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Mushroom-Hut Shop: Substrate Mix

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Re: The Gash [Re: Boom]
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I once put a knife through my hand, and nailed it to a table, when I was stoned/drunk.


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"I sat on the bus next to God once,
he told me about the true meaning of life...
then he gave me a pretzel..."

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Re: The Gash [Re: License_to_Chill]
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That's pretty insane

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Re: The Gash [Re: License_to_Chill]
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:what:

y:lol:

did u take a pic


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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because i won't.

General George S. Patton
:paranoid:

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Re: The Gash [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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damn I am....you know how it is


old senile


bah

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Re: The Gash [Re: goobler]
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You got plenty of good years in you.

Got any cool battle scars goobs?


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: The Gash [Re: Boom]
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Yea, I was at a friend's house with a bunch of other people.  We were all hitting on the bong, drinking whiskey, when all of a sudden the munchies hit me really bad. 
I went searching in the kitchen for something to eat and set my sights on this can of corned beef hash.  I kept asking people for the can opener, but no one would answer me.  So, I grabbed a knife and started hacking at it.  Then, it just kinda went blank on me.  Next thing I remember I was half way through the can, stab holes everywhere, when I came down again, really hard...missed, the can and straight through my hand.  (Between my thumb and index finger, so no bones were hit.) 
I didn't feel a thing.  I tried to lift my hand up, but realized that I couldn't.  I looked down and saw a knife sticking into my hand a little bit of blood coming out.  I just asked for someone to come over.  And the one half-way sober guy yells, "Jesus Christ!" Thats when I realized I had nailed my own hand to the table.  (Pretty ironic choice of words he used, since I had just put a metal stake in my hand.)
He came over there, and tried to pull out, but couldn't.  So, he had to rock the knife back and forth, til it finally came loose.  Once he  yanked it out, a little geyser of blood came forth and they went to grab a towel for me to wrap my hand in.  After that, I just sat back on the couch, hit the bong a few more times, had a couple hit of Jack Daniels, and crashed out.
When, I woke up, I completely forgot what had happend and was wondering why a blood soaked towel was on my hand.  I took it off, and held up my hand only to see light shining through the hole.  Then, I said to myself "Ooohh yeaaah...now, I remember."
It was too late for me to get stitches, so I let it heal on its own.  Not too big of a scar either.  But,  funny story to tell when someone asks about it. :smile:


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"I sat on the bus next to God once,
he told me about the true meaning of life...
then he gave me a pretzel..."

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Re: The Gash [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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a few.


almost cut my leg off at the knee with a chainsaw

a few knife wounds

a bullet hole

cracked open skull....

etc

typical stuff

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Re: The Gash [Re: goobler]
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Jeezum...I had a fractured elbow, and I have a scar on my knee from flying forward off of my bike when the brakes locked up and landing directly kneefirst on a sharp rock.

I have another scar on my hand from my sister digging her thumbnail into my flesh cuz I was annoying her.

My favorite one disappeared, it was a long scar down the side of my forearm from when I fired a rifle for the first time, and a shell casing popped out and into the wide sleeves of my jacker and slid down my arm.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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