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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Todcasil]
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life is a struggle then you die still trying to get a peace of that apple pie ay?

so hows the weather?

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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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hehe finally getting to cool down a bit here in teh sonoran desert.

i cant wait for an excuse to wear my beanie and a jacket lol

even though itll only be like 70.

Aristoners have to amuse themsleves in the winter somehow :shrug:


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.

~Casil



:cactus:

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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Todcasil]
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Damn those sucubises. They should make a law where they have to wear shirts or something that tell you there sucubises.

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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Kenny7822]
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Make lots and lots of money. Women love that in a guy.


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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Kenny7822]
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Kenny said:

I fell in love with this girl, the only problem is she?s engaged and I knew this from the start. I thought that she was broken up with the guy for good though, that?s what she told me anyway. So, last night I was telling her about how I felt and how I thought that we should be more than friends and she told me that she was still in love with this other guy.

Translated into English:

Her fiance was in jail. She felt like getting some dick. She met you. She lied to you about her relationship. You probably fucked her several times. Now that it is time for the fiance to get out of jail, she is ready to go back with him. She has used you for what she wanted (i.e. sex and attention). Now, she extended some bait to keep stringing you along ("well...maybe you could win my heart"). The amount of pussy that you get will be drastically decreased and you will become her bitch. She will use you for rides, money, and attention when she needs it.


1. This guy is going to find out and probably beat the hell out of you if you pursue her.
2. She obviously likes this other guy. So even if you did manage to "win" her, she will still be hanging on/fucking this other guy.
3. Girls like this crave guy attention. If she was serious relationship material, she would not have been hanging with you and leading you on while her fiance was in jail. Even if she did go with you, I guarantee you she will be fucking other dudes in a couple of months. That's how girls like this are.
4. When a girl says something like, "You'll have to win my heart" it means that she is a bitch who wants guys to fight over her.


Fuck this bitch. Trust me on this one.

Edited by RandalFlagg (09/10/05 11:29 AM)

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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Kenny7822]
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poke her a few more times, then bounce.

fiancee in jail = danger

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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
1. This guy is going to find out and probably beat the hell out of you if you pursue her.
2. She obviously likes this other guy. So even if you did manage to "win" her, she will still be hanging on/fucking this other guy.
3. Girls like this crave guy attention. If she was serious relationship material, she would not have been hanging with you and leading you on while her fiance was in jail. Even if she did go with you, I guarantee you she will be fucking other dudes in a couple of months. That's how girls like this are.
4. When a girl says something like, "You'll have to win my heart" it means that she is a bitch who wants guys to fight over her.


Fuck this bitch. Trust me on this one.


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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: blink]
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blinkidiot said:
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Kenny7822 said:I fell in love with this girl, the only problem is she?s engaged and I knew this from the start.


Run.


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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Silversoul]
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Paradigm said:
Make lots and lots of money. Women love that in a guy.


bingo.
while there is a myriad of criteria one is synonymous to all women.
$$$$
Every female "measuring up session" I've listened in on brings this subject up every time. Never fails. It may or may not be the primary criteria but it will always and forever be a factor. The ability to be independent and provide for oneself should be a factor but the amount of $$$ being generated really shouldn't be.

I digress, this is OT... The the Parent; listen to the very words coming out of the girl's mouth. You are only going to hurt yourself if you don't.

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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: debianlinux]
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What attracts 90% of women to men (not all women subscribe to the following formula, but most do):

There are four categories. Some women focus on one particular category and other women focus on other categories.

1. How good looking you are.
2. How "bad" you are. In other words, how much of a sexy rebellious and "the system can't tame me" act you have going.
3. How much money you have.
4. How much of an Alpha male you are. An Alpha male is somebody who is very charismatic, always rises to the top of whatever social group he is in (whether it be a Fortune 500 company, a music scene, a group of friends, etc...), and who has a lot of confidence.

If you have any one of those four categories you will be able to pick up women. There are some guys who have all of those categories. Needless to say they have to beat women off with a stick.

Edited by RandalFlagg (09/10/05 11:39 AM)

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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: blink]
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blinkidiot said:
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Kenny7822 said:I fell in love with this girl, the only problem is she?s engaged and I knew this from the start.


Run.


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Women are just like men, sometimes they don't really say what they mean.

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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: RandalFlagg]
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you should write as book, or become a motivational speaker or something.

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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: FooMan]
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Women are liars! LIARS!


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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
2. How "bad" you are. In other words, how much of a sexy rebellious and "the system can't tame me" act you have going.


this is the one that works against you after a few years of marriage. i know this.

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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Vex]
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Haha...a misogynist motivational speaker that disses women and their motivations. That would be hilarious.

But to be honest, us guys are not that much different with our selfish desires when we look for mates. It's just that we are more honest about our intentions than women are (excluding guys that lie in order to get pussy). We want a good-looking woman who likes to fuck, will be loyal, and will be there for us when we need them. If a woman does those things, a guy will hang onto her for the rest of his life.

Edited by RandalFlagg (09/10/05 12:01 PM)

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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: debianlinux]
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You seem very James Deanesque.


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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: debianlinux]
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thats cuz she thought she could tame you, but you're no simple man. She can't hold you down because, well, you're just as free as a bird. It's that smell you know, the smell of victory. Like a sweet sweet summers day in my sweet alabama home. ahhh dirty deeds done dirt cheap.

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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
What attracts 90% of women to men (not all women subscribe to the following formula, but most do):

There are four categories. Some women focus on one particular category and other women focus on other categories.

1. How good looking you are.
2. How "bad" you are. In other words, how much of a sexy rebellious and "the system can't tame me" act you have going.
3. How much money you have.
4. How much of an Alpha male you are. An Alpha male is somebody who is very charismatic, always rises to the top of whatever social group he is in (whether it be a Fortune 500 company, a music scene, a group of friends, etc...), and who has a lot of confidence.

If you have any one of those four categories you will be able to pick up women. There are some guys who have all of those categories. Needless to say they have to beat women off with a stick.


Sad but true!

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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: debianlinux]
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debianlinux said:
RandalFlagg said:
2. How "bad" you are. In other words, how much of a sexy rebellious and "the system can't tame me" act you have going.


this is the one that works against you after a few years of marriage. i know this.



I'm sure that is true (I don't know for sure as I've never been married), but it works wonders for picking up women (especially younger ones).

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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
It's just that we are more honest about our intentions than women are (excluding guys that lie in order to get pussy).  We want a good-looking woman who likes to fuck, will be somewhat loyal, and will be there for us when we need them.  If a woman does those things, a guy will hang onto her for the rest of his life.


You nailed it. :grin:

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