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OfflineMenuShroom
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Re: Last Night I Kissed My Friend Who Is Engaged [Re: lukeboots]
    #5259740 - 02/03/06 03:45 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Randalflagg - No I didn't get laid. Is that all there is to life? Geez... and please don't ruin my thread with your superbowl talk.

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Re: Last Night I Kissed My Friend Who Is Engaged [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5259751 - 02/03/06 03:47 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

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RandalFlagg said:

Woah......

That graphic in your signature got me riled up. (I'm from Pittsbugh)




awwwww

you poor baby!~


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Re: Last Night I Kissed My Friend Who Is Engaged [Re: MenuShroom]
    #5259771 - 02/03/06 03:50 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

SEX, it is the purpose of life!

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Re: Last Night I Kissed My Friend Who Is Engaged [Re: MenuShroom]
    #5259774 - 02/03/06 03:51 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

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MenuShroom said:
Randalflagg - No I didn't get laid. Is that all there is to life?





For hetereosexual men.....yes!

Quote:

MenuShroom said:
Geez... and please don't ruin my thread with your superbowl talk.




Sorry.














GO STEELERS!

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Offlinetheuser
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Re: Last Night I Kissed My Friend Who Is Engaged [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5259808 - 02/03/06 03:59 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

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RandalFlagg said:

For hetereosexual men.....yes!

Quote:

MenuShroom said:
please do ruin my thread with your superbowl talk.









I'ma have bacon burgers, chips and salsa, and chicken wings!

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Re: Last Night I Kissed My Friend Who Is Engaged [Re: theuser]
    #5259814 - 02/03/06 04:03 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

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theolduser said:
I'ma have bacon burgers, chips and salsa, and chicken wings!





Fuck yeah. I'm going to consume so much beer and fat-slathered food on Sunday that I'll burst.

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Re: Last Night I Kissed My Friend Who Is Engaged [Re: MenuShroom]
    #5259819 - 02/03/06 04:05 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

So wait....

You ignored her, you 'did your own thing', you brushed her off, you talked to her friends, danced with them, you were friendly torwards her but never came on, you dirty danced with her, you were relaxed, you were romantic to her at your house........(+liqs)







...and there's confusion as to why she's attracted to you?
Dude, you just wrote a mini 'players-handbook' by accident.  :lol:


But seriously...I'd hold it off.  You have to let her figure out what she wants.  Tell her that straight up.



:sun:


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Re: Last Night I Kissed My Friend Who Is Engaged [Re: RuNE]
    #5259834 - 02/03/06 04:11 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

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RuNE said:
So wait....


...and there's confusion as to why she's attracted to you?
Dude, you just wrote a mini 'players-handbook' by accident.  :lol:







lol

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Re: Last Night I Kissed My Friend Who Is Engaged [Re: MenuShroom]
    #5259858 - 02/03/06 04:22 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

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MenuShroom said:
DYNKD - Don't feel sorry for my dick. Honestly, I control my dick, and I'm only going to let it have it with the best, and when the time is right.




One question, have you ever gotten laid? It would explain a lot about the situation, especially if she knows this.


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Re: Last Night I Kissed My Friend Who Is Engaged [Re: MenuShroom]
    #5259871 - 02/03/06 04:26 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

All I have to say is:

SUUUUUUUPERBOWL SUNDAY!!!!

and that what's done is done, Unfortunately debating the past is something that we should try to refrain from.  But hey, you got a kiss (or a few) you did some dirty dancing (not the movie) and bada-bing, your still living and he hasn't kicked your ass.

:thumbup::thumbup:


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Re: Last Night I Kissed My Friend Who Is Engaged [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #5261343 - 02/04/06 12:10 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Thanks for more of the responses. Yeah I've been laid before... Lol... I got a text message today, she's like "just want to say, sorry for being a drunken lightweight yesterday..."

ahhh time moves on

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Re: Last Night I Kissed My Friend Who Is Engaged [Re: MenuShroom]
    #5261347 - 02/04/06 12:12 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

moron


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Re: Last Night I Kissed My Friend Who Is Engaged [Re: MenuShroom]
    #5261365 - 02/04/06 12:21 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

MenuShroom said:
Thanks for more of the responses. Yeah I've been laid before... Lol... I got a text message today, she's like "just want to say, sorry for being a drunken lightweight yesterday..."

ahhh time moves on




oooh, how did you answer? did you invite her to drink again tonight?! or tomorrow night?


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Re: Last Night I Kissed My Friend Who Is Engaged [Re: eligal]
    #5261382 - 02/04/06 12:34 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

I can't beleive you didn't nail her, but I actually respect your decision, probably saved your ass a lot of bullshit. Sex is great, but dealing with a horrible aftermath takes all the luster away.


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Re: Last Night I Kissed My Friend Who Is Engaged [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5261433 - 02/04/06 01:02 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Phoshoman - Thanks for your wonderful insight. I like how you didn't even explain yourself. But wait...your little signature by your pic exlain you perfectly... "Smarter Than You". Your SO cool man.

Eligal - I don't even remember my response...I was somewhere at the time and couldn't really type.

McKennaDMT - Yea I don't want to deal with any aftermath. Seriously, having sex with her would have been a really bad idea.

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Re: Last Night I Kissed My Friend Who Is Engaged [Re: lemon_lw]
    #5261547 - 02/04/06 02:38 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Blue balls isn't real.


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Re: Last Night I Kissed My Friend Who Is Engaged [Re: MenuShroom]
    #5261587 - 02/04/06 03:29 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

HIT IT.


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Re: Last Night I Kissed My Friend Who Is Engaged [Re: MenuShroom]
    #5261623 - 02/04/06 03:58 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

there is no way in a million years i wouldve not had sex with her. you missed out on the best sex possible.... animalistic sex. people say make up sex is the best, but they are idiots. the best sex is totally animalistic knock her though a wall sex.

you may think you did the right and noble thing, but basically you fucked yourself out of what couldve been one of the best experiences of your life... no pun intended.


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Re: Last Night I Kissed My Friend Who Is Engaged [Re: automan]
    #5261701 - 02/04/06 06:03 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

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automan said:
there is no way in a million years i wouldve not had sex with her. you missed out on the best sex possible.... animalistic sex. people say make up sex is the best, but they are idiots. the best sex is totally animalistic knock her though a wall sex.

you may think you did the right and noble thing, but basically you fucked yourself out of what couldve been one of the best experiences of your life... no pun intended.




I couldn't have said it better myself. :thumbup:

Right on the money, auto! If I were him, that hottie would've cum 10 times to my 1 and I woulda had to change the sheets.


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Re: Last Night I Kissed My Friend Who Is Engaged [Re: MenuShroom]
    #5262387 - 02/04/06 12:25 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

MenuShroom said:
Phoshoman - Thanks for your wonderful insight. I like how you didn't even explain yourself. But wait...your little signature by your pic exlain you perfectly... "Smarter Than You". Your SO cool man.

Eligal - I don't even remember my response...I was somewhere at the time and couldn't really type.

McKennaDMT - Yea I don't want to deal with any aftermath. Seriously, having sex with her would have been a really bad idea.




i tend to only read the topic sometimes... sorry.

you should marry her instead.


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