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Jiffy Lube guys stole my adderall
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My friend Josh was driving home from work from (MOTHERFUCKING) New Jersey yesterday and stopped before getting into NY to have his oil changed.  The Jiffy Lube dudes cleaned the inside of his car, and he had had 4 adderall sitting in the little coin tray with a bunch of coins and a tiny little glass thing.  The adderall were there because he was gonna come meet me and give them to me.

When he was driving back, he realized they were gone. The Jiffy fuckers took them. :mad2:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Jiffy Lube guys stole my adderall [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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You should call the manager there. Tell them what happened, and find out who was in your car. At the very least, they'll question whoever was inside it.


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Remember, remember the fifth of November
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.


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Re: Jiffy Lube guys stole my adderall [Re: Liz]
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Eh, Josh got them for free and was giving them to me and it's his car so I doubt he'd care enough to go through with that. I just wish I had one right now to help me write this fucking takehome final, and I wanted one for Sunday to study for my last final exam.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Jiffy Lube guys stole my adderall [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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I wish I had one too, so I could freakin concentrate on the loans in front of me.  Blargh.  :crazy:


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Remember, remember the fifth of November
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.


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Re: Jiffy Lube guys stole my adderall [Re: Liz]
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What do you do?


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Jiffy Lube guys stole my adderall [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Stealing my drugs no matter if they are free or what, I just can't let go of. The anger would build and I would have to confront the fagots. It would prolly not result in a fist fight but they would know I knew and so would there manager.

you need to At least have your friend call the business and tell the manager what happened, or give me the fucking number I will do it I'm pissed off as well :lol:

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Re: Jiffy Lube guys stole my adderall [Re: Fungi_x]
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Meh. Getting too angry over any material thing isn't worth the trouble to me...especially adderall I was getting for free. I can concentrate without it, it just would have helped. No need for me to get angry and sidetrack my life because of a couple of fuckers from Jersey. That would be pointless. "fagots?" Sigh.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Jiffy Lube guys stole my adderall [Re: Fungi_x]
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Yeah if anything I would call and bitch then tell them to compensate you with something. You might get a free oil change since Jiffy Lubes are everywhere...  :shrug:


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The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, they're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away, but if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth...

bloodflower6

Yay for Pornography!

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Re: Jiffy Lube guys stole my adderall [Re: bf6]
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If he had no script I think trying to get something free is a bad idea. But letting them know you know could prevent and stealing ever again.

"Faggots" sorry

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Re: Jiffy Lube guys stole my adderall [Re: Fungi_x]
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I wasn't correcting the spelling. I just don't get why "faggot" has become synonymous with "asshole."


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Jiffy Lube guys stole my adderall [Re: Fungi_x]
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the moral of the story, kiddies, is to take anything you intend to keep out of the car before turning it over to be cleaned/lubed/etc. this is basic life wisdom. don't even preach that "benefit of the doubt"/"common good" bullshit to me, either.

if you do leave valuables in the car then make note of what has been left and verify it is still there before leaving.


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To be honest, I fear the OTD. ---TheMadConductor

Now I'm gonna have to start getting down on my knees and blowing mushrooms... ---RogerRabbit

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Re: Jiffy Lube guys stole my adderall [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
I just don't get why "faggot" has become synonymous with "asshole."


Me either... sad.


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Re: Jiffy Lube guys stole my adderall [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Your guess is as good as mine. Why are you gay? If so, sorry no offenses. I have nothing against men who enjoy having sex with another mens bum-holes, Its a free country :shrugL:

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Re: Jiffy Lube guys stole my adderall [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Sorry to hear about that (Damn Jersey folk :wink: )

(as I pop an addy and drink some coffee)

I will be in The Study Zone soon :grin:

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Re: Jiffy Lube guys stole my adderall [Re: debianlinux]
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kinda like once my freinds dad was a manager at the local junk yard so they always pick through the cars real good befor they send them to the picking yard for the rest of the people to pick through well low and behold there was this one car with two big bags of coke and a a bag full of money w00t did he keep it you ask no he called the pigs and let them snort it


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Yes, with my own three eyes.
Depression, Misspells , wanting everying thing i cant have haveing nothing i want

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Re: Jiffy Lube guys stole my adderall [Re: Fungi_x]
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This is more my point. Listen to you. "Your guess is as good as mine." Why proliferate it? The word faggot will remain a derogatory word for gays. Then you'll have kids. Some guy will cut you off on the interstate, you'll say "god! fucking faggot!" And in your kid's brain somewhere the two will connect...

person dad is mad at = faggot
kids at school call gays faggot
faggots must be assholes


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Jiffy Lube guys stole my adderall [Re: Boom]
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Booooom said:
Sorry to hear about that (Damn Jersey folk :wink: )

(as I pop an addy and drink some coffee)

I will be in The Study Zone soon :grin:


You work at JiffyLube don't you?


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Jiffy Lube guys stole my adderall [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Ummmm maybe

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Re: Jiffy Lube guys stole my adderall [Re: Boom]
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Cough it up buster.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Jiffy Lube guys stole my adderall [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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If I worked at Jiffy Lube, I wouldn't be getting railed in the ass by mechanics every time something happens to my car

Figuratively speaking, of course

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