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The Girl Just Threw Herself Out of My Car....FUCK IT.
    #5930275 - 08/04/06 01:04 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Okay.

Living w/ a girl you arent fucking = NOT POSSIBLE.

So me and the girl have been living with each other for 12 months or so, the interesting parts which have been well documented here. Tonight is a whole 'nother story. We've been drinking at the bar since like, 9. So I'm drunk. Waaaay drunk.

We're driving home, and arguing. We argue alot when we're drunk.

So like, 2 blocks from home, she opens the door and throws herself out!

This is going like, 30 MPH.

WTF?

Who does that? I stopped, looked in the rearview, and she was running at the car. So fuck it, I stepped on the gas. But honestly, this experiment has been a total failure.

Men + Women + NO SEX = WTF whas I thinknigt?

God, this girl is fucking crazyy. I swear, this started as an argument over whether philosophy is a worthy college major. I say no, she says yes, and fights ensue.

We almost had it out in the bar. I'm not saying we havent fucked around. We have...2 20'something kids in an aparment together. I'm just sayin gthat she's completel FUCKED.

Ugh...I dont even know whta to say. I'm trashed...And really really really dont want to goi home....


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: The Girl Just Threw Herself Out of My Car....FUCK IT. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5930279 - 08/04/06 01:06 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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this started as an argument over whether philosophy is a worthy college major. I say no




Well goddamnit. You need to be slapped.


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Re: The Girl Just Threw Herself Out of My Car....FUCK IT. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5930280 - 08/04/06 01:06 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe it could work if you weren't living with a crazy car diving woman. She's totally wrong about philosophy too...


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Re: The Girl Just Threw Herself Out of My Car....FUCK IT. [Re: Wysefool]
    #5930284 - 08/04/06 01:08 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

No doubt!

I'm trying to explain to her, that philosophy is total bullshit!

Its just people sitting around and talking, and putting it onto a page!

I'm a geophysics major, a senior, and THAT is a real science.

Half the shit these philosophy majors preach as the gospel truth is just obviously false, roussaeu for exammple.

BULLSHIT.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: The Girl Just Threw Herself Out of My Car....FUCK IT. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5930285 - 08/04/06 01:08 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Madtowntripper said:


So like, 2 blocks from home, she opens the door and throws herself out!

This is going like, 30 MPH.

WTF?

Who does that?  I stopped, looked in the rearview, and she was running at the car.  So fuck it, I stepped on the gas.  But honestly, this experiment has been a total failure. 





:what:

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Re: The Girl Just Threw Herself Out of My Car....FUCK IT. [Re: Terrapin77]
    #5930286 - 08/04/06 01:09 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Your telling me...


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If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: The Girl Just Threw Herself Out of My Car....FUCK IT. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5930289 - 08/04/06 01:11 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Put her shit in the front yard add lighter fluid add flame = playing her game. give her a taste of her own medicine.


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Re: The Girl Just Threw Herself Out of My Car....FUCK IT. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5930294 - 08/04/06 01:13 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Perhaps she suddenly assumed that this world was an illusion, and that she had to throw herself from the vehicle to break free of it.

Naturally in philisophical tradition she doesn't need to test it out to think it's the truth, so she just jumped right in.

:lol:

I'm being a smartass, but to be serious... philosophy majors don't exactly offer any career choices. Philosophy is not a science. Honestly, it's more like a hobby.


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Re: The Girl Just Threw Herself Out of My Car....FUCK IT. [Re: Terrapin77]
    #5930295 - 08/04/06 01:14 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Fuck it. I honestly dont care that much.

I dont hate her, but she apparently hates herself, and I'm not going to enable anything she does, be it hating herself or otherwise.

Fuck It.

Why involve myself?

Our lease is up in 3 weeks...I can hold out that long.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: The Girl Just Threw Herself Out of My Car....FUCK IT. [Re: Terrapin77]
    #5930296 - 08/04/06 01:14 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Your lucky she didn't get hurt and you didn't get arrested for DWI


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Re: The Girl Just Threw Herself Out of My Car....FUCK IT. [Re: Konnrade]
    #5930298 - 08/04/06 01:15 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Philosophy is not a science. Honestly, it's more like a hobby.




:lol:

Says the Christian.


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Re: The Girl Just Threw Herself Out of My Car....FUCK IT. [Re: Rahie]
    #5930301 - 08/04/06 01:15 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

From a philosophy professor himself on the first day of class:

"Majoring in just philosophy is a $40,000 peice of toiler paper"


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Re: The Girl Just Threw Herself Out of My Car....FUCK IT. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5930303 - 08/04/06 01:17 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Madtowntripper said:
Fuck it. I honestly dont care that much.

I dont hate her, but she apparently hates herself, and I'm not going to enable anything she does, be it hating herself or otherwise.

Fuck It.

Why involve myself?

Our lease is up in 3 weeks...I can hold out that long.




That sounds like a better idea whith much, much less jail time.


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Re: The Girl Just Threw Herself Out of My Car....FUCK IT. [Re: Rahie]
    #5930305 - 08/04/06 01:18 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Your lucky she didn't get hurt and you didn't get arrested for DWI




Its 2 blocks away from the house.  I could have parked the car 10 feet away from where she threw herself out and not gotten a ticket.

But yes, I am terribly irresponsible for driving .25 miles while drunk.

Get a life.  :shrug:


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If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: The Girl Just Threw Herself Out of My Car....FUCK IT. [Re: it stars saddam]
    #5930307 - 08/04/06 01:18 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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itstarssaddam said:
Quote:

Konnrade said:
Philosophy is not a science. Honestly, it's more like a hobby.




:lol:

Says the Christian.




Having a religion doesn't mean that I don't know that philosophy can't prove a damn thing, and can't make money.

That's why I study science, you can actually make a living with it.


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Re: The Girl Just Threw Herself Out of My Car....FUCK IT. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5930308 - 08/04/06 01:19 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Wipe your ass with all her clothes. Do her pillow covers as well. Fill her hair dryer with flour so it sticks to her wet hair. Pee in left over foods you know she will eat.

Im sure she will move out soon after


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For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.



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Re: The Girl Just Threw Herself Out of My Car....FUCK IT. [Re: Konnrade]
    #5930311 - 08/04/06 01:19 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Philosophy is utterly ridiculous.

Completely.

Take this from someone who lived with 2 Art History/Philo majors for a year.

Its dumb as hell. 90% oif it can be proven false by a retard with a notebook.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: The Girl Just Threw Herself Out of My Car....FUCK IT. [Re: Konnrade]
    #5930313 - 08/04/06 01:20 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Religion is philosophy. Rather disjointed, but philosophy nonetheless.


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Re: The Girl Just Threw Herself Out of My Car....FUCK IT. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5930314 - 08/04/06 01:21 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Its dumb as hell. 90% oif it can be proven false by a retard with a notebook.




90% of it huh?


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Re: The Girl Just Threw Herself Out of My Car....FUCK IT. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5930318 - 08/04/06 01:22 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Too bad she didn't get run over somehow in the process.


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