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InvisibleTYL3R
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Holy Shit (my saint paddy's story)
    #5414912 - 03/18/06 12:34 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Here I am going down this one road that goes into a curve. I cant see anything around the curve due to trees.

I've got this motherfuker burning and I'm feeling good :



I know the curve ahead straightens out with a police station on the left side of the road.

So......for no other reason than being paranoid(due to teh ganja) I take the last turn to the left before the curve. I go along that street and make a right at the third street

(I don't know why i didn't take the first or second)

heading back to the first road i was on. I get to it and as I look left i see a giant lit-up sign that says "SLOW" then "DUI CHECKPOINT".

:eek:


I would've for sure been busted if i hadn't took that cut-around.


I was stoned as fuck and still had half of that bitch.


Thank you ganja gods !

Mary Jane takes care of her followers.  :heart:


Edited by TYL3R (03/18/06 01:12 AM)


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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: TYL3R]
    #5414922 - 03/18/06 12:41 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

And you have half that hooter now! :laugh:


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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: TYL3R]
    #5414924 - 03/18/06 12:41 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: Le_Canard]
    #5414932 - 03/18/06 12:45 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

ToiletDuk said:
And you have half that hooter now! :laugh:




I've always wanted to make a spliff that big.

Tonight i did it.

Too bad I smoked all of it. :frown:








I'ma roll another. :grin: :bigweed:


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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: TYL3R]
    #5416607 - 03/18/06 05:15 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

bizump


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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: TYL3R]
    #5416610 - 03/18/06 05:17 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

everytime i see flashing lights or a bunch of traffic backed up,
i slam on the brakes and decide whether i'm going to turn around
or not.


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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: WeAreAllOne]
    #5416647 - 03/18/06 05:30 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Dude where did u learn how to roll?? The tampon factory?!


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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: WeAreAllOne]
    #5416648 - 03/18/06 05:30 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

There were no flashing lights, nor backed traffic.

btw it was liek 11:30 on St.Paddy's day.


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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: TYL3R]
    #5416659 - 03/18/06 05:33 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

man.

i would have shit my pants if i were you, even though
you were out of harm's way.


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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: Dfekt]
    #5416662 - 03/18/06 05:34 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

MistaMiner said:
Dude where did u learn how to roll?? The tampon factory?!




Thats what I was thinking...


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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: Dfekt]
    #5416664 - 03/18/06 05:35 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

MistaMiner said:
Dude where did u learn how to roll?? The tampon factory?!




lolz

That fucker was HUGE.

Got me uber-stoned.


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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5416665 - 03/18/06 05:35 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

don't hate on tyler just because he had more bud than you.


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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: WeAreAllOne]
    #5416673 - 03/18/06 05:40 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:lol:

pwnt.


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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: WeAreAllOne]
    #5416676 - 03/18/06 05:43 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I dont envy the bud...

:mrt: I pity the fool


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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: WeAreAllOne]
    #5416696 - 03/18/06 05:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

WeAreAllOne said:
don't hate on tyler just because he had more bud than you.




I don't even smoke the stuff but I can still roll a better joint lolzz  :tongue:


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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: TYL3R]
    #5418748 - 03/19/06 01:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

TYL3R said:

  :bitch:




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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5419048 - 03/19/06 02:56 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

your spliffs look like an asian dick
real spliffs are 2-3 times the size of a cig!


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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's story) [Re: TYL3R]
    #5419064 - 03/19/06 03:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I drove into a check point just after blazing up about 6 months ago, some how I was waved through and I had a car load of illegal immigrants, a few ounces of pot and there was a couple open containers in the back seat.


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