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InvisibleDNKYD
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The joys of vacuuming
    #4092885 - 04/24/05 07:49 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

It really does suck.... ahahaha! Get it? Cause a vacuum sucks.... yeah... I thought that was a knee slapper.

Call me odd, but I enjoy vacuuming. The feeling of waking up, eating a good breakfast, smoking a fat bowl, then grabbing the ol' Hoover and bust that dust! I get a boner every time I see the vacuum ridding my carpet of that dirt and grime.

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InvisibleTeragon
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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
    #4092888 - 04/24/05 07:50 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

You know what else sucks? This thread.


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InvisibleDark_Star
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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
    #4092892 - 04/24/05 07:51 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Well, next time why don't ask the vaccuum for a blow job?  :wink:  :grin:


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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
    #4092893 - 04/24/05 07:51 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

i took like the feeling i get from vacuuming.

makes me feel like im a big white bald guy with one earing, last name clean.

it also makes me feel like an underage swedish female, but thats a whoel nother story.

:heart:


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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
    #4092894 - 04/24/05 07:52 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

I get a boner every time I see the vacuum ridding my carpet of that dirt and grime.


next time that happens take the vaccum hose and put it on your dick :grin:

Edited by BlueBlooded (04/24/05 07:54 PM)

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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: Da_Vine]
    #4092897 - 04/24/05 07:53 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

thats not condusive to dirty sex, which is the way he likes it...

i doubt hell even consider it!

:heart:


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: Da_Vine]
    #4092898 - 04/24/05 07:53 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Thats the reason I get a boner. I remember the good old days when Sandy (my vacuum) and I could be alone for a few minutes of heaven in the closet. Those days are long gone. Sandy blew a belt and had to be laid to rest. The new one just doesn't feel right.

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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: Da_Vine]
    #4092904 - 04/24/05 07:54 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Used to have a Conservatory that would get filled with dozens of flys. Fuck me though was it fun hoovering up they bastards in the vacumer.

Edited by MovingTarget (04/24/05 07:55 PM)

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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
    #4092906 - 04/24/05 07:55 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

:whistling: :penis:


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: Todcasil]
    #4092914 - 04/24/05 07:56 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

I like sucking ants up with mine on nice sunny days with a cool glass of lemonade in my hand. Then I open the bag in my neighbor's house and laugh as I hear them scream a little while later.

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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
    #4092948 - 04/24/05 08:07 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Thats just evil.


















:p


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: MovingTarget]
    #4092964 - 04/24/05 08:12 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

But it's a fun way to spend an afternoon

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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
    #4092975 - 04/24/05 08:14 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

whats happening to the pub? i feel like im in OTD....its cool, but not very "pubish"


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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
    #4092982 - 04/24/05 08:15 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Yea, I agree, watching ants and flys swarm about me is shit.


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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: wrestler_az]
    #4092983 - 04/24/05 08:15 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

maybe i should stop kicking so much ass?


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4092986 - 04/24/05 08:15 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
maybe i should stop licking so much ass?



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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
    #4092991 - 04/24/05 08:17 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

DNKYD said:
Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
+1?







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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4093008 - 04/24/05 08:21 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

This thread once had a purpose.... I forgot what it was....

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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
    #4093014 - 04/24/05 08:23 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

getting blow jobs from vacuums?


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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4093018 - 04/24/05 08:24 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Nope. I think it was the joy of getting a boner from the knowledge that my carpet is clean.

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