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InvisibleLe_Canard
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Re: Which Religion Should I Believe? [Re: MushmanTheManic]
    #5197396 - 01/18/06 11:44 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

MushmanTheManic said:
http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/pamphlet_p1.html




PraBob! :laugh:

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Re: Which Religion Should I Believe? [Re: Skeptikos]
    #5200564 - 01/19/06 09:22 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Skeptikos said:
Please explain.




Church of the Sub Genius. It makes perfect sense.


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Which Religion Should I Believe? [Re: Icelander]
    #5200572 - 01/19/06 09:26 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Also check out the Church of the Presumptuous Assumption. Pastor Rod Flash presides. He knows what hes talking about.

He's not talking about hate. He's talking about eight. Dinner at eight. So lets eat! The mighty Hot Dog is our Lord. :wink:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Which Religion Should I Believe? [Re: Icelander]
    #5204425 - 01/20/06 09:33 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Choose not to follow any religion. However, it is important to read about others, as they may help you try to form your beliefs into words. Yet don't follow everything you hear or read and become a sheep. Be your own unique you. Follow the way... your way.

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Re: Which Religion Should I Believe? [Re: Icelander]
    #5205245 - 01/21/06 01:15 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

"You must be way out there pastor."

"I'm high alright, but not on false drugs. I'm high on the real thing - powerful gasoline, a clean windshield and a shoe shine. Over."

(From memory of course  :wink:. Seems that you me and gnrm23 are the only ones in on this one).


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γνῶθι σαὐτόν - Gnothi Seauton - Know Thyself

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Re: Which Religion Should I Believe? [Re: MarkostheGnostic]
    #5206807 - 01/21/06 03:01 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

:grin: :thumbup:


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Re: Which Religion Should I Believe? [Re: Icelander]
    #5207227 - 01/21/06 04:54 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Church of the Sub Genius is heretical.
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true way.
May the Great Noodled One bless us with his zesty seasoning!
May he smother the false prophets with tomato sauce!
All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Ramen!


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Re: Which Religion Should I Believe? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5207249 - 01/21/06 05:02 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Paradigm said:
Church of the Sub Genius is heretical.
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true way.
May the Great Noodled One bless us with his zesty seasoning!
May he smother the false prophets with tomato sauce!
All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Ramen!




:grin: :thumbup:

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Re: Which Religion Should I Believe? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5207255 - 01/21/06 05:05 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Please turn your hymnals to page 47:

On top of spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,
It grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze.

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Re: Which Religion Should I Believe? [Re: Veritas]
    #5207266 - 01/21/06 05:09 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

AHAHA. Pure genious! +5 rating!

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Re: Which Religion Should I Believe? [Re: Silversoul]
    #5207644 - 01/21/06 07:39 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

My son at his First Communion:


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Re: Which Religion Should I Believe? [Re: Veritas]
    #5208053 - 01/21/06 09:39 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

have some chili cheese fries with your spaghetti bowl :bongload:



say cheese!


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Re: Which Religion Should I Believe? [Re: Skeptikos]
    #5218980 - 01/24/06 06:33 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Skeptikos said:
Please explain.





Yep. Take time to find. But I divide religions into two kinds dvaita and advaita or duality and unity. Within those two types the yogis and self experiencers choose the advaita if they put words to it, and most God based religions are very judgemental. They are dvaita or about more intellectual things than experience which must ever remain outside of the exact sphere of language for the intellect to judge.

On the other hand is the weight of knowledge of being an initiate. Can you handle kundalini humming along all the time. Your whole mind as if erased every day. You must choose to either repent and erase through yogic means of advaita, or rely upon another and really try to do what they say. In any case you'll do what really feels good. I always was addicted to subtle feelings so I chose the tantras of the Hindus and Buddhists. Daoism is neat. But once n that path yu make vows to remain in the stream and never reafirm the glamour of samsara as if any thing is specifically worth pursuing exactly. The dharma is to give up. That can be rough if you're a goal oriented Protestant.

Only you can decide.


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Re: Which Religion Should I Believe? [Re: eve69]
    #5230090 - 01/27/06 07:41 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

All of them and none of them.

or just go with the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.


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