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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa
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GOD BLESS NJ
    #3844331 - 02/27/05 11:59 PM (12 years, 29 days ago)

New Jersey is a peninsula.
Highlands, New Jersey has the highest elevation along the entire eastern seaboard, from Maine to Florida.
New Jersey is the only state where all of its counties are classified as metropolitan areas.
New Jersey has more race horses than Kentucky.
New Jersey has more Cubans in Union City (1 sq. mi.) than Havana, Cuba.
New Jersey has the densest system of highways and railroads in the US.
New Jersey has the highest cost of living.
New Jersey has the highest cost of auto insurance.
New Jersey has the highest property taxes in the nation.
New Jersey has the most diners in the world and is sometimes referred to as the Diner Capital of the World
New Jersey is home to the original mystery pork parts club (no, not spam) TAYLOR HAM PORK ROLL !!!!
Home to the less mysterious, but the best, Italian hot dogs and Italian sausage w/peppers and onions.
North Jersey has the most shopping malls in one area in the world, with seven major shopping malls in a 25 square mile radius.
New Jersey is home to the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island.
The Passaic River was the site of the first submarine ride by inventor John P. Holland.
New Jersey has 50+ resort cities & towns. Some of the nations' most famous: Asbury Park, Wildwood, Atlantic City, Seaside Heights, Long Branch & Cape May.
New Jersey has the most stringent testing along our coastline for Water Quality Control than any other seaboard state in the entire country.
New Jersey is a leading technology & industrial state and is the largest chemical producing state in the nation when you include pharmaceuticals.
Jersey tomatoes are known the world over as being the best you can buy.
New Jersey is the world leader in blueberry and cranberry production (and here you thought Massachusetts?)
Here's to New Jersey - the toast of the country! In 1642, the first brewery in America opened in Hoboken.
The famous Les Paul invented the first solid body electric guitar in Mahwah in 1940.
New Jersey is a major seaport state with the largest seaport in the US, located in Elizabeth. Nearly 80% of what our nation imports comes through Elizabeth Seaport first.
New Jersey is home to one of the nation's busiest airports at Newark Liberty International.
George Washington slept here. Several important Revolutionary War battles were fought on New Jersey soil, led by General George Washington.
The light bulb, phonograph (record player) and motion picture projector were invented by Thomas Edison in his Menlo Park, NJ laboratory.
We also boast the first town ever lit by incandescent bulbs.
The first seaplane was built in Keyport, NJ.
The first airmail (to Chicago) was started from Keyport, NJ.
The first phonograph records were made in Camden, NJ.
New Jersey is home to the Miss America Pageant held in Atlantic City.
The game Monopoly, played all over the world, named the streets on their playing board after the actual streets in Atlantic City.
And, Atlantic City has the longest boardwalk in the world.
New Jersey has the largest petroleum containment area outside of the Middle East countries.
The first Indian reservation was in New Jersey, in the Watchung Mountains.
New Jersey has the tallest water-tower in the world. (Union, NJ!!!)
New Jersey had the first Medical Center, in Jersey City.
The Pulaski SkyWay, from Jersey City to Newark, was the first skyway highway.
NJ built the first tunnel under a river, the Hudson. (Holland Tunnel).
The first baseball game was played in Hoboken, NJ, which is also the birthplace of Frank Sinatra.
The first intercollegiate football game was played in New Brunswick in 1889. (Rutgers College played Princeton.)
The first Drive-in Movie Theater was opened in Camden, NJ, (but they're all gone now!)
New Jersey is home to both of "NEW YORK'S" Pro Football Teams!
The first radio station and broadcast was in Paterson, NJ.
The first FM radio broadcast was made from Alpine, NJ, by Maj. Thomas Armstrong.

All New Jersey Natives:
Sal Martorano, Jack Nicholson, Bon Jovi, Jason Alexander, Queen Latifa, Susan Sarandon, Bruce Springsteen, Connie Francis, Shaq, Judy Blume, Aaron Burr, Joan Robertson, Ken Kross, Dionne Warwick, Sarah Vaughn, Budd Abbott, Lou Costello, Alan Ginsberg, Norman Mailer, Marilynn McCoo, Flip Wilson, Alexander Hamilton, Whitney Houston, Eddie Money, Linda McElroy, Eileen Donnely, Grover Cleveland, Woodrow Wilson, Walt Whitman, Jerry Lewis, Tom Cruise, Richard Wojewodzki, Joyce Kilmer, Bruce Willis, Caesar Romero, Lauryn Hill, Ice-T, Nick Adams, Nathan Lane, Sandra Dee, Danny DeVito, Richard Conti, Joe Pesci, Joe Piscopo, Robert Blake, John Forsyth, Meryl Streep, Loretta Swit, Norman Lloyd, Paul Simon, Jerry Herman, Gorden McCrae, Kevin Spacey, John Travolta, Phyllis Newman, Anne Morrow Lindbergh, Eva Marie Saint, Elisabeth Shue, Zebulon Pike, James Fennimore Cooper, Admiral William Halsey, Jr., Dave Thomas (Wendy's), William Carlos Williams, Ray Liotta, Robert Wuhl, Bob Reyers, Pa ul Robeson, Ernie Kovacs, Joseph Macchia and of course.........Frank Albert Sinatra and "Uncle Floyd" Vivino.

