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omg.....GOD is a WOMAN?
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it all makes sense now, it really does. god has to be a woman because if you think about it, could a man truly create such a beautiful place such as earth? could a male entity really create beautiful wonders such as flawless tigers or pretty colorful birds chirping away, or magnificant big blue whales, or wonderful mountains sites and landscapes? there is no way that could be. let me ask you a question, have any of you guys seen one of those really BLUE tropical fish, with the neon type coloring? yea, do you think a man would create something like that? there isnt even a name for a color like that its so beautiful. those fish would have like razor sharp teeth and piercing eyes, not baby soft eyes and little sucker type cute lips, and little fins and all

a man wouldnt create these things. if a man created this place it would be black and white i bet. the only reason why people think that god is a man is because in society humans view men as better than woman, so they would assume that god is a man. i mean think about this too, If god was a man he would have to be derived from something right? well yea, thats the woman, she is the god.

basically last night i was trippin balls and suddenly my 11 year old brother told me his idea. needless to say for an 11 year boy that is absolutely astonishing to think of. when he told me this my mind completely changed about this world. im truly convinced that our creator is a woman, because it truly makes sense that a male entity would NOT be inclined to create such magnificant things
what do you guys think about this? discuss.....


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Re: omg.....GOD is a WOMAN? [Re: hoopershroomer]
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Re: omg.....GOD is a WOMAN? [Re: eris]
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God is genderless. God can't even be put into single word. God can't be given a single entity. God is the math behind reality. It's such a superior force that it can't be communicated with, reasoned with, or otherwise seen. Our minds can't comprehend God, much as a spider can't comprehend english, or physics.

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Re: omg.....GOD is a WOMAN? [Re: hoopershroomer]
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What makes you think guys don't have an eye for beauty? Was Michaelangelo a woman? Or Leonardo Da Vinci? Throughout history, guys have been the more dominant creators of art. Possibly, this might be traced to a subconscious jealousy of women's ability to create life.


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Re: omg.....GOD is a WOMAN? [Re: Silversoul]
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there is no god~

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Re: omg.....GOD is a WOMAN? [Re: hoopershroomer]
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hoopershroomer said:
a man wouldnt create these things.


I agree. But nor could a woman. I always thought God to be sexless.


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Re: omg.....GOD is a WOMAN? [Re: cougercruiser]
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cougercruiser said:
there is no god~


That's kind of what I meant. You can't put the workings of the universe into a word such as "God". Everything is interdependent, down the subatomic level. There can't be a being in control of everything, that's arrogant, in my humble opinon.

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Re: omg.....GOD is a WOMAN? [Re: Newbie]
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hear hear  :chugbeer:

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Re: omg.....GOD is a WOMAN? [Re: hoopershroomer]
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let me ask you a question, have any of you guys seen one of those really BLUE tropical fish, with the neon type coloring? yea, do you think a man would create something like that? there isnt even a name for a color like that its so beautiful. those fish would have like razor sharp teeth and piercing eyes, not baby soft eyes and little sucker type cute lips, and little fins and all


Someone's been watching Carlos Mencia.

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Re: omg.....GOD is a WOMAN? [Re: Gumby]
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god? i thought all shroomerites were agnostic or at least semi-faithless


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Re: omg.....GOD is a WOMAN? [Re: habitat0789]
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best chefs - men
best painters - men
best thinkers - men
best writers - men
best directors - men

The only thing that women have are natural beauty, which in the future with the help of male geneticists and surgeons will become surprise, surprise another product of men.

Slap your 11 year old brother for me.

just kidding


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Re: omg.....GOD is a WOMAN? [Re: habitat0789]
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In my thinking, God is everything we cannot understand in the universe, and that because we don't understand everything, we do not understand anything. But if one was to create a deity to represent life on earth, it would have to be a woman.

Ponder this: every vertibrate animal, humans included, begin as female embryos. Males are mutated by hormones at a specific stage. Ever wonder why guys have nipples? Now you know. So the female is the original and perfect organism of a species.


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Re: omg.....GOD is a WOMAN? [Re: EmperorKuzco]
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So if females are a constant with males being the mutation, what are the rest of the sexes? Why stop at 1 mutation?

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Re: omg.....GOD is a WOMAN? [Re: EmperorKuzco]
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So would the perfect human have gill slits and tails? Bad reasoning imo.


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Re: omg.....GOD is a WOMAN? [Re: Newbie]
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One's all they need.  :tongue: :wink:


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Re: omg.....GOD is a WOMAN? [Re: d33p]
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Gill slits and tails? Not entirely sure what you mean. All I'm saying is that the female is the source code, and that the male is altered from that code. Thats just my understanding of it, and I could be wrong.


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Re: omg.....GOD is a WOMAN? [Re: habitat0789]
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habitat0789 said:
god? i thought all shroomerites were agnostic or at least semi-faithless


If you get together enough people who've seen God, it shouldn't be surprising that some of them believe in God.


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Re: omg.....GOD is a WOMAN? [Re: EmperorKuzco]
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The human embryo starts out with gill slits and tails which later disappear.


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Re: omg.....GOD is a WOMAN? [Re: d33p]
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I do not believe in god for a simple reason.
God is just an easy awnser to many questions.


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Re: omg.....GOD is a WOMAN? [Re: MustNotBe]
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MustNotBe said:
I do not believe in god for a simple reason.
God is just an easy awnser to many questions.


That doesn't stop me from believing in porn.


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