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InvisibleSammi
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Registered: 05/18/03
Posts: 356
Loc: Texas
All for Cigarettes
    #1861532 - 08/29/03 01:22 AM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Cigarettes Machine


A man and a woman are in a hotel and are about to have sex. They
already have all of their clothes off and are in the bed when the woman says, "I want a pack of cigarettes."

The man says, "You want a pack of cigarettes... before?" She says, "Ya, I'll concentrate better if I have a smoke."

The man says, "OK," and goes to get a pack of cigarettes. He doesn't think to get dressed because it is so late. He goes to the cigarette machine and decides to buy two packs just in case. He starts heading back to his room when he sees three nuns. He poses as a statue and hopes they'll pass by.

The nuns come over to him and since they had never seen a naked man they thought he was a vending machine. The first nun searches for the trigger mechanism and pulls his johnson. Startled, he drops a pack of cigarettes. The second nun does the same and he drops the other pack of cigarettes. When the third nun executes the maneuver she says, "Look girls it has lotion, too!"


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Invisiblealakona
I threw my slippers at the beast
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Registered: 07/08/03
Posts: 14,799
Loc: ville.
Re: All for Cigarettes [Re: Sammi]
    #1861540 - 08/29/03 01:25 AM (20 years, 5 months ago)

ahhhh, good ol jokes


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TrippinTeddy said:
sometimes when I'm raping a bitch, I like to tickle her ribs and under neath her arms, and I say "loosen up bitch, lets have fun now because if I have to kill your squirming ass, only one of us will be having fun, and you can't have a party all by yourself can you?" Then its usually all laughs and good times from there.


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InvisibleRunDMT
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Registered: 07/21/03
Posts: 16,166
Re: All for Cigarettes [Re: Sammi]
    #1862192 - 08/29/03 08:55 AM (20 years, 5 months ago)

God I hate it when that happens.


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Offlinecdchriscd
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Registered: 04/25/03
Posts: 716
Loc: FL
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Re: All for Cigarettes [Re: RunDMT]
    #1862198 - 08/29/03 08:57 AM (20 years, 5 months ago)

That wasn't funny, at all.


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Offlinest0nedphucker
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Re: All for Cigarettes [Re: cdchriscd]
    #1862254 - 08/29/03 09:20 AM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Neither is your cynicism


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Offlinecdchriscd
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Registered: 04/25/03
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Loc: FL
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Re: All for Cigarettes [Re: st0nedphucker]
    #1862268 - 08/29/03 09:29 AM (20 years, 5 months ago)

It's not funny, at all. No need for you to comment.


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OfflineNapkinOfDoom
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Re: All for Cigarettes [Re: cdchriscd]
    #1862785 - 08/29/03 01:03 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

it would be funny if we as a people hadn't already heard like 200 variations of that joke


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InvisibleSammi
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Registered: 05/18/03
Posts: 356
Loc: Texas
Re: All for Cigarettes [Re: NapkinOfDoom]
    #1863108 - 08/29/03 03:00 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

I post jokes I get for those who have not read them so they might enjoy them. If you dont like them or have already seem them then dont read it. You can always click *back* on your browser and find anotehr post that you like better. Thank You :smile:


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Offlinecdchriscd
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Re: All for Cigarettes [Re: Sammi]
    #1863178 - 08/29/03 03:28 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Whatever happened to that guy who use to follow you from thread to thread denouncing you?


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InvisibleSammi
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Registered: 05/18/03
Posts: 356
Loc: Texas
Re: All for Cigarettes [Re: cdchriscd]
    #1863200 - 08/29/03 03:38 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Hes still around. But he knows that he cant do that in here.

I dont like fighting with people...exspically when its on a BB like this. Its pointless.


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OfflineBig Fi52
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Re: All for Cigarettes [Re: alakona]
    #1866220 - 08/30/03 03:32 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Those things don't work.


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