Home | Community | Message Board


Shroom Supply
Please support our sponsors.

Feedback and Administration >> Shroomery Polls

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post. Pages: 1
OfflineBrAiN
Art Fag
 User Gallery
Registered: 03/01/01
Posts: 6,870
Loc: Chocolate City
Last seen: 7 years, 2 months
how often do u spank the monkey?
    #4112254 - 04/29/05 08:33 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

how often do u beat the meatttttt
HOW OFTEN IS THE SPANKINESS?
You may choose only one
Never
Seldom
Occasionally
Once A Week
2-4 Times a Week
Pretty much a daily thing
2+ times a day
Professional Sperm Donor


Votes accepted from (04/29/05 08:33 PM) to (No end specified)
You must vote before you can view the results of this poll



Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineBrAiN
Art Fag
 User Gallery
Registered: 03/01/01
Posts: 6,870
Loc: Chocolate City
Last seen: 7 years, 2 months
Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: BrAiN]
    #4112293 - 04/29/05 08:49 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

liars!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleTODAY
Battletoad
Male

Registered: 09/25/03
Posts: 10,218
Loc: Metropolis City, USA
Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: BrAiN]
    #4112509 - 04/29/05 10:12 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)



--------------------

ca'rouse (k-rouz)
intr.v.
To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.


Edited by TODAY (04/29/05 10:15 PM)


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleYarry
Old Timer
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/05/04
Posts: 23,740
Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: TODAY]
    #4114114 - 04/30/05 11:08 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

im seriously at it at least 3 times a day


--------------------
Grumpy Old Man.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleSuperMario
Let me make yourave
 User Gallery

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 592
Loc: Super Mario World
Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: Yarry]
    #4114122 - 04/30/05 11:14 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

never!


--------------------



Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinedjurg
Lurker King

Registered: 03/12/02
Posts: 1,435
Loc: Canada,Quebec,Montreal
Last seen: 5 years, 5 months
Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: Yarry]
    #4114142 - 04/30/05 11:24 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Yarry said:
im seriously at it at least 3 times a day




I usually get to it when I have any spare time, so basicly almost 3 times a day too over here.


--------------------
Did God created humans or humans created God ?
Only God knows
So no one knows
Cause there's no God.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleSuperMario
Let me make yourave
 User Gallery

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 592
Loc: Super Mario World
Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: djurg]
    #4114202 - 04/30/05 11:42 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

We got a couple sick puppies here  :whatever:


--------------------



Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleYarry
Old Timer
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/05/04
Posts: 23,740
Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: djurg]
    #4114316 - 04/30/05 12:39 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

djurg said:
Quote:

Yarry said:
im seriously at it at least 3 times a day




I usually get to it when I have any spare time, so basicly almost 3 times a day too over here.




well i just got outta school for the summer, start my full time job next week but i swear to god im gonna rub my dick raw if i keep up this pace. its like a fuckin hobby for me now!


--------------------
Grumpy Old Man.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleTODAY
Battletoad
Male

Registered: 09/25/03
Posts: 10,218
Loc: Metropolis City, USA
Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: BrAiN]
    #4115977 - 04/30/05 09:00 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

http://www.89.com/go/movies/

you'll thank me later.


--------------------

ca'rouse (k-rouz)
intr.v.
To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleTheFakeSunRa
your good friend <3
 User Gallery

Registered: 03/02/05
Posts: 11,626
Loc: Pelican Bay SHU Program
Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: TODAY]
    #4122162 - 05/02/05 05:43 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

At least twice every day. Sometimes more than five. Even if I have sex that day I still like to yank it a couple times as well. If I only did it twice a week I'd have a hard on 24/7. I'm in my mid thirties as well.


--------------------
What is this? It is a prolate spheroid, an elongated sphere in which the outer leather casing is drawn tightly over a somewhat smaller rubber tubing. Better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football.

-John Heisman

"I didn’t dive on one fumble because the way my leg was (positioned)," Newton told reporters in Charlotte on Tuesday. "It could have been contorted in a way. You say my effort? I didn’t dive down. I fumbled - that’s fine. That’s fine. We didn’t lose the game because of that fumble.”

-Scam Newton


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleLocus
Male

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 03/11/04
Posts: 6,049
Loc: ny/europe/other
Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: BrAiN]
    #4122448 - 05/02/05 10:25 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

opiates interfere with my normal "wack off system" if you will ... but when i don't use it's anywhere from 0-3 a day on average i guess. yeah this poll has been done before though, but whatever no prob.


