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Re: do you feel awkward buying lube and condoms at stores?? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
    #11896702 - 01/25/10 06:46 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Only when your mom is with me.


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Re: do you feel awkward buying lube and condoms at stores?? [Re: The Ecstatic]
    #11896703 - 01/25/10 06:46 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

I'm married and I got a vasectomy. OH how sweet it is. No std's, and no more kids.  :whoo:


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Re: do you feel awkward buying lube and condoms at stores?? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
    #11896716 - 01/25/10 06:51 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

If you feel awkward buying these at a store, you are probably American. If you don't at all, you are probably European. :smirk:


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Re: do you feel awkward buying lube and condoms at stores?? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #11896722 - 01/25/10 06:53 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

hahaha...i just feel weird..i do it all the time. its no biggie anymore, but i always seem to laugh inside for some reason...

mainly cuz i get the weirdest lady in line and they ask Qs like "o are these any good"? haha


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Re: do you feel awkward buying lube and condoms at stores?? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
    #11896727 - 01/25/10 06:59 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Wait till you have to buy tampons or pads. gross!

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Re: do you feel awkward buying lube and condoms at stores?? [Re: blood4blood]
    #11896737 - 01/25/10 07:05 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

haha already have/had too...

vagisil was the worse haha.


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Re: do you feel awkward buying lube and condoms at stores?? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
    #11896741 - 01/25/10 07:06 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Oh man shitty. I dont know if i could do that. haha

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Re: do you feel awkward buying lube and condoms at stores?? [Re: blood4blood]
    #11896744 - 01/25/10 07:08 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

hahaha...had to also pick up her bladder infection or urinary tract infection...something  meds or something before too...


i geuss we were doing it too much! and she got a UTI


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Re: do you feel awkward buying lube and condoms at stores?? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
    #11896757 - 01/25/10 07:13 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

At the end of the day, you know you're going home for a good roasting.

That should be enough to encourage anyone to buy double and take it to the desk.


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Re: do you feel awkward buying lube and condoms at stores?? [Re: Hinny]
    #11896775 - 01/25/10 07:22 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Hinny said:
At the end of the day, you know you're going home for a good roasting.

That should be enough to encourage anyone to buy double and take it to the desk.





This must be European Slang. I like it. Roasting tehe

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Re: do you feel awkward buying lube and condoms at stores?? [Re: blood4blood]
    #11896784 - 01/25/10 07:25 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: do you feel awkward buying lube and condoms at stores?? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
    #11896787 - 01/25/10 07:27 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

When i get home im going to ask my girl if she want's a good roasting. She'll be like "you know i don't smoke!" lol

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Re: do you feel awkward buying lube and condoms at stores?? [Re: blood4blood]
    #11896791 - 01/25/10 07:28 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

yhaha...my gf will assume im hungry for a potroast or sumthin haha


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Re: do you feel awkward buying lube and condoms at stores?? [Re: blood4blood]
    #11896792 - 01/25/10 07:28 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

double post*


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Re: do you feel awkward buying lube and condoms at stores?? [Re: blood4blood]
    #11896796 - 01/25/10 07:29 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

blood4blood said:
When i get home im going to ask my girl if she want's a good roasting. She'll be like "you know i don't smoke!" lol




Time to get the pink cigar out...


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Re: do you feel awkward buying lube and condoms at stores?? [Re: Hinny]
    #11896801 - 01/25/10 07:30 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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Hinny said:
Time to get the pink cigar out...




Haha. that's what i call my dogs junk. That or his lipstick.

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Re: do you feel awkward buying lube and condoms at stores?? [Re: blood4blood]
    #11896805 - 01/25/10 07:32 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Threesome with the dog? :tongue2:


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Re: do you feel awkward buying lube and condoms at stores?? [Re: Hinny]
    #11896807 - 01/25/10 07:33 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

hahah,,,im out of the loop.. are you talking about the big red rocket??? haha...

where did that come from???


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Re: do you feel awkward buying lube and condoms at stores?? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
    #11896817 - 01/25/10 07:38 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Just embrace your inner pervert man....you know it's there...


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Re: do you feel awkward buying lube and condoms at stores?? [Re: Dionili]
    #11896843 - 01/25/10 07:51 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

haha...what if i prefer goats...?:lol:


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