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I just had a shitty Saturday afternoon.
    #4147754 - 05/07/05 07:11 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

So, to make myself feel better, I'm not going to write the paper I'm supposed to. Instead I just bought an 8th and I'm off to practice joint rolling.

And also, I'm gonna practice some joint smoking. Hope all you pubbers are having a fine weekend! Anyone else jealous of those damn Canoodians?


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Re: I just had a shitty Saturday afternoon. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4148280 - 05/07/05 10:51 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I'll never be jealous of those CrazyCookooClockCodPieceZuluWarriors


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Re: I just had a shitty Saturday afternoon. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4148287 - 05/07/05 10:55 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

iv been smoking for 5 years and i still dont know how to roll a joint


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Re: I just had a shitty Saturday afternoon. [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4148304 - 05/07/05 11:00 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Atleast learn to use a dollar bill to roll a joint. Its real simple.

Put herb in the dollar bill and twist the herb around in it to make it a nice joint shape. Take you paper gum up and faceing you slide it down the back side of the herb cylinder untill it completly rolls around it. The hardest part is then to get it to tuck back in and then seal it shut. hard to describe easy to show.

Me and my roomate about to smoke a dank joint with kif on it. I made some geh mixed drinks too. wooo i guess


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Re: I just had a shitty Saturday afternoon. [Re: baraka]
    #4148322 - 05/07/05 11:07 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

my fucking mom stole my hash because i got too drunk. she went through my backpack! i'm pissed.


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Re: I just had a shitty Saturday afternoon. [Re: baraka]
    #4148340 - 05/07/05 11:10 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I've got a phobia that I'll get like strep throat if I touch money and put my hands anywhere near my mouth, much less roll a joint and smoke it (Even though you'd think the heat would kill any baddies).

I'd say learn normal joint rolling. Dammit, the first thing I did when I bought my first sack was sit down and learn how to roll a perfect joint. Hand rolling a joint on a flat surface is the only way to go, don't bother using pens and another rolling apparatus unless you've failed miserably at normal rolling.

I'd also have to concur about the "tuck" being the hardest part. I used to touch the two edges of the joint together, slide it down, and then fold and tuck so I could make the joint tighter. But then I realized although it burnt perfectly, the joint would be a little bit thicked on one end, depending on the tightness.
Now I tuck normally but it's still a bitch. Especially if you're tired, extremely fucking stoned, or are shaky or have a damaged hand. Jesus.

Well it's my friend birthday party tonight so I'll put my joint rolling skills into good use... peace out and good luck rolling, bro.

:wexican:


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Re: I just had a shitty Saturday afternoon. [Re: browndustin]
    #4148353 - 05/07/05 11:15 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

use a $20? or a $50? or (if you're a gangster like me) use a $100.


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Re: I just had a shitty Saturday afternoon. [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4148364 - 05/07/05 11:17 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Hope your saturday starts going better :smile: Enjoy the mj. And about rolling im eventually gonna get a cigg making machine cas trying to do it myself sucks and i fuck it up.


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