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OfflineNorCalKing
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Registered: 08/13/05
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Each cigarette take 5 minutes off your life...
    #4540272 - 08/15/05 11:50 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Literally, it takes 5 minutes to smoke a cigarette, that's where this saying comes from...

Get it now?

:smile:


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OfflineInfrared
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Registered: 07/15/02
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Re: Each cigarette take 5 minutes off your life... [Re: NorCalKing]
    #4540282 - 08/15/05 11:57 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

no


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InvisibleBurke Dennings

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 77,639
Re: Each cigarette take 5 minutes off your life... [Re: NorCalKing]
    #4540285 - 08/15/05 11:59 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Hello, FreshCaps.


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InvisibleSkunk420
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Re: Each cigarette take 5 minutes off your life... [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4540303 - 08/16/05 12:10 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

it most likely is, they ban someone and they are back in no time..as someone else..


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Offlinehawksapprentice
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Re: Each cigarette take 5 minutes off your life... [Re: Skunk420]
    #4540336 - 08/16/05 12:22 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

whatd he get banned for???


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  Edward Abbey


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OfflineNorCalKing
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Re: Each cigarette take 5 minutes off your life... [Re: hawksapprentice]
    #4540345 - 08/16/05 12:27 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

My account is currently being talked among the Admins...

Hopefully I will get it back, it's bad enough I lost all my posts...

If I get it back, then this account will be deleted, if not, this is my new account...


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InvisibleSkunk420
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Re: Each cigarette take 5 minutes off your life... [Re: hawksapprentice]
    #4540351 - 08/16/05 12:30 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

no comment...


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InvisibleBurke Dennings

Registered: 11/29/04
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Re: Each cigarette take 5 minutes off your life... [Re: NorCalKing]
    #4540356 - 08/16/05 12:32 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

NorCalKing said:
My account is currently being talked among the Admins...

Hopefully I will get it back, it's bad enough I lost all my posts...

If I get it back, then this account will be deleted, if not, this is my new account...




You should be banned as a puppet.


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OfflineLipaYai5
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Registered: 07/24/05
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Loc: Mamunia... whoaaooo.
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Re: Each cigarette take 5 minutes off your life... [Re: NorCalKing]
    #4540376 - 08/16/05 12:38 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I get it. so does that mean masturbation takes on average, 30 seconds off of my life?

so the next time I get an earfull from a non-smoker... i'll tell them that each shower takes 10 minutes off of their life. that'll be Witty.

-LY5


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InvisibleSkunk420
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Re: Each cigarette take 5 minutes off your life... [Re: NorCalKing]
    #4540379 - 08/16/05 12:38 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I think it was pretty fucked up what you were saying the other night, that shit is not tolerable even in OTD... :mad:


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Offlinehawksapprentice
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Re: Each cigarette take 5 minutes off your life... [Re: Skunk420]
    #4540389 - 08/16/05 12:42 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Aaaaaawwwwwwweeeeeeeee........................























































I always miss the excitement.  :bitch:


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"I celebrate the Earth, my home, my mother, my grave, and as long as men are Man they must, if they would preserve the integrated being, do the same---[and preserve]--this rank casual hungry smelly sweaty lusting transitory body, my oozy pulpy liquid-bag-swollen body, bones, blood, hair glands, my bejeweled sex; I love and celebrate it all.  never to let men forget that they are animals as much as gods---that is one thing I shall say."

  Edward Abbey


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InvisibleBurke Dennings

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Re: Each cigarette take 5 minutes off your life... [Re: NorCalKing]
    #4540397 - 08/16/05 12:46 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

FreshCaps said:

I'm banned again.

:smile:




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OfflineTookMyIdea
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Registered: 08/16/05
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Re: Each cigarette take 5 minutes off your life... [Re: hawksapprentice]
    #4540401 - 08/16/05 12:47 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I should not be banned as a puppet, if my account is inactive.

Becasue I cannot use my other account...

Therefore I'm not a puppet...

Like I said if I get FreshCaps back, I'll have an Admin not a Mod delete this name...

Puppet: A puppet is any controlled character.

The FreshCaps account has no control over this account, therefore I;m not a puppet..


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OfflineWorf
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Registered: 07/04/04
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Re: Each cigarette take 5 minutes off your life... [Re: TookMyIdea]
    #4540409 - 08/16/05 12:49 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

FreshCaps said:
:bitch:




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InvisibleBurke Dennings

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Re: Each cigarette take 5 minutes off your life... [Re: TookMyIdea]
    #4540410 - 08/16/05 12:49 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Dumbass.

:foreheadslap:


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OfflineTookMyIdea
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Re: Each cigarette take 5 minutes off your life... [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4540412 - 08/16/05 12:50 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I'm not whining :smile: I'm smiling :smile:


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Offlinehawksapprentice
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Re: Each cigarette take 5 minutes off your life... [Re: TookMyIdea]
    #4540416 - 08/16/05 12:51 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I still wanna know what the fuck happened.


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  Edward Abbey


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OfflineTookMyIdea
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Re: Each cigarette take 5 minutes off your life... [Re: hawksapprentice]
    #4540419 - 08/16/05 12:54 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Bad stuff, truthfully, you don't want to know...


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InvisibleBurke Dennings

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Re: Each cigarette take 5 minutes off your life... [Re: TookMyIdea]
    #4540429 - 08/16/05 12:56 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I can't believe you keep making these puppet accounts. You're clearly not a welcome member here.


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InvisibleSkunk420
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Re: Each cigarette take 5 minutes off your life... [Re: TookMyIdea]
    #4540432 - 08/16/05 12:57 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

whats wrong scared to tell..??


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