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Bloody Whiskey night

#5639662 - 05/16/06 09:45 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

About a year or less or so ago I had this bad-ass Dewar's flex-fit hat that I loved. Wore it all the time. I would go everywhere with that darn hat. But one night I guess I became to good of friends with a handle Old Crow. Last thing I remember of the night is standing in front of some random house with about 1/8 of the handle left. After that is complete darkness. When I woke up the next morning in this strange house, on this strange couch there was the expected massive headache. But this hasn't any old headache, this fucker POUNDED. When I reached up and took off my hat to appease my head with a gentle rub I felt what seemed to be dried mud caked in my hair. Upon further inspection I realized that it was not mud at all but dried blood. Everywhere. My hair, my shirt, this poor saps couch, and my favorite hat. So after I used the washroom to clean what I could out of my hair it was time for some investigative work. Well apparently I got mixed up in some sort of shot contest with another party patron, winner unknown. Shortly after the contest my buddy said that he saw me pass out standing up and head plant into one of those radiator style heaters. SO he picked me up and put me on the couch and after making sure I was alright did what every good friend would do, got drunk and got laid. God bless him. I guess the point of this story is that I have been looking for one of these hats ever since I drowned my last one in blood. It was tan, flex fit and had a small dewars logo on the front. Anyone know where I can find one of these hats? I got mine from a liquor distributor from a bar that I used to work at. I have tried ebay and the dewars sites, but to no avail. Please help shroomery.

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