% clean all the time.
It would mean I'm being lazy. So what if I got a little dirty on my hands, back that up and let's do it dirty. :whip:
Real women wouldn't give into things like perfect hygene
They'd fuck wild like wolves in the woods, willfully wet and war weathered, while woofing !


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Re: problem with women [Re: Kerbouchard]
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Flowda said:
They'd fuck wild like wolves in the woods, willfully wet and war weathered, while woofing !



Wow, you really like Words that start With the letter 'W' !


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Re: problem with women [Re: boatlaunch]
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I'm just being as ass. Get as dirty as you want. It's all good.


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Re: problem with women [Re: boatlaunch]
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:crazy2:
No you're cool. I need all the advice I can get.
You better BELIEVE that in Athens, in a cool bar, a chick won't leave with me if I reach for her hands and have dirty fingernails.
Luckily my great charm and personality MOE THAN MAKE UP for the appearance.
However if I take the effort to clean up, It will be great.
I'll torture myself with a bath later. Baths, the Anti Hippy.
I'm not even a hippy, and I don't smell. I just garden and mushroom hunt a lot.


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Re: problem with women [Re: Kerbouchard]
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Take a shower and tell these women you are currently a lawyer but don't like it and have been attending school to become a doctor that works with cancer kids.


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Re: problem with women [Re: Kerbouchard]
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Is it so difficult to take a fucking shower? Your problem with women is easy to solve. Some of us have more difficult problems to overcome, like shyness.


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Re: problem with women [Re: Silversoul]
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Actually, my Anti Shyness might be a problem too.
I'm just too boisterous for some women I think,
Sometimes make advances too fast or the wrong way, or with PRUE CONCEIVED NOTIONS
One tip I can offer is don't go into a scene having an idea in your mind how it's supposed to happen, before it happens :smile:


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Re: problem with women [Re: Silversoul]
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Anyone that has a problem with shyness needs to address their confidence, and self-image first. Be happy with who you are, become someone you like, and the rest will fall into place.

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Re: problem with women [Re: TarMonkey]
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TarMonkey said:
Anyone that has a problem with shyness needs to address their confidence, and self-image first. Be happy with who you are, become someone you like, and the rest will fall into place.


I'm confident with myself, except when it comes to talking to women.


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Re: problem with women [Re: Silversoul]
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Talking to women is bullshit. Don't TALK TO THEM. Speak to them.
Speak through body language. A look speaks 1000 words, a touch a trillion.
Eye contact- Check, Nice hair- Check sweet breath- check Passionate- CHECK.
BAM.
Fuck conversation, JUST VIBE. If you can't vibe with a girl without talking, TALKING WILL DO NOTHING to help you click on the intimate level.
Here in this case, I need to shut my fucking mouth more often, and listen to a woman seduce me, instead of vice versa :sun:


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Re: problem with women [Re: Kerbouchard]
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Talking, speaking, whatever. The eye contact thing is hard enough. As soon as I see a girl glance back, I avert my gaze, for fear of looking like a pervert. The few times that I have maintained eye contact, the girl usually looks annoyed, and then walks away. The few girls that I've been able to "vibe" with usually have boyfriends.


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Re: problem with women [Re: Silversoul]
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Silversoul said:
Is it so difficult to take a fucking shower? Your problem with women is easy to solve. Some of us have more difficult problems to overcome, like shyness.

..I have the same problem around meeting new women, but yes I am very clean, I have had women so I know to stay very clean.
But it is called getting drunk at the bar, it helps out a lot..I talk so much when i am drunk, it helps me out a lot.

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