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samueljackson
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i cant wait till im an old man and can fuck with little kids

#5155658 - 01/08/06 06:42 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

its going to be soooo much fun beign the greesy old man with all
the crazy stories and fucking with little kids while i smoke my pipe

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Konnrade
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Re: i cant wait till im an old man and can fuck with little kids

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#5155667 - 01/08/06 06:43 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

I want a peace pipe, myself.

When I'm an old man I can use it for special occasions with good friends.

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I find your lack of faith disturbing

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MOTH
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Registered: 06/06/03
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Loc: In the jungle

Re: i cant wait till im an old man and can fuck with little kids

[Re: Konnrade]
#5155675 - 01/08/06 06:44 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

How did I know the pope would make a show at this thread. ^^ :smirk:

:smirk:

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samueljackson
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Re: i cant wait till im an old man and can fuck with little kids

[Re: Konnrade]
#5155678 - 01/08/06 06:44 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

id rather a hooka

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WeAreAllOne
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Re: i cant wait till im an old man and can fuck with little kids

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#5155681 - 01/08/06 06:45 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

EllemyshShade said:

How did I know the pope would make a show at this thread. ^^

:rotfl:

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In(di)go
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Re: i cant wait till im an old man and can fuck with little kids

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#5155694 - 01/08/06 06:48 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

"i remember back in my day... you know we used to do things differently in that time... ya'll got it easy nowadays..." *suckle on pipe*

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samueljackson
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Re: i cant wait till im an old man and can fuck with little kids

[Re: In(di)go]
#5155708 - 01/08/06 06:51 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

my friend told me a story about how this old teacher of ours started telling him about lazer circumsition, and started going into graphic detail about it. i cant wait to be the person behind these kind of stories

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Konnrade
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Re: i cant wait till im an old man and can fuck with little kids

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#5155709 - 01/08/06 06:51 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

EllemyshShade said:

How did I know the pope would make a show at this thread. ^^

Heh...

because I'm exactly the type of person that will probably try and mess with people's heads when I'm older, maybe?

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Le_Canard
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Re: i cant wait till im an old man and can fuck with little kids

[Re: samueljackson]
#5155722 - 01/08/06 06:53 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Getting old can be fun, plus you get to wear plaid golf pants pulled up to your neck and yell at kids on your lawn! :laugh:

:laugh:

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samueljackson
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Re: i cant wait till im an old man and can fuck with little kids

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#5155730 - 01/08/06 06:55 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

plaid pants, *mouth watering*

not to mention the senior citizen discount

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TYL3R

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Re: i cant wait till im an old man and can fuck with little kids

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#5155738 - 01/08/06 06:58 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

I'm gonna rob banks and shit.....

and smoke crack. :laugh:

:laugh:

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MOTH
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Re: i cant wait till im an old man and can fuck with little kids

[Re: Konnrade]
#5155739 - 01/08/06 06:58 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Konnrade said:

EllemyshShade said:

How did I know the pope would make a show at this thread. ^^

Heh...

because I'm exactly the type of person that will probably try and mess with people's heads when I'm older, maybe?

hehe, no...my mind is too dirty for it's own good!

When I first saw the title of this thread... especially "fuck with little kids" I thought of the pope! (because...well, you know, the whole molestation scandal with Catholic priests) And then I saw the pope in your signiture!

And I was like, "Oh! I figured the pope would show up."

Cleary the joke was inside my OWN HEAD all along! :tongue:

:tongue:

:rofl:

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Silversoul
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Re: i cant wait till im an old man and can fuck with little kids

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#5155745 - 01/08/06 06:59 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

samueljackson said:

i cant wait till im an old man and can fuck little kids

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Konnrade
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Re: i cant wait till im an old man and can fuck with little kids

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#5155752 - 01/08/06 06:59 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Hrm...

Shame on me, I totally missed the joke.

My mind assumed the worst from the thread title too, which makes it even worse that I missed the joke :rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

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samueljackson
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Re: i cant wait till im an old man and can fuck with little kids

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#5155771 - 01/08/06 07:04 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

paradigm, i think thats what i am going to name my boat

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