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You know your an alcoholic when...
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...when you buy a box of 4 Mike's Hardberry coolers because you
    just want that drink and don't have the money for a 6 pack  :wink:

...when the party's over, all your friends have left, and there's
    many "so called" empties laying EVERYWHERE...and you do the
    right thing by not letting any of the beer go to waste!

...when you stop your girlfriend from making her O face for just
    enough time to take a shot or a chug

...when you constantly, without fail, try to bribe and blackmail the
    person behind the bar to get just ONE more drink...or even half
    a drink, "come on man...technically...your not selling me a drink
    because it's not a drink when the shot glass is half full  :wink:"

...when instead of cornflakes and milk for breakfast...it's beer
    and leftover pizza from the night before.

...when you are absoulutely stuck with these two choices: Use
    your 10 bucks for a couple drinks and catch a ride home with a
    buddy...or use it to take a cab home with a fine looking lady
    from the bar: and you pick choice 1  :wink:

...hehe there's so many more.  Sadly, I've done all of those at
  least once  :grin:.  Keep it going people!

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Re: You know your an alcoholic when... [Re: Spooge]
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... when you try to cut back and you experience bad physical side effects. :crazy:


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: You know your an alcoholic when... [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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mattzdope said:
... when you try to cut back and you experience bad physical side effects. :crazy:


hehe been there fellow circle brother!  :grin:

I've had my "enlightment" stage...alcohol was at a extreme low, many profound experiences, etc, etc....and god did it do me good.  But I guess I'm on a new kick now  :wink:

...when you take 3 months worth of empties back and get
  over 120 dollars

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Re: You know your an alcoholic when... [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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...when you're homeless and the only thing you're worrying about is if you'll get alcohol today.

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Re: You know your an alcoholic when... [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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...when you've just gotten out of detox for the third time and your wife has left you because you lost your job but god dammit what else are you supposed to do now besides get fucking wasted?  :faded:


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Hey, baby...wanna kill all humans?

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Re: You know your an alcoholic when... [Re: NosferatuMan]
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I'm glad I can still just get drunk by pounding back two 40s

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Re: You know your an alcoholic when... [Re: ShroomingNJ]
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Hey, baby...wanna kill all humans?

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Re: You know your an alcoholic when... [Re: TurdFerguson]
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lmfao !?! MGD MAKES 40s ?

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Re: You know your an alcoholic when... [Re: ShroomingNJ]
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...buy alcohol because of it's content, not taste

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Re: You know your an alcoholic when... [Re: TurdFerguson]
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:rotfl:

That pic gave me a good laugh. :thumbup:


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: You know your an alcoholic when... [Re: Spooge]
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..when even midget amputees turn you on  :blush:

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PROMOTE BACTERIA. THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE SOME PEOPLE HAVE.

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Re: You know your an alcoholic when... [Re: ShroomingNJ]
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Fuck yeah they do.

A huge bummer: i just moved to a new school and i cant find my favorite 40oz here anymore. i love icehouse, but they only sell it here in 32oz bottles, what the ghey is that?!?


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Hey, baby...wanna kill all humans?

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Re: You know your an alcoholic when... [Re: TurdFerguson]
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Hey man just get a 6pack of 16oz cans, around here a 6er goes for $2.99. That's 96oz's.


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: You know your an alcoholic when... [Re: Spooge]
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entityexperiment said:
...when you buy a box of 4 Mike's Hardberry coolers because you
    just want that drink and don't have the money for a 6 pack  :wink:





When you know that you will get more bang for the buck with 40s,.


And you say your an alcoholic


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"I celebrate the Earth, my home, my mother, my grave, and as long as men are Man they must, if they would preserve the integrated being, do the same---[and preserve]--this rank casual hungry smelly sweaty lusting transitory body, my oozy pulpy liquid-bag-swollen body, bones, blood, hair glands, my bejeweled sex; I love and celebrate it all.  never to let men forget that they are animals as much as gods---that is one thing I shall say."

  Edward Abbey

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Re: You know your an alcoholic when... [Re: hawksapprentice]
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you mean like the 40s of cheap beer?  Like OE's?

been there...that was my highschool years.

I'm an adult...I'm an alcoholic with class  :grin:

hehe just teasin!  :heart:

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Re: You know your an alcoholic when... [Re: Spooge]
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Yeah, mikes hard drinks SOOOOO classy.  :stonedjerk:

lol


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"I celebrate the Earth, my home, my mother, my grave, and as long as men are Man they must, if they would preserve the integrated being, do the same---[and preserve]--this rank casual hungry smelly sweaty lusting transitory body, my oozy pulpy liquid-bag-swollen body, bones, blood, hair glands, my bejeweled sex; I love and celebrate it all.  never to let men forget that they are animals as much as gods---that is one thing I shall say."

  Edward Abbey

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Re: You know your an alcoholic when... [Re: hawksapprentice]
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hawksapprentice said:
Yeah, mikes hard drinks SOOOOO classy.  :stonedjerk:

lol


haha ok, you've got me on that!  you know what, this is a first and I've decided a last.  I've been totally brought up on beer.  And I'll admit, the first two of these tasted great...but it's starting to get really hard to swallow back.

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Re: You know your an alcoholic when... [Re: Spooge]
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those mikes hard drinks do taste good as hell to drink every once in awhile

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Re: You know your an alcoholic when... [Re: it stars saddam]
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...when you spend your pot money on booze? hehe


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Re: You know your an alcoholic when... [Re: Spooge]
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when you wake up in a gutter, not knowing quite how you got there.....and where the hell are my pants?


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how's your WOW?





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