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Holy Shit (my saint paddy's story)
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Here I am going down this one road that goes into a curve. I cant see anything around the curve due to trees.

I've got this motherfuker burning and I'm feeling good :



I know the curve ahead straightens out with a police station on the left side of the road.

So......for no other reason than being paranoid(due to teh ganja) I take the last turn to the left before the curve. I go along that street and make a right at the third street

(I don't know why i didn't take the first or second)

heading back to the first road i was on. I get to it and as I look left i see a giant lit-up sign that says "SLOW" then "DUI CHECKPOINT".

:eek:


I would've for sure been busted if i hadn't took that cut-around.


I was stoned as fuck and still had half of that bitch.


Thank you ganja gods !

Mary Jane takes care of her followers.  :heart:

Edited by TYL3R (03/18/06 03:12 AM)

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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: TYL3R]
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And you have half that hooter now! :laugh:

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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: TYL3R]
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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: Le_Canard]
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ToiletDuk said:
And you have half that hooter now! :laugh:



I've always wanted to make a spliff that big.

Tonight i did it.

Too bad I smoked all of it. :frown:








I'ma roll another. :grin: :bigweed:

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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: TYL3R]
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bizump

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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: TYL3R]
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everytime i see flashing lights or a bunch of traffic backed up,
i slam on the brakes and decide whether i'm going to turn around
or not.

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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: WeAreAllOne]
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Dude where did u learn how to roll?? The tampon factory?!


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"Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit." ~Oscar Wilde

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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: WeAreAllOne]
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There were no flashing lights, nor backed traffic.

btw it was liek 11:30 on St.Paddy's day.

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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: TYL3R]
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man.

i would have shit my pants if i were you, even though
you were out of harm's way.

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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: Dfekt]
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MistaMiner said:
Dude where did u learn how to roll?? The tampon factory?!



Thats what I was thinking...


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Sectioned Under The Mental Health Act Sat 20-10-07 to Thurs 01-11-07 for playing TECHNO music

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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: Dfekt]
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MistaMiner said:
Dude where did u learn how to roll?? The tampon factory?!



lolz

That fucker was HUGE.

Got me uber-stoned.

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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: Amatoxin]
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don't hate on tyler just because he had more bud than you.

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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: WeAreAllOne]
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:lol:

pwnt.

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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: WeAreAllOne]
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I dont envy the bud...

:mrt: I pity the fool


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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: WeAreAllOne]
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WeAreAllOne said:
don't hate on tyler just because he had more bud than you.



I don't even smoke the stuff but I can still roll a better joint lolzz  :tongue:


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Sectioned Under The Mental Health Act Sat 20-10-07 to Thurs 01-11-07 for playing TECHNO music

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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: TYL3R]
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TYL3R said:
  :bitch:




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Sectioned Under The Mental Health Act Sat 20-10-07 to Thurs 01-11-07 for playing TECHNO music

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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's day story) [Re: Amatoxin]
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your spliffs look like an asian dick
real spliffs are 2-3 times the size of a cig!


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BoUnCy BaLL IS All SoUrCe OF LIGhT AnD HaPPiNeSS!!~! *bEEP* *beEP*

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Re: Holy Shit (my saint paddy's story) [Re: TYL3R]
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I drove into a check point just after blazing up about 6 months ago, some how I was waved through and I had a car load of illegal immigrants, a few ounces of pot and there was a couple open containers in the back seat.

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