--------------------

The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity. ~ Albert Einstein
"Fear is the great barrier to human growth." ~ Dr. Robert Monroe



~~~*Dosis sola facit venenum*~~~

*Check my profile to listen to my music* :smile:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisiblemoog
Stranger

Registered: 02/15/05
Posts: 1,296
Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: BrAiN]
    #4122876 - 05/02/05 12:39 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Daily... but I've been tryin to cut back to once a week. It's just so hard though... eh, excuse the double meaning.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleTheFakeSunRa
your good friend <3
 User Gallery

Registered: 03/02/05
Posts: 11,626
Loc: Pelican Bay SHU Program
Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: moog]
    #4124327 - 05/02/05 07:05 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

moog said:
Daily... but I've been tryin to cut back to once a week. It's just so hard though... eh, excuse the double meaning.




Why do you want to cut back?


--------------------
What is this? It is a prolate spheroid, an elongated sphere in which the outer leather casing is drawn tightly over a somewhat smaller rubber tubing. Better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football.

-John Heisman

"I didn’t dive on one fumble because the way my leg was (positioned)," Newton told reporters in Charlotte on Tuesday. "It could have been contorted in a way. You say my effort? I didn’t dive down. I fumbled - that’s fine. That’s fine. We didn’t lose the game because of that fumble.”

-Scam Newton


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleSilversoul
Rhizome
Male User Gallery

Registered: 01/01/05
Posts: 23,576
Loc: The Barricades
Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: BrAiN]
    #4124430 - 05/02/05 07:27 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

About 4-5 times a week


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineWysefool
I AM SKELETON JELLY
Male User Gallery
Registered: 12/26/02
Posts: 6,641
Last seen: 18 days, 6 hours
Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: Silversoul]
    #4126827 - 05/03/05 09:34 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

0-3 times a day, usually 2x


--------------------
GET MAD SWAG MONEY BIG PIMPIN


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleLiz
Owl Lady
Female User Gallery

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 11/16/04
Posts: 6,962
Loc: Massachusetts
Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: Wysefool]
    #4127617 - 05/03/05 02:10 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

never.  :smirk:


--------------------
Remember, remember the fifth of November
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.




Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineSWEDEN
Miracle of Science

Registered: 10/25/04
Posts: 2,577
Loc: PNW
Last seen: 2 years, 11 months
Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: Liz]
    #4127770 - 05/03/05 02:52 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

By the time you read this I will already have jerked my merkin 3 times


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinedebianlinux
Myconerd - DBK
Male User Gallery

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 12/09/02
Posts: 8,272
Loc: Over There
Last seen: 5 days, 13 hours
Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: SWEDEN]
    #4127974 - 05/03/05 03:53 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

almost always once a day regardless of sexual activity unless said activity was particularly taxing or occured multiple in the same day. even then mr happy stands a good chance of getting smacked around.

for periods of sexual drought the tally might climb to twice a day but i can't recall the last time a drought lasted longer than 4 days despite the period.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisiblemoog
Stranger

Registered: 02/15/05
Posts: 1,296
Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #4128034 - 05/03/05 04:06 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Because pent-up sexual energy is good motivation for me to go find real-life girls to hang out with. Actually, it's just plain good for motivation of any sort.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleShroomOmatic
Ethno Apprentice
Male User Gallery
Registered: 10/15/04
Posts: 2,373
Loc: Sailing the Seas of Chees...
Re: how often do u spank the monkey? [Re: Yarry]
    #4128050 - 05/03/05 04:10 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Once in a while out of bordom. The girlfriend usually takes care of this area.


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Jump to top. Pages: 1

Feedback and Administration >> Shroomery Polls

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Sexual Preferences
( 1 2 3 all )
Locus 6,796 51 08/28/08 11:36 PM
by thedudenj
* Sexual Partners
( 1 2 all )
CosmicJokeM 3,741 26 06/03/05 11:11 AM
by Colonel Kurtz Ph.D
* Sexuality daba 1,432 15 01/26/06 07:55 PM
by TrippingDuality
* Sexuality Broken Down By Gender AdoreChampignons 2,902 13 12/14/08 07:31 PM
by arainbow
* Favorite sexual position anybody?
( 1 2 all )
emptywisdom 4,068 30 05/13/06 08:31 PM
by Easy_Cheese
* Sexual Orientation
( 1 2 all )
Basidiocarp 3,415 20 05/17/05 10:14 PM
by Foci
* sexual poll Terrapin78 1,072 3 06/03/08 07:59 PM
by Terrapin78
* Companionship, one or many? daba 868 2 08/10/05 08:06 PM
by nightkrawler

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Ythan, Anno, Thor, Link, Seuss, geokills, Asante
1,585 topic views. 0 members, 0 guests and 0 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Toggle Favorite | Print Topic | Stats ]
Search this thread:

Please support our sponsors.

Copyright 1997-2016 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.067 seconds spending 0.028 seconds on 19 queries.