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my girlfriend broke my bong last night..
    #4432142 - 07/21/05 07:09 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

this is the 2nd piece of glass that I own that she has broken. first was my shitty glass bowl.

i now have nothing to smoke out of nor do i have the means with which to buy something. i think i'll go cry now.


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Re: my girlfriend broke my bong last night.. [Re: idiotek] * 1
    #4432146 - 07/21/05 07:16 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Ever seen "Old Yeller"?


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Re: my girlfriend broke my bong last night.. [Re: idiotek]
    #4432147 - 07/21/05 07:18 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

was i during "relations"....haha.....

i'd cry too.....maybe she'll buy you a new piece....


i'm sorry for you loss......


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Re: my girlfriend broke my bong last night.. [Re: CaptainH13]
    #4432158 - 07/21/05 07:34 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

she doesn't have any money.

but it was definitely done while i was sleeping and she was dicking around on my computer. it was on the desk with the computer and i guess somehow she ended up knocking it off the desk.

i know it was an accident and all but this is the 2nd time she's broken my smoking device... i dunno. she can't buy me another one but i feel like she owes me.


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Re: my girlfriend broke my bong last night.. [Re: idiotek]
    #4432161 - 07/21/05 07:37 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

yea,she kinda does.....


just out of basic kindness.....

maybe she'll think of someting,i'm sure(well i hope) she feels pretty bad.....


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Re: my girlfriend broke my bong last night.. [Re: CaptainH13]
    #4432163 - 07/21/05 07:41 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

yeah she definitely does.  i feel bad for being an asshole to her about it last night but it was the middle of the night and i had to get up at 7 this morning. 

glass can be replaced, but not cheaply.  and i'm broke lately (barely can afford weed) so it's going to be a while before i can get something else.

i guess i will wait until i can go to a music festival to buy another bong, supposedly you can get 'em real cheap in those places. 

fuck, i still need a bowl though.  i guess i can just stick to shittier means.. like a one-hitter or something.  but nothing compares to some nice glass..  :frown:


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Re: my girlfriend broke my bong last night.. [Re: idiotek]
    #4432171 - 07/21/05 07:52 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

glass is typically cheaper at shows,but it's also usually lower quality,which might make future "mishaps" easier,haha....


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Re: my girlfriend broke my bong last night.. [Re: CaptainH13]
    #4432178 - 07/21/05 08:03 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

make a bong! you can get a huge bowl just the size u want it and make a bong however u want that too.
its more fun than you'd expect, plus u have the age old satisfaction of bein able to sit back and smoke from it thinking "ahhhhh wot a beauty!, i created that!"


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Re: my girlfriend broke my bong last night.. [Re: Phil6006]
    #4432255 - 07/21/05 09:08 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I prefer a beautiful glass peice over home-made junk-bongs anyday.


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Re: my girlfriend broke my bong last night.. [Re: RESTLESS]
    #4435610 - 07/21/05 11:00 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

fuck that creating your own bong bullshit, just roll a fat ass blunt thats how i do shit


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Re: my girlfriend broke my bong last night.. [Re: blueboomers]
    #4435637 - 07/21/05 11:09 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Just get a cheapo acrylic to use for now, save up some money, and when you have enough, take your girl out to pick out a nice new glass one and make a day of it. You'll both feel better about it in the end.


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Re: my girlfriend broke my bong last night.. [Re: idiotek]
    #4435653 - 07/21/05 11:13 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

*in hella_tight voice* cloke slam the bitch:grin:

jk man:lol: thats shitty, thats y i only own one (lil) pipe that no one touches but me. they r fun to have/buy though...


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Re: my girlfriend broke my bong last night.. [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4436154 - 07/22/05 01:28 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

i would be one happy camper if i won a shopping spree at a head shop on the price is right or some shit


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Re: my girlfriend broke my bong last night.. [Re: idiotek]
    #4436475 - 07/22/05 03:03 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I don't know about cheap at some music festival. They usually charge WAY over price. But you might be able to talk them down, because they know they are trying to rip you off. Just be like "dude, you're selling that for (x amount of money)? I'll give you (this much)."


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Re: my girlfriend broke my bong last night.. [Re: blueboomers]
    #4436507 - 07/22/05 03:10 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

blueboomers said:
fuck that creating your own bong bullshit, just roll a fat ass blunt thats how i do shit




Blunts or Js are the way to go for sure.



However.. Taking a 12 oz soda bottle, metling a hole in the side and sticking a piece of tinfoil in it, and melting a hole at the bottom for a carb never hurt me any when I was a little younger. :smile:


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Re: my girlfriend broke my bong last night.. [Re: Jadian]
    #4436940 - 07/22/05 05:02 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Jadian said:
Ever seen "Old Yeller"?




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Re: my girlfriend broke my bong last night.. [Re: idiotek]
    #4437030 - 07/22/05 06:58 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

If it happened to me, I would make her pay for a year in sexual pleasure.
Anything I commanded..

But that's me..  :grin:


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Re: my girlfriend broke my bong last night.. [Re: Fliquid]
    #4437056 - 07/22/05 07:34 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

lol, that's a good idea..



i think i'm going to just get a bowl in the meantime until we can find a nice bong to replace mine. i got over the fact that she broke it, but i'm still struggling with the fact that it's not here to be used. i might try the whole "build one yourself" thing. there's no use in staying mad at her for something so petty anyway. glass can be replaced, and it WAS an accident.

anyway.. thanks for all the suggestions guys.


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Re: my girlfriend broke my bong last night.. [Re: idiotek]
    #4437064 - 07/22/05 07:41 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Also come up with something you always wanted to do and she always refused.  :evil:


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Re: my girlfriend broke my bong last night.. [Re: Fliquid]
    #4437067 - 07/22/05 07:43 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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