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Smallworlds
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Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!!

#4470352 - 07/29/05 05:08 PM (21 years, 29 days ago)

Without them my beer would fall to the floor!!!

Thanks!!!!

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freddurgan
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!!

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#4470443 - 07/29/05 05:22 PM (21 years, 29 days ago)

Doubt that. Let's thank god for friction instead. You could hold a beer in your elbow if you wanted to. It's just friction.

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Hrethic
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!!

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#4470462 - 07/29/05 05:26 PM (21 years, 29 days ago)

hahahahaa shit yeah, that and for picking off little bullshit leafs off an otherwise perfect bud. Of course they have other advantages, but really i don't see how they outweigh those two..

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freddurgan
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!!

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#4470488 - 07/29/05 05:30 PM (21 years, 28 days ago)

Identifying rapists.

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!!

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#4470529 - 07/29/05 05:40 PM (21 years, 28 days ago)

freddurgan said:

Identifying rapists.

:lol:

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Smallworlds
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!!

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#4470648 - 07/29/05 05:59 PM (21 years, 28 days ago)

Identifying rapists is generally done with DNA.

I doubt very seriously there are all that many rapists who get caught because of fingerprints, as opposed to DNA.

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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!!

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#4470650 - 07/29/05 06:00 PM (21 years, 28 days ago)

That's true.

Ok, identifying sloppy vault thiefs? Assasins..

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Smallworlds
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!!

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#4470662 - 07/29/05 06:01 PM (21 years, 28 days ago)

Yeah, Identifying dead bodies is a better example.

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AliceDee
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!!

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#4470664 - 07/29/05 06:01 PM (21 years, 28 days ago)

fuck fingerprints... many times ive thought about burning them off

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Fospher
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!!

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#4470675 - 07/29/05 06:03 PM (21 years, 28 days ago)

I've always wanted to take a high dose of valium to where I would not feel pain and burn mine off. I dont need a little pattern on my fingers to be unique...

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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!!

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#4470677 - 07/29/05 06:03 PM (21 years, 28 days ago)

Fuck that shit. I'm not that paranoid.

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Smallworlds
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!!

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#4470680 - 07/29/05 06:04 PM (21 years, 28 days ago)

Fingerprints go down I don't know how many layers deep, but well into the skin layer with capillary blood vessels.

You have to seriously fuck up your fingers to get them off.

I don't wan't mine off, I just wanna keep them free of ink.

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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!!

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#4470694 - 07/29/05 06:06 PM (21 years, 28 days ago)

Men in Black says otherwise. Will Smith lost his quickly and with minimal pain :wink:

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Fungi_x
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!!

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#4470717 - 07/29/05 06:12 PM (21 years, 28 days ago)

We would all just wear those drinking hats or have trained chimps hold are beer if we could not.

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Smallworlds
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!!

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#4470740 - 07/29/05 06:17 PM (21 years, 28 days ago)

The thrust of the idea is that because of fingerprints we are able to hold on to things.

yeah, I imagine if we didn't have them we'd have to invent something to help us with that.

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!!

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#4470907 - 07/29/05 07:02 PM (21 years, 28 days ago)

AliceDee said:

fuck fingerprints... many times ive thought about burning them off

You know they grow back, right?

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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!!

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#4470913 - 07/29/05 07:03 PM (21 years, 28 days ago)

Smallworlds said:

The thrust of the idea is that because of fingerprints we are able to hold on to things.

yeah, I imagine if we didn't have them we'd have to invent something to help us with that.

as fred already said, friction is what helps us hold onto stuff.

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thegatewaydrug
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!!

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#4470937 - 07/29/05 07:06 PM (21 years, 28 days ago)

finger prints cant grow back if theirs scar tissue there

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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag

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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!!

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#4470944 - 07/29/05 07:07 PM (21 years, 28 days ago)

True.

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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!!

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#4470948 - 07/29/05 07:08 PM (21 years, 28 days ago)

That'd have be a nasty burn though!

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