Desiree said:

15 Things to do at Walmart while your spouse/partner
is taking their sweet time:


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
peoples carts when they aren't looking.


2.Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.


3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading
to the rest rooms.



4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an
official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares......and see
what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's
on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell
other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring
pillows from the bedding department.


8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to
cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me
alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a
mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department,
ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants
are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly
humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna
look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse
through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud
speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!
NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last but not least

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait
a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet
paper in here!"

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Interesting that you chose to make a thread on this subject....

daimyo said:

OK, so I looked it up a little and it appears to have to do with a return or not wanting an already rung up item.  Not anywhere near as interesting as I had thought.

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If you really want to mess with them this would be the MEANEST thing to do.  Use code adam.  It would be alot easier if you could get on the intercom though.  Code adam is the code saying that there is a missing kid. All the workers go block doors run around the store looking for kids.

BTW code adam was named after a child that was grabed in the grociery store and was found dead somewhere .

Stonerguy said:

BTW code adam was named after a child that was grabed in the grociery store and was found dead somewhere .

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It was named after Adam Walsh...son of John Walsh.

John Walsh is cofounder of the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children and host of FOX television's "America's Most Wanted."

and most recently...the John Walsh Show.
John Walsh did a show on the death of "Ripper"...a fellow Shroomerite.
Ripper OD'd while in IRC chat here.


tc

Roadkill said:

Stonerguy said:

BTW code adam was named after a child that was grabed in the grociery store and was found dead somewhere .

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It was named after Adam Walsh...son of John Walsh.

John Walsh is cofounder of the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children and host of FOX television's "America's Most Wanted."

and most recently...the John Walsh Show.
John Walsh did a show on the death of "Ripper"...a fellow Shroomerite.
Ripper OD'd while in IRC chat here.


tc

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gregorio said:

I thought you were on your way to California?

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Desiree said:

Ahh...boring. I wonder what the shoplifter code is?

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