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 BrAiN
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 how often do u spank the monkey? 
#4112254 - 04/29/05 06:33 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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how often do u beat the meatttttt
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BrAiN
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Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: BrAiN]
#4112293 - 04/29/05 06:49 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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liars!
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Battletoad
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Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: BrAiN]
#4112509 - 04/29/05 08:12 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.
Edited by TODAY (04/29/05 08:15 PM)
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Yarry
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Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: TODAY]
#4114114 - 04/30/05 09:08 AM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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im seriously at it at least 3 times a day
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SuperMario
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Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: Yarry]
#4114122 - 04/30/05 09:14 AM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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never!
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djurg
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Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: Yarry]
#4114142 - 04/30/05 09:24 AM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Yarry said:
im seriously at it at least 3 times a day
I usually get to it when I have any spare time, so basicly almost 3 times a day too over here.
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SuperMario
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Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: djurg]
#4114202 - 04/30/05 09:42 AM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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We got a couple sick puppies here 
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Yarry
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Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: djurg]
#4114316 - 04/30/05 10:39 AM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
djurg said:
Quote:
Yarry said:
im seriously at it at least 3 times a day
I usually get to it when I have any spare time, so basicly almost 3 times a day too over here.
well i just got outta school for the summer, start my full time job next week but i swear to god im gonna rub my dick raw if i keep up this pace. its like a fuckin hobby for me now!
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TODAY
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Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: BrAiN]
#4115977 - 04/30/05 07:00 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
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To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.
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TheFakeSunRa
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Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: TODAY]
#4122162 - 05/02/05 03:43 AM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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At least twice every day. Sometimes more than five. Even if I have sex that day I still like to yank it a couple times as well. If I only did it twice a week I'd have a hard on 24/7. I'm in my mid thirties as well.
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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.
You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.
I disendorse you.[/quote]
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Locus
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Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: BrAiN]
#4122448 - 05/02/05 08:25 AM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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opiates interfere with my normal "wack off system" if you will ... but when i don't use it's anywhere from 0-3 a day on average i guess. yeah this poll has been done before though, but whatever no prob.
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moog
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Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: BrAiN]
#4122876 - 05/02/05 10:39 AM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Daily... but I've been tryin to cut back to once a week. It's just so hard though... eh, excuse the double meaning.
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TheFakeSunRa
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Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: moog]
#4124327 - 05/02/05 05:05 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
moog said:
Daily... but I've been tryin to cut back to once a week. It's just so hard though... eh, excuse the double meaning.
Why do you want to cut back?
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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.
You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.
I disendorse you.[/quote]
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Silversoul
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Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: BrAiN]
#4124430 - 05/02/05 05:27 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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About 4-5 times a week
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Wysefool
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Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: Silversoul]
#4126827 - 05/03/05 07:34 AM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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0-3 times a day, usually 2x
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Liz
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Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: Wysefool]
#4127617 - 05/03/05 12:10 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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never. 
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SWEDEN
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Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: Liz]
#4127770 - 05/03/05 12:52 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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By the time you read this I will already have jerked my merkin 3 times
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debianlinux
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Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: SWEDEN]
#4127974 - 05/03/05 01:53 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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almost always once a day regardless of sexual activity unless said activity was particularly taxing or occured multiple in the same day. even then mr happy stands a good chance of getting smacked around.
for periods of sexual drought the tally might climb to twice a day but i can't recall the last time a drought lasted longer than 4 days despite the period.
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moog
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Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#4128034 - 05/03/05 02:06 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Because pent-up sexual energy is good motivation for me to go find real-life girls to hang out with. Actually, it's just plain good for motivation of any sort.
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ShroomOmatic
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Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: Yarry]
#4128050 - 05/03/05 02:10 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Once in a while out of bordom. The girlfriend usually takes care of this area.
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