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The joys of vacuuming
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It really does suck.... ahahaha! Get it? Cause a vacuum sucks.... yeah... I thought that was a knee slapper.

Call me odd, but I enjoy vacuuming. The feeling of waking up, eating a good breakfast, smoking a fat bowl, then grabbing the ol' Hoover and bust that dust! I get a boner every time I see the vacuum ridding my carpet of that dirt and grime.

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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
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You know what else sucks? This thread.


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need that cash to feed them jones.

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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
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Well, next time why don't ask the vaccuum for a blow job?  :wink:  :grin:


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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
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i took like the feeling i get from vacuuming.

makes me feel like im a big white bald guy with one earing, last name clean.

it also makes me feel like an underage swedish female, but thats a whoel nother story.

:heart:


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.

~Casil



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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
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I get a boner every time I see the vacuum ridding my carpet of that dirt and grime.


next time that happens take the vaccum hose and put it on your dick :grin:

Edited by BlueBlooded (04/24/05 07:54 PM)

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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: Da_Vine]
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thats not condusive to dirty sex, which is the way he likes it...

i doubt hell even consider it!

:heart:


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.

~Casil



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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: Da_Vine]
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Thats the reason I get a boner. I remember the good old days when Sandy (my vacuum) and I could be alone for a few minutes of heaven in the closet. Those days are long gone. Sandy blew a belt and had to be laid to rest. The new one just doesn't feel right.

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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: Da_Vine]
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Used to have a Conservatory that would get filled with dozens of flys. Fuck me though was it fun hoovering up they bastards in the vacumer.

Edited by MovingTarget (04/24/05 07:55 PM)

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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
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:whistling: :penis:


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.

~Casil



:cactus:

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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: Todcasil]
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I like sucking ants up with mine on nice sunny days with a cool glass of lemonade in my hand. Then I open the bag in my neighbor's house and laugh as I hear them scream a little while later.

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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
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Thats just evil.


















:p


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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: MovingTarget]
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But it's a fun way to spend an afternoon

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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
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whats happening to the pub? i feel like im in OTD....its cool, but not very "pubish"


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  Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM) 

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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
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Yea, I agree, watching ants and flys swarm about me is shit.


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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: wrestler_az]
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maybe i should stop kicking so much ass?


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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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HELLA_TIGHT said:
maybe i should stop licking so much ass?


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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
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DNKYD said:
HELLA_TIGHT said:
+1?





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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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This thread once had a purpose.... I forgot what it was....

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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: DNKYD]
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getting blow jobs from vacuums?


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Re: The joys of vacuuming [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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Nope. I think it was the joy of getting a boner from the knowledge that my carpet is clean.

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