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OfflineJon
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Will I win her heart with this?
    #3533288 - 12/22/04 10:20 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

In the waking of every forsaken night, I only think about writing love letters to people I dont know. Should I slip this somewhere she might find it?

The fact that you don?t see a single name on this sheet of paper would probably give you the first impression that you have a secret admirer. No its not really like that, even though you are the most amazing human being to ever cross my eyes, I decided to stay realistic and to just tell you what I need to say. I have no idea who you are, what your mind has to contribute to this dry world, I can describe you with over a thousand words and I?m sure others wouldn?t find that hard either. I?m not writing this in order to tell you i'm madly in love with you or anything, hell you might as well crumple this up and throw it out right now. I don?t know if this is the same for you but the world became a very dark place, a world a lot of people don?t think is worth living. I?ve found various reasons to keep my life, one being you can?t escape existence, two being the existence of what?s divine. I want to be alive because you?re alive, that?s basically what i?m trying to say. It really doesn?t matter to me who you really are or what you do, just knowing that God is still motivated to brighten the world with his beauties is enough of a reason to live forever. I?m really not asking for anything, i?m really just saying thank you, thank you for your existence. Yes I am over exaggerating, but I think it?s for you to hear. I think you?re a great example of a normal human being with a godly complexion or should I say divine. I don?t really care whether or not you read this or not, as long as I get the idea that this made your day brighter. I apologize if this gives you any other feeling then what I intended. Others might not say the same but you truly are the dessert rose in my eyes. Please don?t look for the person who wrote this, i?m embarrassed enough I had the ability to write this. At the same time I could be a guy or a girl, maybe even the schools janitor. I hope you didn?t puke after reading this but honest to God, you were born to be loved.



- School Janitor

Posting this is very embarassing as well, but I got a nack for writing.


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Re: Will I win her heart with this? [Re: Jon]
    #3533305 - 12/22/04 10:23 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)


she would probally be happy someone thinks so high of her... but she might be turned off that you are so annoymous.. it MAY even creep her out a little.


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Re: Will I win her heart with this? [Re: Jon]
    #3533329 - 12/22/04 10:28 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

?? stalker?? I mean stalk her!


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Re: Will I win her heart with this? [Re: 2Experimental]
    #3533335 - 12/22/04 10:29 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

I think she might appreciate your ability to be yourself and say what you 'really' feel, yet at the same time she might be creeped out a bit by what you said.

Just some constructive criticism here but I would use that as a very rough draft. Read it over and over again and try to think about what you're trying to say. Then structure it in a slightly more coherent manner. Keep writing new drafts and making small changes here and there as you go. You should know when you've got it right.


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Re: Will I win her heart with this? [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #3533369 - 12/22/04 10:39 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

exactly.. revise it a little bit.. Too much ranbling... and when you give it to her... hand it to her along with a peice of paper with your phone # :wink:


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Re: Will I win her heart with this? [Re: 2Experimental]
    #3533375 - 12/22/04 10:41 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

ok... identify yourself, and maybe just present her with a summary.


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Re: Will I win her heart with this? [Re: 2Experimental]
    #3533389 - 12/22/04 10:45 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

If you need any help, grammatically speaking, then feel free to PM me and I'll try to help you revise it in a way so as to convey what you really want without making the reader think too hard about it. Sometimes some of your feelings can get lost in the translation when you try to compose them into written word, unless you have had quite a lot of practice with it.


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Re: Will I win her heart with this? [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #3533394 - 12/22/04 10:47 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

listen to 13eetleJuice.... he is the reincarnation of Barry White....

13eetleJuice.... you are the man... hows shit in your neck of the woods today>?


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afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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Re: Will I win her heart with this? [Re: Jim]
    #3533415 - 12/22/04 10:54 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

cool thanks for the "constructive criticism" lol, its very helpful.


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Re: Will I win her heart with this? [Re: Jim]
    #3533433 - 12/22/04 11:00 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

GratefulJim said:
listen to 13eetleJuice.... he is the reincarnation of Barry White....

13eetleJuice.... you are the man... hows shit in your neck of the woods today>?




It's Al Green, mufuka! J/K.
Hehe, doing great actually. Thanks for asking! Took the day off work today just to relax and do whatever I wanted around the house. Needed some time to myself and it has been wonderful. How about you, bro? You doing alright?


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Re: Will I win her heart with this? [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #3533463 - 12/22/04 11:07 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

I used to think you were a puppet when you came here , but now I think otherwise
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THe ghost with the most :rotfl:

and then 6' under pushin up shrooms.. classic!



Err, back to creepy Janitor stalkage... Maybe we can offer him tips like to to drill holes to spy on this chick from the ceiling boards?


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Re: Will I win her heart with this? [Re: 2Experimental]
    #3533506 - 12/22/04 11:15 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Hehe, you're not the only one to have assumed/accused me of being a puppet. Tell me, do I come across as similar to someone else who posts here or is it just the lack of sincerity that is the nature of the whole Beetlejuice theme that throws people off?


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Re: Will I win her heart with this? [Re: 2Experimental]
    #3533514 - 12/22/04 11:17 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

13eetleJuice- yeah Im kicking it in an adventure of my mind again tonight. its taking me a while to do things tonight... thank god for spell check.


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Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


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Re: Will I win her heart with this? [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #3533522 - 12/22/04 11:19 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

haha, well for me it was the whole funny man thing ..

and then the leet language in your username with the one and three for the bee :smile:

good to have light hearted funny posters who are not puppets round hurr


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Re: Will I win her heart with this? [Re: 2Experimental]
    #3533548 - 12/22/04 11:24 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, I'm a genuine nutcase.

Oh, and Jim, backspace=k3y :wink:


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