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OfflineTao
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Masturbation
    #2272822 - 01/25/04 10:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

First the most obvious question.

Then a more specific one.
How often?
You may choose only one
Multiple times a day
Once a day
2-3 times a week
Once a week
Every other week
Once a month
Once a year
Never
Who do you usually fantasize about?
You may choose only one
Significant Other
Ex-Significant Other
Present attainable interest (like a crush)
Present unattainable interest
Whoever is in the porno
Celebrity
Person(s) without a face
Other (explain)


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Re: Masturbation [Re: Tao]
    #2272991 - 01/25/04 11:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

whoever said they dont masturbate lies! LIES I TELL YOU!!


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OfflineTao
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Re: Masturbation [Re: Tao]
    #2273074 - 01/26/04 12:20 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: Masturbation [Re: Tao]
    #2315504 - 02/08/04 09:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Damn! Alot of votes for multiple times a day.

A friend's roommate used to run to the bathroom 5 to 6 times a day to jerk it. Then he'd lay his ol' lady when she got home.

I think that's a little extreme/compulsive/mental


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Re: Masturbation [Re: joe_millionaire]
    #2315586 - 02/08/04 10:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

joe_millionaire said:
A friend's roommate used to run to the bathroom 5 to 6 times a day to jerk it. Then he'd lay his ol' lady when she got home. 




I find that once I've been in a relationship with someone for a while, I start to almost prefer spankin' it to having sex, i.e., I get bored sexually pretty quickly...  Not that I don't have sex, but the frequency definitely goes down.  It's all PORNOGRAPHY'S fault I tell you, PORN!  :shocked:


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Re: Masturbation [Re: Yarry]
    #2315912 - 02/08/04 11:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

whoever said they dont masturbate lies! LIES I TELL YOU!!

actually..i dont masterbate...i mistressbate...


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Re: Masturbation [Re: Basidiocarp]
    #2320072 - 02/10/04 01:34 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

you need a freaky bitch to keep you on your toes then man, jerkin it is never better than sex unless you got some chick that don't know what the fuck she's doing and you don't tell her how to fix the problem, most girls like feedback ime, just don't be blunt/harsh. it never gets boring man, you can do all the shit in those porns your jackin your dick to unless your ashmed of what you jack to or are dating a girl with problems being sexually open, like missionary/lights off everytime kinda chick.


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Re: Masturbation [Re: John]
    #2320348 - 02/10/04 03:16 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

jtryptamine said:
jerkin it is never better than sex




I have to disagree. Sure, there's no bed-shaking, screaming craziness with masturbation, but it can be just as fun, if not more fun/relaxing than sex sometimes. Masturbation is an art, the sculpting of the the absolute best, most mind-blowing orgasm you can muster. It is the ultimate in bio-feedback therapy.


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Re: Masturbation [Re: Basidiocarp]
    #2322371 - 02/10/04 11:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i agree with jtryp. get a chick who aint afraid to do whatever.


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OfflineGForce
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Re: Masturbation [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #2322611 - 02/11/04 12:24 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I already got one of those chicks. Total slut but she doesn't take it in the ass :laugh:


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Re: Masturbation [Re: Basidiocarp]
    #2323153 - 02/11/04 02:24 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Sure, there's no bed-shaking, screaming craziness with masturbation




there's not?! :blush: :tongue:

jackin my dick is purely for pleasure, sex can be for much more like when your in love or infatuated. i don't get all into fuckin my hand or anything, it's like i'm trying to achieve the pleasure sensation of endorphines/dopamine whatever happens with an orgasm in the brain chemistry department and that's it really, i would agree masturbating is better than someone jackin you off though cuz no matter what girls cannot fuckin do it right, but comeon man a pussy just feels 100x's better than my rough hands, shit

oh and if you like the part that your in complete control most of the time the guy is during sex too you just gotta take charge and girls like that as long as you know what your doing and can actually get them off, if your not a take charge kinda guy tie the bitch up :smile:


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Re: Masturbation [Re: John]
    #2333771 - 02/14/04 10:32 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

IMO Wanking over someone you know(in real life) is just wrong, unless they are just a sex object then that's their own fault  :razz:


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Re: Masturbation [Re: Oook]
    #2334218 - 02/14/04 02:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

whats wrong about it?


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Re: Masturbation [Re: ]
    #2334897 - 02/14/04 06:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

bluethumb said:
whats wrong about it?




Nothing at all, I say!  Immitation and masturbation are the highest forms of flattery, right!?  heh  :lol:  I'd be tickeld pink to know that I was the subject of a masturbatory fantasy.


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Re: Masturbation [Re: Basidiocarp]
    #2334987 - 02/14/04 06:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i got the answer for you basidio, anal!
as in, in ass!
ohhhhh yeah!


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Re: Masturbation [Re: Basidiocarp]
    #2336892 - 02/15/04 11:43 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

same here :laugh:


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Re: Masturbation [Re: Oook]
    #2348457 - 02/18/04 03:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Oook said:
IMO Wanking over someone you know(in real life) is just wrong, unless they are just a sex object then that's their own fault  :razz:




Maybe in england, but here in canada, masturbating while thinking about someone is a perfect conversation starter.

example:

"Hey amanda! I just masturbated while thinking about you"

It will replace "whats up?". Just give it time...


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Re: Masturbation [Re: Tao]
    #2355889 - 02/19/04 07:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

When I do tug the ticklestick its usually twice a day.
Since you're endulging into the realm of fantasy then anyway you might as well go overboard and fantasize about furries like I do.

Actually I'm a writer of notoriously explicit adult yaoi stories  well-known in a certain small part of the humanoid furry-verse and operate an adult site featuring the works of artists and authors.
Sorry, no links :blush: if you're the kind kind of guy or girl (2/3 of yaoi fans are garden-variety str8 girls btw) who'd like that sort of thing your perversion will lead you there when surfing the web :grin:

If a third poll can be added I think an interesting question would be whether people tend to use an external stimulus (like a porn mag) to get the fantasy going or that the fantasizing is "all in the head". Please visit www.jackinworld.com to find out why your brother wraps ducktape around a banana and why belly-down teks can render you impotent to the real thing. Its also a great link on religious forums :grin:


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Re: Masturbation [Re: Tao]
    #2401944 - 03/04/04 11:33 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Other=all of the above


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Re: Masturbation [Re: Tao]
    #2421522 - 03/12/04 01:19 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

WOW! i expected "Present attainable interest" to be higher for some reason


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