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Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute....
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We're fixing to leave for the bar in like, a couple of minutes...

i'm fucking wasted already.  We're gonna get her falling down drunk.  It is going to be much fun.  Fuck, am I wasted....

But we're going to some yuppie bar? I dont know if I can deal with all the yuppiness. She told me I have to take off my tie-dye.  :mad2:

I'll put on an old sweater.  Fuck that bitch anyway.  I'll report back later....


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Have funnn. :thumbup:


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"It seemed to me culture is a shabby lie. Or at least this culture is a shabby lie. If you work like a dog, you get 260 channels of bad television and a German automobile. What kind of perfection is that?"-McKenna

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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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yuppie?


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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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If you don't get piss drunk and bag some yuppie bitch then we don't want to hear about it. :wink:


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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: XUL]
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Young Urban Professional?

Basically, the young rich crowd....


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Basically the people I can't stand being around for long periods of time. :hehehe:


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"It seemed to me culture is a shabby lie. Or at least this culture is a shabby lie. If you work like a dog, you get 260 channels of bad television and a German automobile. What kind of perfection is that?"-McKenna

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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: McKennaFan200]
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I feel the same way...Fuck, this bitch is taking a long time to get ready. She asked mel ike, 6 times if she looked okay...

christ, lets go already...these 40's are wearing off quick....


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Make sure you drink lots of water tonight. Tomorrow's Madtowntripper will thank you.






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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Learyfan]
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Fuck that.

Them bitches are gonna have one helluvah hangover tomorrow, i bet you my testes.

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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: TYL3R]
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whoah, so i just like, walkd in ht door.


we seroilsyl, like, had to DRAG this chick home.

I shit you not. We dragged her like, 5 blocks.


what a lush,.

happy 21st bithday.

so i went ahead of them and grabbed my car, to drive them home. I couldnt find theim, i just got home. her face is all scratched up an dher eye is black. they tell me they just grabbed her leg ad dragged her homje.

hahahaha. she is wasted

omg. me too. i should go t sleep.
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PEACE


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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OMg, she just puked all over the hallwya.

wuth a drunk slut.

fuck, this is ridculsou. we are DRAGGINg her to the bathtub. omyg, dont cryl...;..

she is crying

ridiculousl. i am going to sleep....


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Picked her up by the leg and dragged her?

Y'all must be some WEAKLINGS.

I would've just draped that drunk ass chick over my shoulders, like any real man would've. And I'd probably get alot of butt-grabbing in the process of walking with her ass draped over my shoulder like that too. :borfase:


Now seriously, start lifting some weights, or something.




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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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So you drove home drunk as fuck? Wow that's smart, glad no one got hurt!

lol sounds like a good night out at the bar lol


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"Going to the grave without ever having a psychedelic experience is like going to the grave without ever having sex. That means you will die before even becoming an adolescent." -Terence Mckenna

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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Brakkie]
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Fuck drunk girls at that crowd. Can't stand drunk girls who can't hold their liquor.

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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Brakkie]
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I did not drive home. This bar was like, 5 blocks away. Iwalked halfway and grabbed my car and drove around the block looking for them...

no dice.

se above.

PEACe


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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update!

she is lying on her bed, screaming "Nboody loves me!" she is exceedingly drunk. this is ridiculous. omg. durnk girls SUCK. ther eis no reasonsing with her.



wow......


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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we just put her to bed on her stomach. i'm watchin gher, making sure she doesnt choke on her vomit.....

she's going to be so pissed tomorrow, when she looks at her face....


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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lol, yeah drunk girls get dramatic and drunk boys get agressive that's it lol

Is she puking? If so drag her to the bathroom and just let her sleep over the toiletbowl lol My bro did that once lol He drank like 0,5 liter of Coebergh, 0,5 liter of Wine and a couple of beers... He went to the bathroom, puked and fell asleep right there lol


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"This combines the good sides of every other drug with none of the bad. This is the ultimate luxury, the flawless wisdom-pleasure hit. More mellow and cozy than heroin, but you don't nod out. I feel more alive and wired and energetic than with speed, but not jangly. Its got the blast of cocaine, but it lasted ten times longer."

"Going to the grave without ever having a psychedelic experience is like going to the grave without ever having sex. That means you will die before even becoming an adolescent." -Terence Mckenna

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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Brakkie]
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She's puking. I'm keeping an eye on her.,....[


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Roomie is 21 in like, 1 minute.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Nice! I'm glad that there's someone responsible enough to keep an eye on someone when they're wasted themselves... lol


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"This combines the good sides of every other drug with none of the bad. This is the ultimate luxury, the flawless wisdom-pleasure hit. More mellow and cozy than heroin, but you don't nod out. I feel more alive and wired and energetic than with speed, but not jangly. Its got the blast of cocaine, but it lasted ten times longer."

"Going to the grave without ever having a psychedelic experience is like going to the grave without ever having sex. That means you will die before even becoming an adolescent." -Terence Mckenna

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