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InvisibleCherryBomM
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I'm going to EXPLODE
    #4383067 - 07/08/05 09:49 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

It's SO HARD to keep a secret. I have bid on ebay for some Green Day tickets for labor day Monday in Ottawa. I'm not a huge Green Day fan, but my boy is. I'm getting them for him....but I want to suprise him.

We're going to Montreal that weekend because my brother is getting married, so on our way home, I'm going to be like "Hey! I got these two Green Day tickets, do you want to make a pitstop in Ottawa?"

And then he will freak out because I am the best girlfriend ever and we'll have great sex for like an entire month. The only problem is that every time I talk to him, I can feel my secret trying to leak out of my mouth. It's like it's clawing it's way out of me.

I have to keep quiet for 2 MORE MONTHS. OMG. I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS. I just don't know if I'm strong enough. I can't even hype it up and be like "Hey babe, I got something for you and I'm not telling you what it is....!" Because as soon as I do that, He'll be all over me like a fat kid on a smartie and he'll squeeze it out of me like it's nobodies business.

This is so hard.


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InvisibleSpringDuck
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Re: I'm going to EXPLODE [Re: CherryBom]
    #4383106 - 07/08/05 10:11 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

You should try my cousin - duck tape.


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Re: I'm going to EXPLODE [Re: CherryBom]
    #4383109 - 07/08/05 10:12 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Hopefully he won't be like "God damn it! I've got to be in town because of [insert terrible reason to miss a concert here] NOOOOOO!"

And you'll be like ":sad:"

Are you sure he doesn't have to do anything on that day? Because that'd be bad!


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InvisibleCherryBomM
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Re: I'm going to EXPLODE [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4383112 - 07/08/05 10:14 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

He defintely does NOT have anything to do that day.  He's known  about my brothers wedding since before last christmas, so if he's got other plans, I'll kill him.  :heart:


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Re: I'm going to EXPLODE [Re: CherryBom]
    #4383115 - 07/08/05 10:15 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Well sounds like you've got everything taken care of!


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Re: I'm going to EXPLODE [Re: CherryBom]
    #4383122 - 07/08/05 10:17 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

what if you don't get the bid?


thats reason enough not to tell him


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InvisibleCherryBomM
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Re: I'm going to EXPLODE [Re: goobler]
    #4383127 - 07/08/05 10:19 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Pretty sure I'm going to get it. I guess its possible I won't...but I'm confident.


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Re: I'm going to EXPLODE [Re: CherryBom]
    #4383136 - 07/08/05 10:22 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

so was hitler


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Re: I'm going to EXPLODE [Re: goobler]
    #4383152 - 07/08/05 10:28 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

And we all know what happened to him.


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Re: I'm going to EXPLODE [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4383157 - 07/08/05 10:29 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I just seen lots of items sniped at the last moment , ,unless you bite the bullet and buy it outright


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Re: I'm going to EXPLODE [Re: goobler]
    #4383165 - 07/08/05 10:32 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, I used to buy stuff off ebay a lot. When it gets near the last few minutes just put the highest you're willing to pay. Or have a fast connection and keep reloading the page.


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Re: I'm going to EXPLODE [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4383168 - 07/08/05 10:33 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

or use a sniping program


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Re: I'm going to EXPLODE [Re: goobler]
    #4383171 - 07/08/05 10:34 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I've never used one of those


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Re: I'm going to EXPLODE [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4383177 - 07/08/05 10:35 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

me neither, I don't use ebay alot


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Re: I'm going to EXPLODE [Re: CherryBom]
    #4383181 - 07/08/05 10:36 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Bom! Thats awesome! Im sure he is going to just adore you!

Now try your best to keep it hush hush, I didn read through this whole thread, but do you even have the tickets won yet? Hehe. Dont break loose until at least you have those tickets.

And I know , it is so hard to keep a secret like that, I always try to get surprise things for adamist, but i always let it out...haha.

Good luck!


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Re: I'm going to EXPLODE *DELETED* [Re: goobler]
    #4383184 - 07/08/05 10:39 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: I'm going to EXPLODE [Re: CherryBom]
    #4383243 - 07/08/05 11:07 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Everytime you feel your secret trying to claw it's way out over the phone, think of how much better it will be if you wait to tell him til the last minute.  He will be completely surprised, and you'll get to see the look on his face.  That's the best part. 

Also, don't forget to bring concert appropriate clothes for him. 

:heart:


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Re: I'm going to EXPLODE [Re: SpringDuck]
    #4383246 - 07/08/05 11:08 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

SpringDuck said:
You should try my cousin - duck tape.




:lol:


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Re: I'm going to EXPLODE [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4383256 - 07/08/05 11:12 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Man I didn't even catch that quote while browsing through.

Priceless  :thumbup:


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Re: I'm going to EXPLODE [Re: Liz]
    #4383265 - 07/08/05 11:15 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

:yesnod:


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-Erik Davis


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