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Professor wants mushrooms!.!?!.!
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So in my Enlish class we are writing persuasive research papers. The Paper has to have a min of 10 pages so i thought i might as well write about something i'm passionate about: psychedelics.
So i talked to her about it and she was pretty into it. I had some books with me like the psychedelics encylopedia and food of the gods, so i showed them to her, and she half muttered, something along the lines of "i wish i had some mushrooms".
this totally caught me of guard, and i was like "excuse me?" and she was like, "you heard me, i wish i had done some mushrooms" I replied saying that its never too late and she said that her social circle is a bit old for that stuff. She is, i would guess, in her 60s.
She's a pretty chill teacher, she is into spirituality and i convinced her to let me bring my drum into class one day.
But how weird is that, i almost want to bring her some mushrooms. what do you guys thing?


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Re: Professor wants mushrooms!.!?!.! [Re: Dimmy]
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Do it dude, just hope she doesn't stab you in the back and expel you.

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Re: Professor wants mushrooms!.!?!.! [Re: Dimmy]
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If someone was to place them on her desk with dosage info... then you wouldn't know how they got there, right? :wink:

It is risky as hell but I always hook up people who tell me they "used to smoke weed" because it usually means "until I couldn't find it any more, can you please, please, for the love of God PLEASE, get me high?!?!?!?"

Actually failed a drug test at an old job. Got called into the office and the owner said, basically, you don't get high here at work, do you? I said no, then he said, "Can you get me some?" I got him a bag and he smoked it before a Stones tour, I'm told. Worked there four years after that and never had a problem.

Only bummer was I could not get their insurance because of the + on the whiz quiz.

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Re: Professor wants mushrooms!.!?!.! [Re: Dimmy]
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Don't do it, but give her a spore print :smile:

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Re: Professor wants mushrooms!.!?!.! [Re: Mezcal]
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ya dude... give her a spore print and this web site... nothing illegal there..

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Re: Professor wants mushrooms!.!?!.! [Re: AliceDee]
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thats awesome, before the year ends you should give them to her in a little box wrapped up.  or maybe even for christmas :wink:


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Re: Professor wants mushrooms!.!?!.! [Re: ShroomArtist84]
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I say leave some for her with the erowid link, and pictures of P. cubensis, and dosage info. A gift is a gift, and if she doesn't know(can't prove) its you, who cares.


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Re: Professor wants mushrooms!.!?!.! [Re: mycogirl]
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actually i would leav eit with her about a week before finals for an extra bonus. and do the same the others have said annonymous, with dosage info


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Re: Professor wants mushrooms!.!?!.! [Re: Dimmy]
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good looking?

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Re: Professor wants mushrooms!.!?!.! [Re: Dimmy]
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not so far fetched.....teachers are people too :smile:

i've had some of my best journeys with an old teacher of mine.......

but since only you can be the judge of her personality, its your call....if your worried go the annonymous route


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Re: Professor wants mushrooms!.!?!.! [Re: Schwip]
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2 in the pink...one in da..

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Re: Professor wants mushrooms!.!?!.! [Re: Dimmy]
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hook it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,,,,,,,,,,, dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!man!


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Re: Professor wants mushrooms!.!?!.! [Re: Mezcal]
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snyder said:
Don't do it, but give her a spore print :smile:


She wont do it. Even some experienced trippers want nothing to do with cultivation. Think a teacher will just pick up a spore print and start a grow op in her home just to remeniscence the old days?

As someone said, just leave her a bag with dosage info, and speak nothing of it. You'll feel better at heart and be legally safe.


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Re: Professor wants mushrooms!.!?!.! [Re: Dimmy]
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haha, the guy who taught me about shrooms and sent me my first prints is in january going to china to become an english teacher...
give the lady some shrooms, wrapped as a present or something, and no, she might not even trust herself to grow them properly, just give her some. will get you a good grade for sure
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Re: Professor wants mushrooms!.!?!.! [Re: eligal]
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I was in a play and dosed some lsd with the director and another girl..lol it was fun :smile:


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Re: Professor wants mushrooms!.!?!.! [Re: kingfish4200]
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Yeah, give her some shrooms!
College professors (especially in fields like English, philosophy, etc) are usually cool with soft drug use.

My college philosophy professor was the coolest guy ever, he told us he took peyote with Allen Ginsberg back in the day and smoked weed with us at the end of the school year. He used to be a beatnik.

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Re: Professor wants mushrooms!.!?!.! [Re: champ]
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we're gettin absolutly liquored with our one prof at grad, but to smoke with your prof would be awesome!


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Re: Professor wants mushrooms!.!?!.! [Re: Yarry]
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Give it to her after finals, so she doesnt think your buttering her up for a good grade....

that could backfire easily....


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If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Professor wants mushrooms!.!?!.! [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Agreed, if you must share, do it after you're finished with the class.

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Re: Professor wants mushrooms!.!?!.! [Re: nookjohn]
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Wow man, I haven't had a professor like that yet. That's pretty nice. I say go for it.

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