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SHY
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So there's this girl upstairs, she's my roommate and she's amazing. I might have commented on falling in love with her in the past...

Anyways, she's 4 years older than me, spins fire, has travelled the world, LOVES acid, and is a holistic nutritionist interested in cooperative living. aka. she's really cool.

and we have good talks here and there which are always initiated by her. :blush: - apperently i remind her of herself at my age, which is a great compliment.

Last nite another roommate gave her a piece of an E which i gave him.. and she ditched out on them and crawled into bed with me out of the blue, and we talked and talked and talked, and cuddled for 12 wonderous hours and she's been dropping by my room and sharing stories all day since. :smile:

She invited me up to her room "you know you can come up to my room anytime to snuggle"...

and she leaves to toronto in 7 days. :frown: ive made the other dicky older dudes in the house jealous cause their trying to sleep with her and she just laughs. Im not sure if i would even want to walk that plank.. as her and i have had similar distant or ungratifying sexual experiences in the past.

or maybe its made to be.

maybe im just bragging - yet ill probably still sleep alone tonite.

its 2oclock AM, i wouldnt wanna be rude and interrupt her sleep.

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Re: SHY [Re: headset]
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Chicks like that piss me off.

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Re: SHY [Re: headset]
    #4979068 -

are you gay or something or just like being a cock block?

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Re: SHY [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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oh the pub.

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Re: SHY [Re: headset]
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If she's not sleeping...go upstairs.

Go upstairs if she IS sleeping.


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The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.

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Re: SHY [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4979076 -

id rather just have her crawl into my bed. obviously i cant take a hint :wink:

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Re: SHY [Re: headset]
    #4979080 -

Wake her up and tell her you don't know how to operate your penis. Tell her you need help and it's an emergency.

:smile:

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Re: SHY [Re: headset]
    #4979082 -

Go get in bed with her bro dont hesitate. make shit happen. :thumbup:


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: SHY [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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after ecstacy rising...

its on.!

(oh the pathetic life of an internet junkie/idealist.)

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Re: SHY [Re: headset]
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Fuck ecstacy rising man youve got a good looking woman waiting for you upstirs. :grin: The chick waiting for you is ecstacy rising..


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: SHY [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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shes asleep either way. its just a warm body to share a bed with and some eskimo kisses.

:P

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Re: SHY [Re: headset]
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Thats ecstacy right there if you ask me.. You enjoy your night man, im off to la la land myself or atleast trying to get there anyway. :heart:


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: SHY [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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you too man.

sweet dreams

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Re: SHY [Re: headset]
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ecstacy is 4 fagz


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BoUnCy BaLL IS All SoUrCe OF LIGhT AnD HaPPiNeSS!!~! *bEEP* *beEP*

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Re: SHY [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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adjust said:
Wake her up and tell her you don't know how to operate your penis. Tell her you need help and it's an emergency.

:smile:


:lol:She'll probably try to fix it and he'll wake up with an STD and all the money stolen from his wallet.


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"this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger

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Re: SHY [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
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Desiree said:
If she's not sleeping...go upstairs.

Go upstairs if she IS sleeping.


go be with her man. you both desire this.


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.

~Casil



:cactus:

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Re: SHY [Re: TheDude]
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TheDude said:
adjust said:
Wake her up and tell her you don't know how to operate your penis. Tell her you need help and it's an emergency.

:smile:


:lol:She'll probably try to fix it and he'll wake up with an STD and all the money stolen from his wallet.


HAHAHA

man just go crawl into her bed and get at it.


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"What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?" - Bill Hicks

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Re: SHY [Re: barfightlard]
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And don't forgett to post a detailed trip, oh I mean sex report...  :goodluck:


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Re: SHY [Re: Tatsu]
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Quote:
headset said:

She invited me up to her room "you know you can come up to my room anytime to snuggle"...



If she said that to me and shes fuckable, ill be humpin her legs before she even finish saying that sentence. :lol:

peace :stoned: :thumbup:


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?Religion is science, politics is Hollywood, and 50 cent is more influential than Dali Lama; welcome to the future?
-Fontaine

"Blessed are the peacemakers." Matthew 5:9

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Re: SHY [Re: headset]
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yea buddy, get your ass off the shroomery!


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Grumpy Old Man.

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