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Smallworlds
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Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!!
#4470352 - 07/29/05 05:08 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Without them my beer would fall to the floor!!!
Thanks!!!!
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freddurgan
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: Smallworlds]
#4470443 - 07/29/05 05:22 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Doubt that. Let's thank god for friction instead. You could hold a beer in your elbow if you wanted to. It's just friction.
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Hrethic
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: Smallworlds]
#4470462 - 07/29/05 05:26 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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hahahahaa shit yeah, that and for picking off little bullshit leafs off an otherwise perfect bud. Of course they have other advantages, but really i don't see how they outweigh those two..
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freddurgan
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: Hrethic]
#4470488 - 07/29/05 05:30 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Identifying rapists.
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: freddurgan]
#4470529 - 07/29/05 05:40 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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freddurgan said: Identifying rapists.
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Smallworlds
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: freddurgan]
#4470648 - 07/29/05 05:59 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Identifying rapists is generally done with DNA.
I doubt very seriously there are all that many rapists who get caught because of fingerprints, as opposed to DNA.
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freddurgan
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: Smallworlds]
#4470650 - 07/29/05 06:00 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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That's true.
Ok, identifying sloppy vault thiefs? Assasins..
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Smallworlds
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: freddurgan]
#4470662 - 07/29/05 06:01 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah, Identifying dead bodies is a better example.
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: freddurgan]
#4470664 - 07/29/05 06:01 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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fuck fingerprints... many times ive thought about burning them off
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Fospher
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: Smallworlds]
#4470675 - 07/29/05 06:03 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've always wanted to take a high dose of valium to where I would not feel pain and burn mine off. I dont need a little pattern on my fingers to be unique...
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freddurgan
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: Fospher]
#4470677 - 07/29/05 06:03 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fuck that shit. I'm not that paranoid.
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Smallworlds
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: AliceDee]
#4470680 - 07/29/05 06:04 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fingerprints go down I don't know how many layers deep, but well into the skin layer with capillary blood vessels.
You have to seriously fuck up your fingers to get them off.
I don't wan't mine off, I just wanna keep them free of ink.
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: Smallworlds]
#4470694 - 07/29/05 06:06 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Men in Black says otherwise. Will Smith lost his quickly and with minimal pain
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Fungi_x
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: Smallworlds]
#4470717 - 07/29/05 06:12 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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We would all just wear those drinking hats or have trained chimps hold are beer if we could not.
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Smallworlds
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: Fungi_x]
#4470740 - 07/29/05 06:17 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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The thrust of the idea is that because of fingerprints we are able to hold on to things.
yeah, I imagine if we didn't have them we'd have to invent something to help us with that.
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: AliceDee]
#4470907 - 07/29/05 07:02 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
AliceDee said: fuck fingerprints... many times ive thought about burning them off
You know they grow back, right?
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: Smallworlds]
#4470913 - 07/29/05 07:03 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Smallworlds said: The thrust of the idea is that because of fingerprints we are able to hold on to things.
yeah, I imagine if we didn't have them we'd have to invent something to help us with that.
as fred already said, friction is what helps us hold onto stuff.
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4470937 - 07/29/05 07:06 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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finger prints cant grow back if theirs scar tissue there
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: thegatewaydrug]
#4470944 - 07/29/05 07:07 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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True.
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4470948 - 07/29/05 07:08 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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That'd have be a nasty burn though!
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