YOU KNOW YOUR FROM NEW JERSEY WHEN.......
You don't think of fruit when people mention "The Oranges".
You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags.
A good, quick breakfast is a hard roll with butter.
You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.
You've eaten at a Diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3a.m.
You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.
You know what a "jug handle" is.
You know that WaWa is a convenience store.
You know the town Jon Bon Jovi is from.
You know that the state isn't all farmland.
You know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey - there's the shore and you don't go to the shore, you go "down the Shore". And when you are there, you're not "at the shore"; you are "down the Shore".
You know how to properly negotiate a Circle.
You knew that the last sentence had to do with driving.
You know that this is the only "New..."state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (like, try...Mexico...York...Hampshire - doesn't work, does it?)
You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich
You consider putting mayo on a corned beef sandwich a sacrilege.
You don't think "What exit?" is very funny.
You know that people from the 609 area code are "a little different". Yes they are!
You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton - that's for out-of-staters.
You know your from New Jersey when you drink "Wuder" not "water"
The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar.
You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.
You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.
Every year you have at least one kid in your class named Tony.
You know the location of every clip shown in the Sopranos opening credits.
You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of the mall.
You know that people from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights, and people from Central Jersey go to Belmar and people from South Jersey go to Wildwood. It can be no other way.
You weren't raised in New Jersey - you were raised in either North Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey.
You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the state.
You think that every place is about 20 minutes away...
You remember the stores Korvette's, Two Guys, Rickel's, Channel, Bamberger's and Orbach's.
You also remember Palisades Amusement Park.
You've had a Boardwalk cheese steak and vinegar fries.
You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.
And Finally.........
You've NEVER, NEVER pumped your own gas.


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Re: GOD BLESS NJ [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3844350 - 02/28/05 12:05 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

California big, New Jersey small.


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Re: GOD BLESS NJ [Re: delta9]
    #3844357 - 02/28/05 12:07 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

dont mean nothing. you cant step on nj. size often lacks smarts. oooo snap!


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Re: GOD BLESS NJ [Re: delta9]
    #3844358 - 02/28/05 12:07 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

anywhere BUT new jersey, i'm with delta 9.


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Re: GOD BLESS NJ [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3844359 - 02/28/05 12:08 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

A lot of the "great" things on NJ are a direct result of its small size, is what I implying, intelligentsia.

Sarcasm. The west owns you.


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Re: GOD BLESS NJ [Re: delta9]
    #3844365 - 02/28/05 12:10 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

The west owns trailer parks and meth labs.


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Re: GOD BLESS NJ [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3844370 - 02/28/05 12:11 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

The west also has more of the good green and is much more progressive than the east.

*throws signs*


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Re: GOD BLESS NJ [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3844381 - 02/28/05 12:14 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

the west owns me :blush:


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


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Re: GOD BLESS NJ [Re: delta9]
    #3844385 - 02/28/05 12:15 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

What you flashin \\()()//

PEople say you got the green but whats been winning the cannabise cup? NYC diezel born n bred nj ny's finest. Cant beat it.


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Re: GOD BLESS NJ [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3844392 - 02/28/05 12:16 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

being a resident of nj all i can say is

Amen, can i get a funky "good god"


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Re: GOD BLESS NJ [Re: Freeker]
    #3844403 - 02/28/05 12:19 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

Halley loolya Sweet black babby JESUS ahmen


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Re: GOD BLESS NJ [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3844410 - 02/28/05 12:20 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

sheik, i must say, you never usually scare me...

:heart:

hehe


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GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


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Re: GOD BLESS NJ [Re: Todcasil]
    #3844414 - 02/28/05 12:20 AM (12 years, 29 days ago)

wacha talkin bout home slice?


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Re: GOD BLESS NJ [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #7662583 - 11/21/07 01:59 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

NJ ftw!


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Re: GOD BLESS NJ [Re: Boom]
    #7662595 - 11/21/07 02:04 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

and New Jersey has Railroad Earth. :thumbup:


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Re: GOD BLESS NJ [Re: Boom]
    #7662601 - 11/21/07 02:04 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Boom said:
NJ ftL!




i moved up to the ny-nj area about 4 years ago, and i have to say, this is the most god awful part of the country- i cant wait to move


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