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OfflineSmallworlds
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Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!!
    #4470352 - 07/29/05 07:08 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Without them my beer would fall to the floor!!!

Thanks!!!!


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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: Smallworlds]
    #4470443 - 07/29/05 07:22 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Doubt that. Let's thank god for friction instead. You could hold a beer in your elbow if you wanted to. It's just friction.


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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: Smallworlds]
    #4470462 - 07/29/05 07:26 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

hahahahaa shit yeah, that and for picking off little bullshit leafs off an otherwise perfect bud. Of course they have other advantages, but really i don't see how they outweigh those two..


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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: Hrethic]
    #4470488 - 07/29/05 07:30 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Identifying rapists.


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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: freddurgan]
    #4470529 - 07/29/05 07:40 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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freddurgan said:
Identifying rapists.




:lol:


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OfflineSmallworlds
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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: freddurgan]
    #4470648 - 07/29/05 07:59 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Identifying rapists is generally done with DNA.

I doubt very seriously there are all that many rapists who get caught because of fingerprints, as opposed to DNA.


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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: Smallworlds]
    #4470650 - 07/29/05 08:00 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

That's true.

Ok, identifying sloppy vault thiefs? Assasins..


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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: freddurgan]
    #4470662 - 07/29/05 08:01 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, Identifying dead bodies is a better example.


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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: freddurgan]
    #4470664 - 07/29/05 08:01 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

fuck fingerprints... many times ive thought about burning them off


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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: Smallworlds]
    #4470675 - 07/29/05 08:03 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I've always wanted to take a high dose of valium to where I would not feel pain and burn mine off. I dont need a little pattern on my fingers to be unique...


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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: Fospher]
    #4470677 - 07/29/05 08:03 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck that shit. I'm not that paranoid.


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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: AliceDee]
    #4470680 - 07/29/05 08:04 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Fingerprints go down I don't know how many layers deep, but well into the skin layer with capillary blood vessels.

You have to seriously fuck up your fingers to get them off.

I don't wan't mine off, I just wanna keep them free of ink.


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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: Smallworlds]
    #4470694 - 07/29/05 08:06 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Men in Black says otherwise. Will Smith lost his quickly and with minimal pain :wink:


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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: Smallworlds]
    #4470717 - 07/29/05 08:12 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

We would all just wear those drinking hats or have trained chimps hold are beer if we could not.


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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: Fungi_x]
    #4470740 - 07/29/05 08:17 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

The thrust of the idea is that because of fingerprints we are able to hold on to things.

yeah, I imagine if we didn't have them we'd have to invent something to help us with that.


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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: AliceDee]
    #4470907 - 07/29/05 09:02 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

AliceDee said:
fuck fingerprints... many times ive thought about burning them off




You know they grow back, right?


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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: Smallworlds]
    #4470913 - 07/29/05 09:03 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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Smallworlds said:
The thrust of the idea is that because of fingerprints we are able to hold on to things.

yeah, I imagine if we didn't have them we'd have to invent something to help us with that.




as fred already said, friction is what helps us hold onto stuff.


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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4470937 - 07/29/05 09:06 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

finger prints cant grow back if theirs scar tissue there


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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4470944 - 07/29/05 09:07 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

True.


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Re: Let's all take a moment to thank God for fingerprints!!! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4470948 - 07/29/05 09:08 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

That'd have be a nasty burn though!


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