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Offlinedaimyo
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Re: 15 things to do at walmart when.... [Re: DNKYD]
    #4807355 - 10/15/05 12:36 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

:yesnod:


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Re: 15 things to do at walmart when.... [Re: daimyo]
    #4807485 - 10/15/05 01:11 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

"11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly
humming the theme from "Mission Impossible.""
:rofl2:
my favorite... dont think i could pull this off easily but watching someone do it would be hilarious...


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Re: 15 things to do at walmart when.... [Re: AliceDee]
    #4807778 - 10/15/05 02:39 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

I can't stand all the fucked up fucks at walmart. I step in there and see bunchs of ghetto kids, messed up natives with like 500 kids running around wildly, crazy looking hermits and the lowest looking people you could ever find in society. It's too sad to step in a walmart, that shit brings me down so much.

Not to be some elitist dick, but yeah the only time I go to walmart is if I'm picking up some contact lens every few months, or getting some sort of cheap munchies or something. It's just too depressing.


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Re: 15 things to do at walmart when.... [Re: browndustin]
    #4807801 - 10/15/05 02:44 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Hmm, sounds like ghettomart.

The walmart here isn't like that. I go there for all my cultivation needs......and for socks. I prefer going to the mall, but I'm not ashamed to admit that I shop at walmart occasionally.


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Re: 15 things to do at walmart when.... [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4807813 - 10/15/05 02:46 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

best one

"10. While handling guns in the hunting department,
ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants
are.
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Re: 15 things to do at walmart when.... [Re: barfightlard]
    #4807826 - 10/15/05 02:51 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

bellylard said:
best one

"10. While handling guns in the hunting department,
ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants
are.
"




That one is the best one.


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Re: 15 things to do at walmart when.... [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4807844 - 10/15/05 02:55 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

16. Go in wearing a black trenchcoat and go to the gun sections and ask if there is a time hold on gun sales because you need one tonight.

17. Go in wearing a black trenchcoat and tell them you want as many 12 gauge shells as they have.


Edited by AliceDee (10/15/05 02:59 PM)


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Re: 15 things to do at walmart when.... [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4807858 - 10/15/05 02:57 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

The Walmarts here are frequented by the lower class degenerates. I almost feel bad walking into them(and not just because its a shitmart).

The ones in the uppity towns are frequented by the soccer mom types. Equally disgusting, but cleaner. Less packs if wild half-naked children running rampantly through the store while Peggy-Sue and Shequiesha are looking for cheap cigarettes and condoms.


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Re: 15 things to do at walmart when.... [Re: daimyo]
    #4807870 - 10/15/05 02:59 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

daimyo said:
Less packs if wild half-naked children running rampantly through the store while Peggy-Sue and Shequiesha are looking for cheap cigarettes and condoms.




:lol:


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Re: 15 things to do at walmart when.... [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4811006 - 10/16/05 01:31 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
peoples carts when they aren't looking.


4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an
official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares......and see
what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's
on lay away.


7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell
other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring
pillows from the bedding department.


8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to
cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me
alone?'


13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse
through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"






1.Done it,and I work there, we?ve put tampon boxes in carts before ,too!

4.Code three is nothing. They?ll ask you ?what the fuck?? Codes are all in colors other then Code Adam.

8. Good luck at finding some one to help you. We make you come to us. :smirk:

13. Have you ever seen these racks at most(every wal*mart I?ve been in) They are these racks that have four long prong like things sticking off of them, called four ways) Because trust us, we would have already done this.  :grin:

My buddy and I were putting an end cap of tuna together. There was only one kind, but we found a flip sign that said "your choice", We walked away to build something else, and later saw a couple looking through, Then the man turned to the woman and said?you know, I really only see one kind here? Goes to show that some costumers do know how to read. I love most of my co-workers.

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