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Roomie is wasted...Again.
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I swear to god, EVERY single time this girl drinks, she ends up screaming and crying. At the moment, she's lying on her bed yelling how she's "A Sad Clown". WTF? I'm sitting like, 2 feet away from her and shes screaming at me....

Babysitting drunk people sucks. Especially considering I'm stuck with her, and theres 5 smoking hot girls wasted in the other room. Of MY house! I should be out there, but no. I have to watch her ass, because she really cant be trusted to be on her own.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Roomie is wasted...Again. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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That's the exact reason why I don't get to that point myself.  :tongue:

Unfortunately, it took many a bad experience (and an E pill) to teach me that I can't handle large amounts of liquor.

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Re: Roomie is wasted...Again. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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is this the one with advanced syphilis that has lead to dementia?


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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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tell that basketcase twat to cram it. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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$20.49


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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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Re: tell that basketcase twat to cram it. [Re: Jim]
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Urine.  :rockon:

Sorry to hear it man. :frown:


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Re: Roomie is wasted...Again. [Re: Jim]
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GratefulJim said:
is this the one with advanced syphilis that has lead to dementia?


No, its this one. You'd think she had learned her lesson, right?

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat...rue#Post5009974


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Roomie is wasted...Again. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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yikes, y'ever done anything with her?

:headboard:?


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Re: Roomie is wasted...Again. [Re: RESTLESS]
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RESTLESS said:
yikes, y'ever done anything with her?

:headboard:?


If she's clean, might as well.

:shrug:


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Re: Roomie is wasted...Again. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Madtowntripper said:
GratefulJim said:
is this the one with advanced syphilis that has lead to dementia?


No, its this one. You'd think she had learned her lesson, right?

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat...rue#Post5009974


hahahaha that whole story is funny.

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Re: Roomie is wasted...Again. [Re: RESTLESS]
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RESTLESS said:
yikes, y'ever done anything with her?

:headboard:?


Are you kidding me? This girl is obviously fucking insane.  I have to LIVE with her.  I'd sleep with her for sure, and that night would be great, but the next 6 months?

Fuck. That. Shit.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Roomie is wasted...Again. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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I wouldn't sleep with a girl room mate... not unless it was bit_slice...


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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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Re: Roomie is wasted...Again. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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DO IT!


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Re: Roomie is wasted...Again. [Re: RESTLESS]
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ahahaha! i remember this girl!! lol. now thats a girl who knows how to party!!!! woooot!!


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"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

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respect the can."


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Re: Roomie is wasted...Again. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Tell her your dick in her mouth will make her a happy clown, and it will shut her up.


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"What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?" - Bill Hicks

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Re: Roomie is wasted...Again. [Re: barfightlard]
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probably a few hours late for that.


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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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Re: Roomie is wasted...Again. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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At least she isn't a sad crying clown in an iron lung.



Name that reference!


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Re: Roomie is wasted...Again. [Re: freddurgan]
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I fucking hate drunk chicks - they always seem to get hysterical and / or violent.

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Re: Roomie is wasted...Again. [Re: RESTLESS]
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RESTLESS said:
:headboard:?


:lol: That smiley makes me laugh


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Re: Roomie is wasted...Again. [Re: freddurgan]
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freddurgan said:
At least she isn't a sad crying clown in an iron lung.



Name that reference!


"A sad clown in an iron lung! I've always wanted a sad clown in an iron lung!"
Rocko's Modern Life!! :cool:


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Re: Roomie is wasted...Again. [Re: some1whoisntme]
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You should hit that shit till your cock hurts.


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