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Re: Stitches? yay or nay [Re: qman]
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OP needs 2 to 3 stitches IMO


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Re: Stitches? yay or nay [Re: Patlal]
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Put a couple maggots in there, wrap it up, put a tourniquet on your arm, and get to the ER ASAP.

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Re: Stitches? yay or nay [Re: Lophosaurus]
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If you were to go to a hospital they would probably give you a few stitches, however you really don't need them IMO. Clean and disinfect the area, get a bandage and some superglue and glue the wound together. You're going to be left with a scar but who gives a fuck, chicks dig scars.


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Re: Stitches? yay or nay [Re: falsereality]
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Hmm. Yea I don't really mind the scar at all, my hands are already full of them

I wonder if I'd get some pills if I complained abut pain enough...doubt it


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Re: Stitches? yay or nay [Re: JvF]
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You do not need stitches, and they wouldn't give you pills for that tiny little cut.

I'm hoping this thread was more for the sake of conversation than it was you actually considering getting stitches. Are we not men?

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Re: Stitches? yay or nay [Re: 1234go]
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It was more for my gf to stop complaining that I need to go to the hospital


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Re: Stitches? yay or nay [Re: Lophosaurus] * 1
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Lophosaurus said:
Put a couple maggots in there, wrap it up, put a tourniquet on your arm, and get to the ER ASAP.



as his physician, I agree with this course of action and he shall need 2 blood lettings to release the demons


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Re: Stitches? yay or nay [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Md,s don't like it when u come In like 8 hours after u cut yourself they think their gonna seal in a buncha bacteria


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Re: Stitches? yay or nay [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
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Prisoner#1 said:
Lophosaurus said:
Put a couple maggots in there, wrap it up, put a tourniquet on your arm, and get to the ER ASAP.



as his physician, I agree with this course of action and he shall need 2 blood lettings to release the demons


Either he could do all of that or he could just go and get some healing crystals from the nearest wook. If he was wearing healing crystals this wouldn't even be an active thread anymore and might not have happened in the first place if they were pure enough.

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Re: Stitches? yay or nay [Re: JvF]
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Understood.

I can't talk, I've gotten stitches for a cut not too much worse than that. I felt kinda silly afterwards.
In my defense, I had a cooking class the next morning and didn't need a gaping wound on my hand.

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Re: Stitches? yay or nay [Re: Lophosaurus] * 1
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Lophosaurus said:
Prisoner#1 said:
Lophosaurus said:
Put a couple maggots in there, wrap it up, put a tourniquet on your arm, and get to the ER ASAP.



as his physician, I agree with this course of action and he shall need 2 blood lettings to release the demons


Either he could do all of that or he could just go and get some healing crystals from the nearest wook. If he was wearing healing crystals this wouldn't even be an active thread anymore and might not have happened in the first place if they were pure enough.



it all depends on the vibratiosn of the crystals and how they feel about healing him




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Re: Stitches? yay or nay [Re: JvF] * 3
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That's a little scratch, if I was a doctor and you came into my office for that, I'd prescribe you a bottle of johnson & johnson no more tears shampoo for crybaby pussies and a box of tissues.

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Re: Stitches? yay or nay [Re: JvF]
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nah.  clean it and throw a butterfly band aid on that bitch and you'll be fine.  probably won't even really scar if you use the band aids.


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Re: Stitches? yay or nay [Re: JvF] * 3
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JvF said:
It was more for my gf to stop complaining that I need to go to the hospital


A 2nd opinion suggests you put that finger in cider.














Probably should put your dick inside her, too... :cookiemonster:
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Re: Stitches? yay or nay [Re: Rustifer]
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Rustifer said:
That's a little scratch, if I was a doctor and you came into my office for that, I'd prescribe you a bottle of johnson & johnson no more tears shampoo for crybaby pussies and a box of tissues.


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Re: Stitches? yay or nay [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
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What you need to do, is go out into the woods, find yourself a rabbit or whatever animal you can get your hands on. Then you must smear yourself in its blood and wait for a predator to find you. Personally I'm a fan of Bear, but wolf, cougar, hell even a lynx would work. But none of that coyote shit.

Once it has found you, you must wrestle it to the ground and kill it with your bare hands. You must then cut out its heart and eat it raw. Once this is completed skin the animal and wear it's fur, now locate a tendon, you must remove the tendons and let them dry fully. The animals meat should sustain you through this process (it's why I like bear, more meat on them)
Once dry you can turn the tendon into sinew, turn that into thread, and stitch the wound shut yourself.


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Re: Stitches? yay or nay [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
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Super glue works really well on cuts like that IME

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Re: Stitches? yay or nay [Re: Oral]
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Yea ended up not using glue or anything. Just a bit of neosporin here and here along with ISO seems to be doing me fine


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