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My uvula swelled up yesterday.
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Like, out of nowhere.

I was sitting there, my throat felt a bit sore.

Then it suddenly felt like there was something big caught in my throat, so I did the normal muscle movements you do with your throat to dislodge things... and I could feel the thing moving around.

So I looked in the mirror and my uvula was HUGE. Like a fucking thumb hanging down in the back of my throat... or a shiney slug. I had to look up when I talked, because the damn thing would flap forward onto my tongue, tickling my gag reflex.

According to Google, it's not an abnormal thing to happen... but it's still freakin' weird.

It's pretty much back to normal now. Just a little bit sore... but what the hell?


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"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson
http://phluck.is-after.us

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Re: My uvula swelled up yesterday. [Re: Phluck]
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Did you drink red wine?


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: My uvula swelled up yesterday. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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This has happened to me like 3 times. Every time, I drank red wine the night before. Usually in large quantities. I found other people's writings on the internet attesting to the same thing.  Sometimes it's just alcohol in general.


Shitty feeling though, like you're always about to cough something up. Mine was resting on the back of my tongue. :lol:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: My uvula swelled up yesterday. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Nope, and I considered the drinking thing, but I only had 4 beers the night before. It wasn't even swollen when I woke up, it just suddenly went ballistic around 2pm.


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"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson
http://phluck.is-after.us

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Re: My uvula swelled up yesterday. [Re: Phluck]
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THat's really strange. I hate that feeling!


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: My uvula swelled up yesterday. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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My uvula is pissing me off!

:lol:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: My uvula swelled up yesterday. [Re: Phluck]
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amputate it
that'll teach it
and you can give Hella_Head, too

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Re: My uvula swelled up yesterday. [Re: Phluck]
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it's most commonly from repeated bumping or stimulation to the uvula.

if you let it rest it the swelling will subside

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Re: My uvula swelled up yesterday. [Re: goobler]
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:blowjob:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: My uvula swelled up yesterday. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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???!?!?!?

I would never infer....

:shocked:

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Re: My uvula swelled up yesterday. [Re: goobler]
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Woah, sorry, I totally just crossed a line.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: My uvula swelled up yesterday. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


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"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson
http://phluck.is-after.us

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Re: My uvula swelled up yesterday. [Re: Phluck]
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my vulva is swelling up as well!

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Re: My uvula swelled up yesterday. [Re: qhr0me]
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lol, that happened to me when I had mono. What a horrible sickness...


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he told me about the true meaning of life...
then he gave me a pretzel..."

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