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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Prisoner#1]
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exactly

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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
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I knew a guy that was aquitted on a battery charge because his 'victim' used fighting words


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California Has Legalized Child Prostitution

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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Prisoner#1]
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you really got to watch your inflection

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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
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grinning can be percieved as a threat, "but your honor, he bared his teeth at me!"


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
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goobler said:
I live in Florida

hell I could shoot them on the street if I felt threatened


Hell Yeah  :guns:

Sar-1 side folder AK and a HK USP .45 would be waiting for him

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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Prisoner#1]
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So if you see a bunch of teeth as your tv floats away into the night...

:lol: no... maybe I shouldn't continue that joke :tongue:


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I find your lack of faith disturbing

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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Konnrade]
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:yesnod:


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Konnrade]
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Konnrade said:
So if you see a bunch of teeth as your tv floats away into the night...




you say, "Drop it nigga!"


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Dimmy]
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Crook + Wood chipper = something new in the plant mulch. :grin:


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Magash]
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freezt the body first, it works better

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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
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the best weapon i have is the metal bat i broke playing baseball... its now half a bat with jagged edges. now that can cause damage


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: danlennon3]
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or I could go all Flowie on their ass

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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
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id run to the closet, load a shell in the 16 gauge and be like, get on the floor. and the robber didnt, id shoot him in the hand.


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
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LOL

shoot in hand with a 16 gauge

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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
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goobler said:
or I could go all Flowie on their ass



That looks pretty blunt.


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I find your lack of faith disturbing

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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
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Phychotron said:
if you guys are gonna shoot em, make sure they are fully in your house... if they fall out yoru window from bieng shot, then they werent fully in your house and you can be in trouble for that...  also, shoot them, then shoot into the celiing, so the nieghbors can claim they did infact hear your warning shot... 

and i think you have to wait untll they lunge at you or something... so if your gonna shoot em, make sure you kill em, cause there are all kinds of stupid technicalities these days.. .  throw a knife in the dead guys hand and say he started toward you...


thats because we live in Washington State...

if they fall outside your house in this State...

you better drag the body back into your house.

Or possibly face a murder charge!~


I swear this State sucks balls!~

:crazy:


tc


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Laterz, Road

Who the hell you callin crazy?
You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch!

Brainiac said:
PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Roadkill]
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Probably wouldn't care that much, it's just a bunch of plastic and metal.

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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Roadkill]
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it sucks for the mexican food, well, most food anyway.. i'm still looking for a good burrito..


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On a mission to prove that the truth gets you no where.
They tried the truth, It didn't work. Then they wrote the bible. 

Only the foolish fear the inevitable.

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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
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shoot them than put some kind of weapon in there hand , than call the cops
and say "someone broke into my house and had a weapon and they where going to kill me"

One of my dads friends had about four people brake into
his house, he call the cops and said "I have them it gun point, ".They said "we can't do a than about it". He told tham "I just shot all of them"
he was just shoting banks. There was so many cops out there in no time all over the place. They asked him, you said that you had shot them and you told me that you can't do anythan about it.
The laws suck ass in nc


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:cool: Fair is Fair :devil:

Edited by Brainiac (05/22/06 04:58 PM)

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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Brainiac]
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i cant read that


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