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TYL3R


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Holy Shit (my saint paddy's story)
#5414912 - 03/18/06 12:34 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Here I am going down this one road that goes into a curve. I cant see anything around the curve due to trees.
I've got this motherfuker burning and I'm feeling good :

I know the curve ahead straightens out with a police station on the left side of the road.
So......for no other reason than being paranoid(due to teh ganja) I take the last turn to the left before the curve. I go along that street and make a right at the third street
(I don't know why i didn't take the first or second)
heading back to the first road i was on. I get to it and as I look left i see a giant lit-up sign that says "SLOW" then "DUI CHECKPOINT".

I would've for sure been busted if i hadn't took that cut-around.
I was stoned as fuck and still had half of that bitch.
Thank you ganja gods !
Mary Jane takes care of her followers.
Edited by TYL3R (03/18/06 01:12 AM)
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Le_Canard
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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: TYL3R]
#5414922 - 03/18/06 12:41 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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And you have half that hooter now!
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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: TYL3R]
#5414924 - 03/18/06 12:41 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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TYL3R


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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: Le_Canard]
#5414932 - 03/18/06 12:45 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
ToiletDuk said: And you have half that hooter now!
I've always wanted to make a spliff that big.
Tonight i did it.
Too bad I smoked all of it. 
I'ma roll another.
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TYL3R


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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: TYL3R]
#5416607 - 03/18/06 05:15 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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bizump
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WeAreAllOne
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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: TYL3R]
#5416610 - 03/18/06 05:17 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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everytime i see flashing lights or a bunch of traffic backed up, i slam on the brakes and decide whether i'm going to turn around or not.
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Dfekt
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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: WeAreAllOne]
#5416647 - 03/18/06 05:30 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Dude where did u learn how to roll?? The tampon factory?!
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TYL3R


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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: WeAreAllOne]
#5416648 - 03/18/06 05:30 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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There were no flashing lights, nor backed traffic.
btw it was liek 11:30 on St.Paddy's day.
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WeAreAllOne
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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: TYL3R]
#5416659 - 03/18/06 05:33 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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man.
i would have shit my pants if i were you, even though you were out of harm's way.
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Amatoxin
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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: Dfekt]
#5416662 - 03/18/06 05:34 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
MistaMiner said: Dude where did u learn how to roll?? The tampon factory?!
Thats what I was thinking...
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TYL3R


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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: Dfekt]
#5416664 - 03/18/06 05:35 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
MistaMiner said: Dude where did u learn how to roll?? The tampon factory?!
lolz
That fucker was HUGE.
Got me uber-stoned.
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WeAreAllOne
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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: Amatoxin]
#5416665 - 03/18/06 05:35 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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don't hate on tyler just because he had more bud than you.
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TYL3R


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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: WeAreAllOne]
#5416673 - 03/18/06 05:40 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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pwnt.
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Dfekt
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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: WeAreAllOne]
#5416676 - 03/18/06 05:43 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I dont envy the bud...
I pity the fool
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Amatoxin
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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: WeAreAllOne]
#5416696 - 03/18/06 05:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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WeAreAllOne said: don't hate on tyler just because he had more bud than you.
I don't even smoke the stuff but I can still roll a better joint lolzz
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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: TYL3R]
#5418748 - 03/19/06 01:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
TYL3R said:

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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: Amatoxin]
#5419048 - 03/19/06 02:56 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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your spliffs look like an asian dick real spliffs are 2-3 times the size of a cig!
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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's story) [Re: TYL3R]
#5419064 - 03/19/06 03:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I drove into a check point just after blazing up about 6 months ago, some how I was waved through and I had a car load of illegal immigrants, a few ounces of pot and there was a couple open containers in the back seat.
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