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RandalFlagg
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Just say "Yes" to alcohol!
#5366236 - 03/05/06 12:27 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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It's time to fill the Pub with more trash.
God, I am fucking loaded. I just got home from the bar. How I managed to guide my motor vehicle to my apartment....I don't know. Strangely, when I am drunk I am still able to write somewhat articulately.
I love alcohol. What other substance could cause people to clap while would-be singers perform terrible karoake renditions of "Can't Get Enough of Your Love Baby" and "You've Lost That Loving Feeling"? What other substance would cause a 35 year old sophisticated professional woman to hit on yours truly? What other substance could cause people to act like complete fucking idiots and not give a damn?
Only alcohol does these things. My savior. My liver destroying messiah. I gladly prostrate myself before your intoxicating splendor. You shoot endorphins, pleasure, false confidence, and complete idiocy into my brain and I thank you for this.
Your retribution will come tomorrow. I will feel like a truck hit me and like my head is full of sand. I will vomit in your name and I will make proclamations that I shall never dance with you again......until next weekend.
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Re: Just say "Yes" to alcohol! [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5366252 - 03/05/06 12:36 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Just say "Yes" to alcohol! [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5366271 - 03/05/06 12:46 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh booze... nothing quite like it...
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Re: Just say "Yes" to alcohol! [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5366277 - 03/05/06 12:52 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I will never say yes to alcohol again, but you enjoy yourself and have a great time 
some people like myself just can not control themselves with booze.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: Just say "Yes" to alcohol! [Re: Jim]
#5366282 - 03/05/06 12:56 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jim, LOL said: some people like myself just can not control themselves with booze.
Isn't that the whole point?
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Re: Just say "Yes" to alcohol! [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5366320 - 03/05/06 01:14 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yeahhhh. At you least made it home ok. But yeah, a crowd of drunk people can both get on your nerves and make you happy that you know how sick a drug it is that can do this sort of thing. Instead of being a cow in the herd mentality. Cudos. alt
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Re: Just say "Yes" to alcohol! [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5366327 - 03/05/06 01:18 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I like me some beer.
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Re: Just say "Yes" to alcohol! [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5366338 - 03/05/06 01:21 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said: What other substance could cause people to clap while would-be singers perform terrible karoake renditions of "Can't Get Enough of Your Love Baby" and "You've Lost That Loving Feeling"? What other substance would cause a 35 year old sophisticated professional woman to hit on yours truly? What other substance could cause people to act like complete fucking idiots and not give a damn?
Only alcohol does these things.
ecstasy and i personally think its a lot more fun and rewarding than shitty alcohol
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Re: Just say "Yes" to alcohol! [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5366351 - 03/05/06 01:27 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Why aren't you banging the 35 year old??
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RandalFlagg
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Quote:
McKennaDMT said: Why aren't you banging the 35 year old??
Her husband was milling about somewhere in the bar.
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Re: Just say "Yes" to alcohol! [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5366375 - 03/05/06 01:47 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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That's when the two of you mill out to your car. Or behind a dumpster, whichever is more convenient and depending on how long you think before she'd pass out.
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Quote:
Help on the Way said:
ecstasy and i personally think its a lot more fun and rewarding than shitty alcohol
Amen. Even though im drunk right now, I'd rather be rolling...
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Re: Just say "Yes" to alcohol! [Re: Delusionz]
#5366501 - 03/05/06 04:13 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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if weed was legal, i'd never drink.
-------------------- After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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If weed was legal, I'd drink a lot more.
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Re: Just say "Yes" to alcohol! [Re: Jadian]
#5366618 - 03/05/06 07:29 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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To Alcohol! the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems.
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Re: Just say "Yes" to alcohol! [Re: Irdamage]
#5366992 - 03/05/06 10:38 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I wish everyone was drunk.
I can easily cajole a drunk person.
If everyone was drunk, I slowly, but surely, would begin gaining political ground...
How? I'll drink water.
And everyone will be drunk, and be a drunkard, and develop callousness for political affairs... and soon finacial affairs...
One day, the drunkards will awake...
and I... will control the fields of hops and potatoes and the distilleries...
And own the drunkards...
And get everyone drunk as hell, binge drinking for several weeks... just partying...
And then... suddenly... the party ends.
I will disappear, destroy my distilleries and light a massive fire miles in diameter fueled by high percentage ethyl alcohol.
Many will die of alcohol withdrawal...
It will make for a most illustrious History class topic 100 years from now...
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Re: Just say "Yes" to alcohol! [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5367007 - 03/05/06 10:44 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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You shouldn't drive drunk.
I'm glad you got home safely, but really, you're way better than that.
Hope your hangover isn't TOO vicious this morning
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Re: Just say "Yes" to alcohol! [Re: Liz]
#5367149 - 03/05/06 11:45 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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"You shouldn't drive drunk."
Second that. Alcohol is the only drug i've ever seen make someone crash a car, and they were literally driving across the street. 30 second drive.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: Just say "Yes" to alcohol! [Re: Liz]
#5367172 - 03/05/06 11:53 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I tend to be a good driver when drunk for some reason though. But, it was stupid.
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Re: Just say "Yes" to alcohol! [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5367178 - 03/05/06 11:55 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I was in a alcohol related car accident this weekend
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