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Papaver
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Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis

#1289176 - 02/07/03 02:39 PM (23 years, 8 months ago)

Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis

hey charlie i'm pregnant
and living on the 9th street
right above a dirty bookstore
off euclid avenue
and i stopped takin dope
and i quit drinkin whiskey
and my old man plays the trombone
and works out at the track

and he says that he loves me
even though its not his baby
and he says that he'll raise him up
like he would his own son
and he gave me a ring
that was worn by his mother
and he takes me out dancin
every saturday night.

and hey charlie i think about you
everytime i pass a fillin station
om account of all the grease
you used to wear in your hair
and i still have that record
of little anthony & the imperials
but someone stole my record player
now how do you like that?

hey charlie i almost went crazy
after mario got busted
so i went back to omaha to
live with my folks
but everyone i used to know
was either dead or in prison
so i came back to minneapolis
this time i think i'm gonna stay.

hey charlie i think i'm happy
for the first time since my accident
and i wish i had all the money
that we used to spend on dope
i'd buy me a used car lot
and i wouldn't sell any of em
i'd just drive a different car
every day, dependin on how
i feel

hey charlie for chrissakes
do you want to know the
truth of it?
i don't have a husband
he don't play the trombone
and i need to borrow money
to pay this lawyer
and charlie, hey
i'll be eligible for parole
come valentines day

--VVVVV

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G a n j a
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Re: Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis

[Re: Papaver]
#1289906 - 02/07/03 08:23 PM (23 years, 8 months ago)

You been going through my post again ? :mad:

:mad:

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Papaver
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Posts: 26,880
Loc: Radio Free Tibet!

Re: Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis

[Re: G a n j a]
#1292220 - 02/08/03 10:06 PM (23 years, 8 months ago)

LoLz!

:grin:

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Blue_JAY
Stylin MOFO

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Re: Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis

[Re: Papaver]
#1293274 - 02/09/03 09:45 AM (23 years, 8 months ago)

so WHO'S charlie?

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G a n j a
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Re: Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis

[Re: Blue_JAY]
#1293327 - 02/09/03 10:02 AM (23 years, 8 months ago)

:crazy:

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lonboy
goomba

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Re: Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis

[Re: Papaver]
#1355213 - 03/06/03 02:19 PM (23 years, 7 months ago)

It's nice to see another Tom Waits fan out there.

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afoaf
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Re: Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis

[Re: lonboy]
#1355449 - 03/06/03 04:38 PM (23 years, 7 months ago)

Tom Waits?

isn't that a phish tune?

:ooo:

:ooo:

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lonboy
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Re: Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis

[Re: afoaf]
#1358095 - 03/08/03 10:17 AM (23 years, 7 months ago)

if phish covers some of tom waits songs i would love to check them out.

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TheHateCamel
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Re: Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis *DELETED*

[Re: afoaf]
#1358224 - 03/08/03 11:56 AM (23 years, 7 months ago)

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Reason for deletion: vc

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Papaver
Madmin Emeritus?

Registered: 06/01/02
Posts: 26,880
Loc: Radio Free Tibet!

Re: Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis

[Re: TheHateCamel]
#1358987 - 03/08/03 06:12 PM (23 years, 7 months ago)

For those interested, I found a rare Tom Waits interview while digging around the NPR, Fresh Air, archives the other day. It was from last year, and in it, he discusses his two recent albums, "Blood Money," and "Alice."

He does not disappoint! :cool:

:cool:

Tom Waits Interview (RealAudio Feed)

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TheHateCamel
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[Re: Papaver]
#1359822 - 03/09/03 06:52 AM (23 years, 7 months ago)

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TheWay
just some dude

Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 163
Loc: free

Re: Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis

[Re: TheHateCamel]
#5016800 - 12/05/05 08:15 AM (20 years, 10 months ago)

:doggull:

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[Re: TheWay]
#5016838 - 12/05/05 08:27 AM (20 years, 10 months ago)

Post deleted by blinkidiot

Reason for deletion: Im sorry

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Adom
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Re: Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis

[Re: blink]
#5016843 - 12/05/05 08:28 AM (20 years, 10 months ago)

This guy is going for the record.

I think it's the related threads thing at the bottom of the page.

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Madtowntripper
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Re: Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis

[Re: Adom]
#5016936 - 12/05/05 09:00 AM (20 years, 10 months ago)

I'm usually pissed about bumping old threads, but enjoyed this one....

I'll grant a reprieve....Dont start bumping crappy ones though, or we'll string you from bloody gibbet....

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Re: Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis

[Re: Papaver]
#5016939 - 12/05/05 09:01 AM (20 years, 10 months ago)

aww i miss papaver. :sad:

:sad:

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Ripple
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Re: Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis

[Re: Madtowntripper]
#5017196 - 12/05/05 10:44 AM (20 years, 10 months ago)

Good one to bump!

I miss pappy too!

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ohmatic
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Re: Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis

[Re: blink]
#5017286 - 12/05/05 11:12 AM (20 years, 10 months ago)

blinkidiot said:

TheWay said:

what's up with people bumping old threads like this.

i wonder too..
peace ohm :mushroom2:

:mushroom2:

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Corporal Kielbasa

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Re: Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis

[Re: Ripple]
#5017398 - 12/05/05 11:33 AM (20 years, 10 months ago)

Pappy is a neat soul! Glad i had the chance to talk with him and hang out for a weekend.

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