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funniest news story EVER!!! good news too
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http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=51760

Evangelist drowns trying to walk on water

Pastor reportedly told congregation he could repeat miracle of Jesus

Posted: August 30, 2006 6:14 p.m. Eastern

© 2006 WorldNetDaily.com

An evangelist who tried replicating Jesus' miracle of walking on water has reportedly drowned off the western coast of Africa.

Pastor Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation he could repeat the biblical miracle, and he attempted it from a beach in Gabon's capital of Libreville.

"He told churchgoers he'd had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus," an eyewitness told the Glasgow Daily Record.

"He took his congregation to the beach saying he would walk across the Komo estuary, which takes 20 minutes by boat. He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back."

The New Testament records the story of Jesus walking on the Sea of Galilee as he approached his disciples in a boat.

"And in the fourth watch of the night Jesus went unto them, walking on the sea." (Matthew 14:25)

As WND reported in April, a researcher at Florida State University believes he has a natural explanation for the account of Jesus' miraculous walk on the surface of water – ice.

Professor of Oceanography Doron Nof and the co-authors of his study theorize that a rare combination of optimal water and atmospheric conditions resulted in a unique, localized freezing phenomenon called "springs ice," according to Physorg.com, which specializes in news about science, technology, physics and space.

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Re: funniest news story EVER!!! good news too [Re: KingOftheThing]
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david blane could do it.

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Re: funniest news story EVER!!! good news too [Re: KingOftheThing]
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Amusing, but how is it "good news"?


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I find your lack of faith disturbing

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Re: funniest news story EVER!!! good news too [Re: Konnrade]
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one less brainwashing zealot

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Re: funniest news story EVER!!! good news too [Re: KingOftheThing]
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Haha, good old religious delusions.

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Re: funniest news story EVER!!! good news too [Re: roby000]
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roby000 said:
david blane could do it.


Yup...cause he's the devil.


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The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.

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Re: funniest news story EVER!!! good news too [Re: KingOftheThing]
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KingOftheThing said:
one less brainwashing zealot


I'm a bit late in this reply, but...

I'd take a zealot over a bigot any day. :thumbdown:


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I find your lack of faith disturbing

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Re: funniest news story EVER!!! good news too [Re: Konnrade]
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how bouts neither

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Re: funniest news story EVER!!! good news too [Re: KingOftheThing]
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KingOftheThing said:
He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back."



:rotfl:  :lolz0rz:  :rofl2:

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Re: funniest news story EVER!!! good news too [Re: KingOftheThing]
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I like no one did anything to save him. Did they all just stand around and then go home?

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Re: funniest news story EVER!!! good news too [Re: KingOftheThing]
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Funny? Good news?

A man died because he was wrong and people lost a man they loved.
Thats sad news if anything.


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Re: funniest news story EVER!!! good news too [Re: Asante]
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We don't need morons like him around anyway. Anybody who truly believes they can walk on water if they "have enough faith in Jesus Christ" should go ahead and give it a try. Hopefully they will meet with the same fate this whackjob did.

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Re: funniest news story EVER!!! good news too [Re: Asante]
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survival of the fittest my friend

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Re: funniest news story EVER!!! good news too [Re: Asante]
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Wiccan_Seeker said:
Funny? Good news?

A man died because he was wrong and people lost a man they loved.
Thats sad news if anything.


It's sadly hilarious


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Re: funniest news story EVER!!! good news too [Re: DNKYD]
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We don't need morons like him around anyway.


what a ruthless thing to say, to dismiss a whole person on account on one of his mistakes.

For all we know this man spenbt his life doing good deeds and helping the needy.

Why hate on believers? For shame people :thumbdown:


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Re: funniest news story EVER!!! good news too [Re: Asante]
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yeah no kidding

look at all the people who were good and said love eachother: jesus, lennon, ghandi, mlk theres so many

what did we do?

we fucking shot them

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Re: funniest news story EVER!!! good news too [Re: Asante]
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Wiccan_Seeker said:
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We don't need morons like him around anyway.


what a ruthless thing to say, to dismiss a whole person on account on one of his mistakes.



yeah, thats why Hitler, Ed Gein and Jeffery Dhamer should be cannonized, they just made a few mistakes


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Re: funniest news story EVER!!! good news too [Re: Asante]
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i dont have much tolerance for crazy religous people...considering they are at the root of every violent conflict in the world today

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Re: funniest news story EVER!!! good news too [Re: Asante]
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:spit: lighten up! :grin:


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Mindfulness is the aware, balanced acceptance of the present experience.
It isn't more complicated than that.
It is opening to or recieving the present moment, pleasant or unpleasant, just as it is,
without either clinging to it or rejecting it.

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