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Re: omg.....GOD is a WOMAN? [Re: d33p]
    #5935388 - 08/05/06 08:21 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

But I've never seen god on tv, and he's sure never given me an errection :wink:


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Re: omg.....GOD is a WOMAN? [Re: d33p]
    #5935396 - 08/05/06 08:25 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Porn is an easy answer to a simple problem, while as god is the one word answer to the unexplained reason your in love with the chick that hates you, or your dad died in a car accident a week after he got that cancerous tumor removed and a month after you found out he was actually a cool guy.

But I'm still agnostic, that dad dieing thing is just the one out of 100 similar cases that ended badly. And the loving the chick that hates you thing is just a bad choice. I don't believe in divine reasoning behind memorable stories.


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Re: omg.....GOD is a WOMAN? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5935428 - 08/05/06 08:46 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Silversoul said:
What makes you think guys don't have an eye for beauty? Was Michaelangelo a woman? Or Leonardo Da Vinci? Throughout history, guys have been the more dominant creators of art. Possibly, this might be traced to a subconscious jealousy of women's ability to create life.





Many great art works in history were created by women but claimed as art works by men to add value and credibility to them. History is so subjective and it's not unreasonable to assume that many great women artist's are lost within mans version of history.

Assigning a gender to god is pointless, it could have infinite genders. Doesn't a mushroom have thousands of genders?


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Re: omg.....GOD is a WOMAN? [Re: EmperorKuzco]
    #5935438 - 08/05/06 08:54 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Ponder this:  every vertibrate animal, humans included, begin as female embryos.  Males are mutated by hormones at a specific stage. 




So adam was in fact created out of eve....  :shocked:  :smile:


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Re: omg.....GOD is a WOMAN? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5935455 - 08/05/06 09:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Silversoul said:
What makes you think guys don't have an eye for beauty?  Was Michaelangelo a woman?  Or Leonardo Da Vinci?  Throughout history, guys have been the more dominant creators of art.  Possibly, this might be traced to a subconscious jealousy of women's ability to create life.




So, then, God is either a woman or is a gay man. :lol:

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Re: omg.....GOD is a WOMAN? [Re: fireworks_god]
    #5936695 - 08/06/06 11:29 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

sell your soul, gotta be worth something for that life. Pussy. J/fing.


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