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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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puking builds character


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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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That is some QUALITY shit right thurr.

You get five shrooms from me. And the slightest of a nod from Pai Mei....  :slimer:








though you should not to cast a defiant eye, else he will plunk it out of your skull.

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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: TYL3R]
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So get this....what a fucked up situation...

her 21st birthday party is tomorrow...she rent out an art gallery that she interns at...

she bought a shitload of liquor and invited like, 100 people.

but her face is ALL fucked up. Her friends literally dragged her home 6 blocks by her ankles, because she was lying in the middle of the street passed out....

she's going to flip out when she wakes up...


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If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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wtf? dragged her by her feet? I cant imagine man. Is she like missing teeth and shit.


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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: XUL]
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no! but her cheeks and chin are all black and blue.

i feel so bad. i went to get my tcar, but they dragged her home before I made it....


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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:rofl:

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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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That's fucked up, but you couldn't do anything about it.

What kinda of friends you got? They could at least just get her arms as well ans just carry her by her arms and feet...

Or just carry her like a baby (just in your arms) how much does a girl weigh? Like a 100 pounds?


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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Wow.

That's just wrong.    :frown:


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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Dragging someone by their feet, with their FACE on the concrete is just plain inhumane and downright uncivilized. If your friend's dog were similarly inebriated or immobilized, would they drag it by the tail and fuck its face up on the sidewalk?

You need to have a talk with your "friends" after they sober back up.



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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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They even could've at least just dragged her by her arms, and mess her shoes up instead. But no.. God forbid they scratch her shoes up! :smirk:




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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
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Whoah. Let me clear this up....

its not like her face is gone....Just a little scratched up and bruised....

i'm not sure the exact sequence of events....i left the bar and left hre like, a block away when she was laying in the middle of the street screaming I went to get my car...

she's not horribly disfigured or anything...just a bit scratched and bruised up....and drunk...very very drunk...


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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i quit. will report back tomorrow...


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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L8er.

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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: TYL3R]
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In case anyone cares, the girl is fine. I mea, to the point she didnt choke on her own vomit or anything....


we got her to bed last night, finally. What a ridiculous evening...I shit you not, she was lying in the middle of Prospect Ave, which is a very busy street, screaming "Does anyone want to FUCK me?" and then collapsed in the house sobbing because nobody thought she was attractive...All because she didnt get a guy at the bar....

Holy shit....And this girl is 21 now? They're letting her drink legally? I predict many strange evenings reported here....


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Madtowntripper said:
whoah, so i just like, walkd in ht door.


we seroilsyl, like, had to DRAG this chick home.

I shit you not.  We dragged her like, 5 blocks.


what a lush,.

happy 21st bithday.

so i went ahead of them and grabbed my car, to drive them home.  I couldnt find theim, i just got home.  her face is all scratched up an dher eye is black.  they tell me they just grabbed her leg ad dragged her homje.

hahahaha.  she is wasted

omg. me too.  i should go t sleep.
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:rotfl:

Now that's what I call a rite of passage! There's nothing like waking up looking like that to let you know that you are officially 21.:grin:


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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: blissedout]
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lol. this is funny

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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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I would have done it.


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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: blissedout]
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blissedout said:
Now that's what I call a rite of passage! There's nothing like waking up looking like that to let you know that you are officially 21.:grin:


:rofl:

My thoughts exactly.

On a side note, you should have just fucked her. It would have been a win win situation. She would have been happy and you would have gotten a nut off. :grin: :shrug:


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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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She asked mel ike, 6 times if she looked okay...


when a chick does that, say no..

really, they are lookinng for that initial reaction... so when she walks out of the bathroom, you have to do a double take real quick... then it's only back in the bathroom like 2 more times.


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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Phychotron]
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I can only hope my 21st goes this well in April =)

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